Tongue Wrestling

I swear it seems like pro wrestlers are getting more vulgar, explicit, and deliberately sexual with their tongues — especially that naughty Randy Orton.

Some matches, it seems like Randy’s tongue is flopping out, licking his own lips and chin, more than it’s rolled up inside his mouth.  I’m not complaining mind you — but I want to warn Randy of something momma always told me:  if you make a face for too long, it will get stuck that way.

He seems to know when the camera is close-up on his face, and that’s when he starts teasing us with that endlessly lapping tongue.

CM Punk is another bad boy whose sharp little tongue often finds its way outside his mouth.  When he knows he has Brad Maddox’s undivided attention, he gives the dapper pretty-boy a little peek between parted lips.

I dig the contrast in personalities between these two studs — the preppy Face-Man buttoned up in his tie and vest, and the raunchy, tattooed bad boy with his nasty probing tongue.  You can just picture the grungy skate-punk utterly corrupting Mr. Quarterback.

It sure seems like the most popular wrestlers are the ones with their tongues flicking out 20 times per match.  It makes you wonder if all that constant licking and lapping is what caused the fans to fall in love with him in the first place.

And don’t get me started on Roman Reigns with his sexy goatee and thick, powerful tongue that looks like it could pierce open a coconut and lick out all the milk.  He doesn’t really need to wrestle in my opinion — he can just make those faces with his thick lips and long, wet tongue and I’ll be his fan for life

He sure loves airing out that long, pink weapon and giving us a good look at it.  Is he trying to seduce us?

Here is a final Tongue-Flick from an orgasmic Randy Orton which I forgot to post earlier when I was going on about him and his tongue. 

Is the camera on me?  OK. FLICK.

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