Eye Candy

A reader of this Blog (thanks, “MW”) turned me on to a Tag Team from the New York Wrestling Connection known as “Milk Chocolate.”  They sing and dance to the ring (the dancing is much better than the singing) in zebra striped trunks.  The white guy — Randy Summers — wears the traditional black and white zebra, while his partner — Brandon Watts — sports flashy pink trunks.   Oh yeah, they’re working the flamboyant, hip grinding, Are-They-Gay-?? gimmick.  You can view this Best of Three Falls match on YouTube.

I just knew this was going to be a barn-burner the minute their opponents burst through the curtains.  You may recognize John Silver, with his trademark “#1” on the crotch of his trunks from an earlier article I posted when his tag partner was Pat Buck.

His new partner with the long hair is Alex Reynolds.  They have a sort of husband-wife vibe going on, with Silver looking ripped, bald, and hyper-masculine, and Reynolds looking almost pretty with that long flowing hair and the swirly lavender trunks.

Early in the match, Silver willingly sells the in-the-far-corner abuse from Milk Chocolate and eats whatever offense they want to feed him.

The name “Milk Chocolate” carries a sexually suggestive connotation which adds to the implication that these two Heels may be Homos.  They could have named themselves “Team Zebra” or “Ebony & Ivory” or “Inta-Great” to express their racial harmony without being sexually explicit.  They further amp up the homo-erotic vibe by draping John Silver’s body over the middle rope and shaking their booties, pretending to “spit roast” him.  Check out my attempt at an animated GIF below:

Ironically, one of my only other attempts to create an Animated GIF also featured John Silver — pretending to toss himself off on a defeated opponent.  What a naughty boy!

Some young pro wrestlers will avoid wearing traditional wrestling trunks.  They feel uncomfortable in skimpy spandex briefs and complain that they don’t want everyone checking out their junk, so they may wear baggy shorts, or trousers, or layers of trunks over tights. Borrrrrring!

One nice thing about these four wrestlers (and most of the dudes in the New York Wrestling Connection) is they go All In with their gear — sporting the most eye-catching and flamboyant little pro-style trunks.  This draws much of the focus onto their manhood and their crotches, adding a dimension of sexual tension as their bulges are prominently featured in the narrative of the match.  For example, some back-and-forth Crotch Play enables Milk Chocolate to win the first fall by Disqualification as pictured above…

The second fall mostly features Alex Reynolds playing the Face-in-Peril, in agony from the kicks and chokes of the dirty Milk Chocolate team.  He looks beautiful whipping his long hair around every time his body is rocked by another dastardly attack, and we get plenty of nice views of those swirly-ass trunks.

As the “Wife” of his team, Alex must portray the damsel in distress, awaiting rescue from his hyper-masculine partner or “Husband.”  The two villains (Milk Chocolate) meanwhile molest their helpless victim, taking turns inflicting punishment, standing with their dicks over his face, and spreading his legs open to display those purple panties.

Finally Alex tags in The Man — John Silver — who takes control with a series of stiff, brutal, ring-shaking attacks on the flamboyant, sissified Milk Chocolate team.

You can tell Silver fuckin loves pro wrestling (maybe more than I love pro wrestling) and really gets off on being the Heroic Stud teaching the Bad Boys a lesson in respect.

John Silver is one of the top Baby-Faces in the NYWC.  As such, it’s his job to put the Heel wrestlers “over” so the Good Guys will appear to have stiff competition.

So Silver inflicts some brutal offense in the third fall, but allows the Heels to kick out and give it right back to him.  The violence escalates as each attack appears more devastating than the last.

Finally (to my surprise), tough man Silver is deflated by that cool Lung Blower move:  “Milk” holds Silver up on his shoulders (face to crotch) and “Chocolate” leaps up, grips Silver’s chin, and yanks him back onto his bent knees.

The ref goes ahead and allows this two-on-one move — the rules have been pretty loosy goosy this whole match anyway.

The audience is given one last dose of “Hey Look At My Sack” as Silver is spread-eagle for the pinfall.  His trunks feature an unusual purple taint stripe that runs from the bottom of his nuts down between his thighs and up the ass.  He has shown us this stripe a few times during the match but finally really reveals it wide open for the finishing pinfall.  Is that stripe a deliberate attempt to draw our attention to his manhood, similar to the large, phallic “#1” on the front of his trunks?

There are several other matches on YouTube featuring these teams at battle, and I keep seeing Milk Chocolate come out the winners.  They really have Silver’s number apparently!

So if you like great wrestling moves performed by hot looking wrestlers in some gorgeous little trunks, be sure to check out this match (and their other matches) on YouTube.

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