Numbers Game, 2 of 2

This gallery continues my review of the Handicap Match from the Season’s Beating show by Maryland Championship Wrestling.  I paid a few dollars to stream the video and I’m sure glad I did:  this one match is well worth the price, and Dirty Money never disappoints.

Again the Silver Boot of Power reigns supreme.

Paul Jordane is the larger Alpha Male, so to watch him torn down brick-by-brick by Team Ecktourage is intoxicating for me.

The Heels, Eric Chapel and Dirty Money, look fantastic in their pink and black trunks.  Dirty Money even dyed his mohawk to match their flamboyant gear, adding to his dickhead vibe.

The bad boys work together to dominate Jordane.

Both members of Ecktourage get in the ring for some naughty two-against-one bullshit (which should happen often in any Handicap Match.)

Dirty Money kicks the trapped opponent in the face to finish him off.  Yet again, we see his gorgeous boots presented as Weapons of Mass Destruction.  I want those boots!

More hunks in trunks pile on Jordane.

The match is over, the Heels retain the belts, but their evil manager Kevin Eck is not finished punishing Jordane.  Eck invites another Tag Team to join in the attack.

Why do they all hate Jordane?  Does he act superior and cocky in the locker-room?

Many of you are now wondering who are these swole cheaters that joined in the assault on Jordane.  They are known as “Michigan Muscle.”  Nick Comoroto is the hairy bearded brute in the red trunks.  Cody Vance is the wholesome stud in purple.  Of course the awesome Beefcakes of Wrestling site has already profiled both Nick and Cody.

Watch me elbow him in the nads!

Cody Vance watches as Dirty Money neuters Jordane with a ball crushing Elbow Drop to the crotch.  He has found this Superman’s kryptonite.

What has poor Jordane done to deserve this emasculation?

When he entered the arena, Paul Jordane was proudly carrying a trophy he had won recently — a wrestling boot mounted to a board and spray-painted gold.  The evil manager, Kevin Eck, uses Jordane’s own trophy, a symbol of superior power and virility, to destroy him.  As his henchmen restrain Jordane, he bashes that golden boot into his face a couple of times — much like Dirty Money had used his silver boots to punish Jordane earlier in the match.

Damn I love wrestling like this — arrogant musclemen benefiting from an unfair numbers game, flexing their muscles, standing with one foot on their prey, and using their boots and nasty foreign objects as weapons.

Maryland Championship Wrestling really knows what they’re doing to gain our interest and keep us coming back for more.  I’m glad I included MCW on my Indy Wrestling On Demand List.  I could see myself ordering more of their videos if they continue to present Heel domination scenarios like this.  And the talent is stunning to behold.