Recently UCW blessed us with match #681, a rough Tag Team battle between Max & Axel (Team Maxel?) in the red bikinis vs. Zack & Jessie in purple posers. Great bodies on the purple team — I hope they suffer a lot!
Zack, for example, corrupts young Jessie, who is new to ring rasslin, by encouraging him to yank hair and bust nuts.
“I see that big red package he has, and it’s pissing me off!” (What an ominous and salacious line — I’m swooning already.)
This is the third time he’s made reference to male genitalia and we’re only 30 seconds into the video — so I think we know what body-part Team Purple is going to focus their assault on….
HERE is a nice close-up of that big red package that Zack is so obsessed with. Axel’s bulge is emphasized by some black swooshes (which also resemble thin fingers, perhaps encouraging his opponents to cop a feel.)
Jessie dutifully grabs a big handful of that inviting package, showing his partner that he paid attention during their pre-match strategy session.
The primary target of their attack is Zack’s rock-hard abodomen, which they’re trying to pound into putty.
The Red Team provides some nice Double-Team fan service, including this well-executed Double Suplex on the helpless Zack Reno.
By the way, my fellow Blogger from Ringside at Skull Island also reviewed this match. Check out his article for more great images and his usual descriptive and colorful narrative. I certainly agree with his desire to see more Team Maxel:
“The chemistry between Max and Axel is top notch, and I hope they share a lasting partnership. ”
This half-hour bout is not limited to Two-on-One punishment inflicted on my poor Zackie (that was just my favorite part.) Actually, each of the four competitors spends some time as the Heel-in-Peril. Check out Zack pinning Axel in the corner, snatching the bitch by the hair as he prepares to drill him in the face. One outcome of this match is that it sold me on Zack Reno, if I wasn’t already, as a boner-inspiring stud.
And below we see Axel suffering in a real tight Sleeper Hold locked on by Jessie that made me feel just as dizzy and weak as Axel must feel.
And then, like the hot Heels of pro wrestling past, MAX REPEATEDLY SCOOPS JESSIE UP FOR MORE OTK’S!!! and I find myself admiring Max Ryder and his Heel work very much.
You should go download this video from UCWrestling.com to find out how it ends. You can learn which wrestler’s target weak spot proved to be more vulnerable in the end: Zack’s chiseled stomach or Axel’s big red package.