Iron Men, 1 of 2

The more I see of Andrew Everett, the more I like this guy.  It is just so fun to watch this lean, fit, long-haired High-Flyer get punished, and he suffers so perfectly, selling his anguish with his entire body and face.

You can revisit my earlier articles featuring Andrew Everett experiencing the Romantic Touch, and being utterly tortured by a Big Ugly Heel.

A few days ago, the CWF Mid Atlantic wrestling federation uploaded a ton of great matches to their YouTube channel — over 50 videos, how am I supposed to go to work this week?!!  One of the best of the bunch featured Andrew Everett against Trevor Lee in an epic Best Of Three Falls battle.

I just can’t say enough good things about this hour-long match, Andrew Everett, Trevor Lee, or the high quality of CWF in general, but I’m going to try in this article.  Let’s just start with Andrew Everett’s look — his pretty hair, choker necklace, and trademark two-toned trunks (lime green front, silver back), snug on his hips and really showing off his cock.  The CWF cameramen, who are also very skilled at their craft, give us a great view of those bulgy trunks when Everett poses on the ropes.

Then there is the challenger — Trevor Lee wearing his little black speedo so you know he is the Heel.  He is a buff dude with a hard, taut body, and he flexes his guns just to signal us that he’s going to beat the fuck out of pretty-boy Everett.  He gives us a nice look at his stunning body and the long treasure trail, the corridor of stomach hair that draws your eyes down his abdomen to the waistband of his trunks.

Trevor Lee also brings the tongue action — I never noticed that before about him.  He licks his chops as he puts his muscles in our face, sexualizing the pose.  That tongue then remains outside his lips for most of the match, rolling around and licking up and down as he works over his opponent.Wow — Headscissors!  Nobody shows me Headscissors any more, I love these guys!

Usually when the guy in the Scissors kicks up his legs, the Scissorer lets go of the hold as if the trapped dude kicked out — but not Andrew Everett, not in this match.  He just grips tighter with his legs as Lee keeps trying to kick his legs, flopping around like a fish out of water.

The CWF commentators are also very good at what they do describing the action in an exciting manner.  They use the titillating, sexually suggestive language that every great wrestling announcer uses.  For example, here is how one commentator describes a statement Trevor Lee said earlier in the week:

“Trevor Lee outright said: ‘I plan to grind Andrew Everett into the mat for as long as humanly possible.  I plan to GROUND him and GRRRRIND him into the mat until I get tired of playing with him.'”      (That’s hot.)

These two young men are just so talented and fun to watch!  Lee is such a smarmy Dickhead with his douchey beard, forever flexing his guns.  He even spits on Everett several times during the match — what a fucking mean bully.

And Everett looks like a warrior with his long flowy hair as flies around the ring.  Both of these hunks also suffer gorgeously as you can see from these photos.

Being that the match is Three Falls and will run for over an hour, the boys really take their time, and I miss seeing a nice relaxed pace in modern wrestling matches.  Lee, for example, repeatedly scurries out of the ring to regain his composure and flirt with his buff Tag Team partner.  The wrestlers turn this act of cowardice into part of the story-line, as Everett begins threatening to jump out of the ring onto him.  After teasing the audience with a few aborted dives, the high-flyer eventually does crashland onto Everett and his asshole friend.  And still later, all that high-flying gets poor Everett in trouble as the Heels learn to predict when he’s going to take off…

The story of the First Fall is that Everett is more talented and more fit than Lee, who gradually loses strength and energy.  Everett proceeds to out-wrestle Trevor Lee.  He even shows a sadistic side, really working over the helpless Heel with some beard pulling and stiff chopping.  Finally Everett flips Lee over like a boss to win the First Fall.

Trevor Lee takes control in the Second Fall and really starts to punish the pretty-boy.  Lee is not the biggest, scariest beast in the world (he’s actually kind of cute under that creepy beard), but he is convincing as a Bad Ass by acting extra sadistic.

For example, he never walks past a fallen Andrew Everett without remembering to casually kick the poor dude in the temple.  And he just throws Everett around the ring like a sack of trash.  Here is how the excited commentators describe it:

“OH MY GOOOOD!   The POWER of Trevor Lee undeniably on display here as he has FLUNG Andrew Everett off just about every side of the ring from pillar to post.  He put literally every bit of strength in his body behind that Irish Whip.”

And the announcers just about cream in their boxers when Lee slams Everett on the edge of the ring, and Everett falls awkwardly to the floor and rolls around suffering for a long time.

This is the turning point of the match — the moment Andrew Everett transforms from High-Flying Boss Stud to Suffering, Exhausted, Injured Baby-Face.

But this article is getting too long — I don’t want to bore you by going on and on.

We will pick up where we left off in this match — with Everett at the mercy of the cruel Man in Black — in a few days…

To Be Continued…

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2 Responses to Iron Men, 1 of 2

  1. Jake Slammer says:

    Fuck, I Want To Smash Trevor Lee, He Does Everything A Heel Should and I Want To Jump the Fence and Clothesline That Beardo, But That Said, He Puts On An Awesome Show, Esp. Wrestling Lance Lude, Incredible!!!

  2. Joe says:

    I have seen them both live in local shows. Astounding talents. Looking forward to your continued narration of the match. Brilliant, as usual.