Goodbye And Thanks For All The Suffering

A video posted to YouTube last week featured the farewell match by one of my favorite wrestlers — Jimmy Jacobs.  His final No Holds Barred battle in the AAW federation was against “All Ego” Ethan Page in March 2015.  I didn’t even realize Jimmy retired but now I miss him!

You can see this was a violent affair involving folding chairs, wheel chairs, and lots of other foreign objects.

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Before I start gushing over Jimmy Jacobs and his flirtatious suffering, let me discuss Ethan Page.  Nice green trunks first of all — very revealing.  The match begins with Jacobs in control, harming Page with a number of creative assaults, so we feel sorry for this bulging Baby-Face.

But soon the tables will turn and Page’s inner Dickhead will come out.  He will begin insulting the crowd, using weapons, shaking his cock at us, and that’s when I really start to fall in love with him.  I obviously need to watch more Ethan Page matches if he hasn’t also retired by now.

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Here is Page in control, whipping Jimmy to the far corner.  Jimmy shows us how a top tier Baby-Face performs this classic Back Attack.  He sails airborne into the corner from about mid-ring, stiffens upon impact as if he was stabbed in the kidney, and collapses to the mat clutching his lower back and kicking his legs dramatically.  A total work of art.

Jimmy’s small stature and lean physique make us pity him, and his effeminate vibe adds to his aura of vulnerability (wearing eye make-up and referring to himself as the “Zombie Princess”).

He also behaves very submissively in his matches, which is always a turn-on, for example keeping his arms out-stretched on the mat so Page can drive a steel chair into his gut.

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I love Heels who take a pause after each attack, sadistically savoring the effects of their work and allowing the viewer to get a good look at them in a dominant position.

Here Page airs out his crotch in the general direction of someone in the audience who has captured his attention.  Page flirts with the unseen viewer several times during the match.

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If you don’t have time to watch this entire 30-minute war, you can check out a 5-minute music video that Page posted on his YouTube channel.  It is well made and summarizes the sexiest, most dramatic scenes from their epic bout.

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I’ve blogged about gender-bending Jimmy Jacobs many times because I liked him and found him sexy and entertaining.  We’ve seen him biting, railroad spiking, and busting balls.

Jimmy was entertaining in both the Heel and Jobber role. In my 3/12/12 article, he dominated and on  2/23/15, he played sissy jobber.  What a talented wrestler and impressive body of work!

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One of Jimmy’s most violent and kinky gimmicks was the use of a sharpened railroad spike to carve up his opponent’s face.  But on the final night of his wrestling career, his opponent assumed control of the spike.

Rather than immediately attacking, Page takes a moment to get sexy with that spike.  He holds the phallic symbol near his crotch and grinds as if he’s masturbating, again flirting with the lucky fan at ringside.

After handing off his weapon to the referee for safe keeping, Page applies a Headscissor and rolls Jimmy onto his face.

Then Page implements that grinding Skull Fuck maneuver where he repeatedly lifts his hips and thrusts down to bounce Jacobs’ face on the mat like a basketball.  They leave a stain on the canvas.

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Whenever Jimmy busted open his victims, he would smear their blood on his chest (or lick it) which always riled up the outraged audience.

Here Page steals the gimmick, painting his own chest in red.  We get the message that Jimmy is finished now and the torch has been passed to the next sexy but sadistic sick fucker.  Thanks Jimmy — great work!