Or are there always a bunch of Pile Driver images being uploaded and I just happened to take notice this week? I realize this vicious finisher is always popular among wrestling fans, a Killer Move that the audience would shout for if their favorite Heel had not delivered it soon enough in the match.
So to scratch your Pile Driver Brutality itch, here are some of the stunning images that made my head snap recently, with my usual captions added beneath.
Ohhhh — Mr. Wonderful — the Master of the Pile Driver. Seeing this Power-House ruin so many soft-bellied jobbers like this really inspired some thrilling feelings of fear, respect, and longing in this young wrestling fan.
The fans began calling him “Paula” in an effort to emasculate him, but I wanted them to all shut up and show him some proper worship and respect.
That’s the thing about this move: you’re never quite sure if the victim is really being hurt or not. And that gives you those butterflies in your lower belly that can soon turn into more intense feels.
The poor victim can’t defend himself at all, and the brutal bastard implementing this move apparently gives No Fucks What-So-Ever.
Whoever you sick, sadistic violence-pervs are who created and posted all these cruel Pile-Drivers, keep up the GREAT work! The heartless punishment and injustice are intoxicating (assuming the helpless victims were not harmed in the making of these images, of course. They’re not REALLY being harmed, are they??)
Here is the image of his Crotch Cradle variation that utterly demolishes bearded Hunk, Joe Coffey. Wow. I need to watch more Japanese wrestling if they’re wearing trunks like THOSE and delivering killer moves like THAT!