A Late Christmas Gift, 1 of 2

On the 12/26/13 episode of Smackdown, champ Randy Orton was giving an interview when cocky Dolph Ziggler interrupted him to call him undeserving and threaten to shut his mouth.

Oh man, I must have been a really good boy this year to earn this late Christmas present.  You know Orton is just going to absolutely demolish the mouthy punk, and you know I’m going to go nuts for it (I went nuts four times in fact before I got through the whole match.)

Orton even wrapped my gift and tied on a big bow by appearing especially ripped, tan, and well-oiled for his punishment of the Show Off.  Did he always have that eight-pack, or has he been avoiding the cookies and egg nog this holiday season?

The reason this match interests me — the reason any match is interesting — is the contrast and chemistry between the two wrestlers.  Orton is called the “Face” of the WWE, but he is actually a Heel — a vicious, sadistic killer.  Remember that stiff beating he inflicted on pretty-boy Brad Maddox?

Orton exudes a hyper-masculine vibe with his tattoos, savage tan, buzzed head, and black gear.  Turning him loose on the young preppies in their brightly colored gear like Maddox or Ziggler makes Orton seem even more macho and potent in contrast.

Ziggler, on the other hand, was formerly a Heel known as the “Show Off”, but lately has become the Ultimate Jobber.  He exudes an effeminate vibe with his pretty blond hair (which he has now dyed pink on one side to match the pink accents on his gear.)

It doesn’t take long for Orton to assert the dominance of the Masculine over the Feminine — the ongoing theme of pro wrestling in general — by wrapping a bicep around Ziggler’s pretty throat and choking a bitch out.

And then the Hair Pulling begins.  Orton repeatedly snatches poor Ziggler by his golden locks, yanking him around like a dog on a leash.  That pretty pink coiffure — Ziggler’s proudest asset — has become his undoing!

Orton mounts Ziggler and bends his head back with a tight fistful of hair —  a provocative pose that suggests a rough sex act.  If Orton had asked me what I wanted for Christmas, this sadistic scene would’ve been right up at the top of my Wish List!  Thanks Randy, how did you know?!

I don’t know who Ziggler pissed off, but he has been playing the helpless jobber for so long, I can barely remember him as a dominant Show Off.  Here are a few of his recent humiliations that I blogged about:

  • Three-on-One beatings by the Shield (with plenty of hair pulling) posted on 9/20/13, 9/24/13, and 9/25/13.
  • Numerous skull-splitting kicks to the head by Alberto Del Rio posted on 7/1/13, 7/29/13, and 8/8/13.

And the blogger from Inner Jobber featured some hot images of Ziggler suffering at the hands of Fandango in his New Year’s Day article.

To Be Continued…

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2 Responses to A Late Christmas Gift, 1 of 2

  1. Stay Puft says:

    I’m sad I missed this, so thank you SO MUCH for posting it! Holy hot damn.

  2. Mark says:

    I love the fact that Dolph opens his mouth all to much, which usually Pisses some brutal Heel off, sending him into a beating that is sure to make the many of us out here….Happy. Having watched Dolph get worked over in multi-multi matches, I have to say the kid get’s Bent–Twisted–Bashed–Slammed– like no other and sells every punishment to a “T”. Dolph, if your reading this, do me a favor as im sure many would agree with me…LOOSE the Blonde locks and the OLD Rick Flair look !! Shorter, darker hair would make you so much more SEXIE as your getting worked over !!