The writer of the “Inner Jobber” blog, recently posted a review of the squash match featuring handsome Alex Riley getting mauled by the brutal Lord Tensai. He called the article “Beautiful Stranger” because we haven’t seen Alex on television lately. You can check out the hot match on YouTube if you missed it when it aired and/or your DVR is, for some unknown reason, not recording every wrestling show.
In his article, Inner Jobber wrote a series of criteria — a rating scale, if you will — to determine whether a jobber squash is, in fact, hot. This will help whoever rated this great match only One Star some standards for knowing when to award the maximum point value to a match.
I decided to text Inner Jobber’s criteria against an old school jobber squash that I find fairly exciting and entertaining: the Spoiler beating down Max Blue. It’s a fairly stiff whipping — not for the faint of heart. It’s also posted on YouTube so you can check it out if you’re into that sort of thing.
Below is my own humble scoring of the match using Inner Jobber’s nine criteria for a hot squash, which verifies that the Inner Jobber scale is quite accurate:
