The “Suffering Men” Tumblr continues to impress me with great images that reveal a true love and understanding for the hot side of pro wrestling. Here are some recent animations.
The muscle man, “Rionne”, may lift massive poundage in the gym, but is shocked to find himself too weak to raise the big Japanese beast for a Body Slam.
Do you even lift, Bro?
Now it’s time for some Fat > Muscle trampling. The beast doesn’t just stand there — he bounces his body up and down, his flesh jiggling as his mass bears down on the pretty-boy’s lower back.
These high quality animations by Eli, the “Suffering Men” blogger, are typical of the work he posts to his Tumblr feed. He is skilled at reducing a match to the hottest minute or two of suffering, and for capturing the aspects of pro wrestling that wrestling lovers like us really want to see (such as the stud in trunks kicking his legs in frustrated agony, his mouth open and his arms limp as wet noodles on the mat as he is flattened under the fat fucker’s bulk.) Nice!
What total humiliation! The fat fuck attacks with his big, nasty rear end to the pretty-boy’s handsome face. Dude’s head snaps painfully against the corner buckle as he eats that disgusting ass!
Hot guy is hurt now, collapsing wearily, his strength utterly drained. This Fat > Muscle series is so delicious, it has earned Suffering Men a link in my Blogroll list in the right-hand margin.
When I contacted Eli to seek permission to post his animations on my Blog, he shared an interesting observation about this Australian — “Rionne Fuiwara” — and his pathetic display of weakness:
“I assume he is trying to win over the Japanese crowd by adopting a similar last name (which is a bit of a turn on too, that he’s ingratiating himself by willingly letting his muscles get squashed by so much Asian fat).”
Oh damn, what a deadly finisher! The fat man uses his weight to his advantage by Pancaking the helpless stud under his bulk. Nobody could survive that rib-crushing Splash! It’s totally unfair!
The helpless stud’s eyes roll to the back of his head as he is pinned under a quarter ton of jiggling fat rolls. He has the better body and more attractive persona, but those traits are useless in a fight.
Of course he can’t kick out (or breathe) after having the air flattened out of his lungs. Yet another pretty boy is broken before our eyes for our viewing pleasure. Nice series, Eli!