The Power Twins give each other a big warm bearhug.
A Tumblr site I follow called Body Builder Jobbers recently posted a six-part series of animations from a classic Tag Team match — the Killer Bees vs. the Power Twins. I enjoyed these so I decided to copy and re-post my favs.
I always appreciate it when the teams exactly match each other — the Bees in their yellow bee costumes, and the identical bears in singlets. Nice!
Better stop flexin those muscles and start using them to squash these Bees!
If I had captured the images from this match, I would’ve focused on moments when the Bees were in trouble, such as the big Bearhug inflicted on Brian.
But these images are quite the opposite, featuring the big Power Twins being out-matched and humbled. I enjoyed considering this alternative perspective — a differing take on what makes this match exciting.
The big man is shown to be a slow, lumbering 0x.
The sub-title of the Body Builder Jobber Tumblr site explains why the Power Twins are shown to be vulnerable and weak in these images:
“… where big, cocky, roid-up bodybuilders enter the ring and become squirming, groaning, worthless jobbers.”
B. Brian Blair is too much — single-handedly owning these big goons!
The author also wrote a caption under each series of images, describing the match and explaining how worthless and ineffective the big Power Twins truly are:
“Double the beef, double the pounding. The power twins totaled 635 lbs of musclebeef. Technically they are less bodybuilder and more powerlifter type of built but still provides the Big vs Small(er) theme.”
All they want to do is hug on each other — not wrestle the other team!
“A lame attempt to take control of the situation is just that, an attempt as the faster, smaller guys quickly took control.”
“The quicker guys used the twins against against each other and almost caused an internal fight but a quick explanation (was that even needed??) and a hug defused the situation.”
The Killer Bees work together to subdue the larger man.
“In the ring, speed and agility almost always win over mass and muscles. Beefy power twin is quickly taken down and suffers through some extended leg work.
What is more beautiful than hapless beef waving those muscular arms helplessly on the mat?”
The two-on-one legwork continues.
The Killer Bees act as if THEY are the Heels, tagging in and out frequently and using every exchange as an opportunity to double-team the dumb, helpless Body-Builder.
The video of this match is available on YouTube. If you watch it, you may note that the Killer Bees (actually called “Mask Confusion” at this point in their career) did not totally dominate the whole time.
Blair splits open the Power Twin to utterly sissify him.
The Killer Bees’ leg attacks soon morph into groin-work as B. Brian begins to split and stretch his victim.
This adds a sexual vibe, implying that he is damaging the Power Twin’s male organs, splitting him wide open in order to defile him. This imagery makes the big man’s helplessness and lack of agency and power even more humiliating.
Now Brunzell gets in on the cock & ball torture.
The Killer Bees take turns working over the Bodybuilder’s crotch, passing him back and forth between them like a hooker they both chipped in for.
Brunzell looks like a boss as he plants a foot on the Power Twin’s ankle, then yanks his other leg to stretch the dude’s crotch open. Yeah, twist that big long leg, Jimmy!
I dig it when they spoon like that.
Brunzell gets down and dirty, scissoring his victim’s foot between his thick thighs and grinding on it.
This move resembles masturbation I always thought, maybe because the victim’s foot is positioned right where the attacker’s cock would be if he whipped it out and started yanking and pulling on it.
Another Crotch Splitter to ruin Big Bluto’s manhood.
The blogger continues his narrative on Power Twin worthlessness, his descriptions of their weakness just adding to their degradation:
“Leg and groin work continues as the beefy twin suffers beautifully. So big and yet so useless.”
Don’t be dumb show-offs — HURT that man!
“A short-lived control of the match was, of course, squandered with pointless (match-wise but not our enjoyment-wise) flexing their beefy bods.”
When I’m writing my blog, I need to remember that there is a market for this sort of match — that not everyone prefers seeing the cute young heroes over-whelmed and punished. Some of you get off on the big brutes, who ought to dominate the situation, losing control and finding themselves in a shocking (and humiliating) state of helplessness. I get why you guys enjoy seeing this shift in power to the weaker wrestlers.
…and right back to the leg masturbation.
“Taken down and once again, legs and groin suffering kept the useless beef on the mat.”
Now it’s Blair’s turn to use the helpless man’s foot to pleasure himself as he grinds on the pressure. These big Twins are just being used and abused, nothing but sex toys for Killer Bee enjoyment!
The big, dumb Power Twins are easily out-smarted.
The Killer Bees put on their yellow masks, a gimmick which enables them to become identical twins and to illegally trade places in the ring.
“I love how the beefy duo celebrated for only throwing their opponent outside the ring and then got confused when they came back with hoods. Quickly taking control of those useless beefy muscles, the smaller guys took the match with an easy three count.”
i love a good david vs goliath match. love seeing big muscle jobber used and abused. Kid Brick from BGEAST was a fave of mine.