Battle Grind

Here is a gallery I worked on during my vacation.  These images featuring Randy suffering at the hands of Sheamus are from the Battleground 2015 pay per view which aired on the WWE Network a couple months ago.

This match was the opening bout of the Battleground 2015 Pay-Per-View, which proves that the WWE promoters sure know how to rile up the crowd and build excitement — opening with some brutal abuse as foreplay for the horny audience.  You can catch this bout on the WWE Network (if you pay the $10 fee.)

Sheamus looks so fierce and savage with that ghostly white skin, fiery red mohawk, and scruffy beard (now extra kinky with braids and metal studs.)

He has also added a ring through the middle section of his nose like a cartoon bull.  That’ll make the sumbitch even angrier and more cruel.

Sheamus seems to have three items on his agenda for this fight:  (1). crushing knees down on Randy’s exposed chest;   (2). slamming him on his back to break him; and (3). hooking his leg to show the audience his balls.

Some people have begun complaining on social media about the “boring” repetition in this on-going series between Orton and Sheamus.  I, for one, am certainly not complaining — I think tan Randy and ghostly Sheamus have fantastic chemistry and I love every time the cruel Irishman slams poor, floppy-bodied Randy onto the mat even if I’ve already seen it 35 times.

Long-term feuds in pro wrestling are the stuff of homo-erotic tension, the building of a passion-fueled love-hate relationship.  For example, wrestling legends Ric Flair and Ricky Steamboat had boners for each other that lasted three decades, resulting in them meeting in the ring over 2,000 times.  I would gift someone my car to be able to wrestle some hunk like Ric Flair or Ricky Steamboat (or Sheamus or Randy Orton for that matter) even 20 times, let alone 2,000 times.

Randy plays the ragdoll for Sheamus, his arms sprawled across the canvas utterly useless as Sheamus gropes the helpless man at will.  This is why I love Randy — he is always soooo perfectly willing to emasculate himself and portray a vulnerable piece of meat.  Speaking of meat, Sheamus again splits Randy’s thighs and lets us view that impressive bulge.

What additional cruel punishments does sadistic Sheamus have in store for our hero?  Now Randy is trapped in a Cloverleaf, with Sheamus popping a squat on his lower back and grinding his face into the mat.  Poor Randy considers tapping out like a pussy.

Here is a Brogue Kick that Sheamus delivered to finish Randy off.  (Click the image if the gif is not playing automatically.)   Actually Randy won this match in the end with a surprise RKO move, but this is my blog where studs like Randy do nothing but suffer.