Over the past week, I’ve noticed an abundance of Pile Driver images showing up in my Tumblr feed. Is something in the air inspiring this focus on the most deadly and dangerous move in wrestling?
Or are there always a bunch of Pile Driver images being uploaded and I just happened to take notice this week? I realize this vicious finisher is always popular among wrestling fans, a Killer Move that the audience would shout for if their favorite Heel had not delivered it soon enough in the match.
So to scratch your Pile Driver Brutality itch, here are some of the stunning images that made my head snap recently, with my usual captions added beneath.
Ohhhh — Mr. Wonderful — the Master of the Pile Driver. Seeing this Power-House ruin so many soft-bellied jobbers like this really inspired some thrilling feelings of fear, respect, and longing in this young wrestling fan.
The fans began calling him “Paula” in an effort to emasculate him, but I wanted them to all shut up and show him some proper worship and respect.
This jobber really sells the destruction, acting all stunned and broken. Either that, or he was truly stunned and broken after being bounced on the top of his head.
That’s the thing about this move: you’re never quite sure if the victim is really being hurt or not. And that gives you those butterflies in your lower belly that can soon turn into more intense feels.
This is that In-The-Ropes Driver that Chasyn Rance always uses. Oh no — don’t tell me this ruthless variation is growing in popularity!
The poor victim can’t defend himself at all, and the brutal bastard implementing this move apparently gives No Fucks What-So-Ever.
Whoever you sick, sadistic violence-pervs are who created and posted all these cruel Pile-Drivers, keep up the GREAT work! The heartless punishment and injustice are intoxicating (assuming the helpless victims were not harmed in the making of these images, of course. They’re not REALLY being harmed, are they??)
UPDATE: After I posted this article, one of my loyal readers left a comment and link to a match featuring the Japanese Master of the Pile-Driver, Minoru Suzuki.
Here is the image of his Crotch Cradle variation that utterly demolishes bearded Hunk, Joe Coffey. Wow. I need to watch more Japanese wrestling if they’re wearing trunks like THOSE and delivering killer moves like THAT!