In this Indy match recently posted to YouTube, the sexual tension begins to build from the moment the Heel — Playboy Atlas — enters the ring in his bulging pink trunks. Some pro wrestling matches just tend to run higher on the Kinsey Scale, and this is one of them.
This stud is fuckin JACKED, his muscular torso glistening with body-oil as he struts around flexing for the fans’ visual pleasure. The nickname “Playboy” implies he is a sexually adventurous rake who is addicted to pleasure. This hedonistic persona just adds to his attractiveness and mystique in the minds of the excited fans.
Then the champ takes the ring — Cowboy Mike in his red hat and thick lasso draped over his buff, bare chest. This costume evokes the archetype of the Gay Cowboy, the rootin’ tootin’ gunslinger who is feeling randy after months out on the range.
When the combatants in any competition look this handsome and appealing, the sexual tension will be as thick as the steam in a sauna. We just can’t help picturing them lusting for one another. Strip them down to flamboyant little spandex briefs and there’s just no denying that we’ve crossed the border into the land of soft core porn.
He has noticed that the Playboy’s front pouch is being stretched to the limit by the weight contained within. (Yes, I was just noticing that myself.) The Cowboy insists that the ref pat down that big pink-spandexed bulge to see if it’s really just a big cock in there or some other type of weapon.
To everyone’s shock, the ref (who is a cute little devil himself) kneels down and gropes the Playboy’s crotchal region.
Cowboy Mike is feeling threatened (or perhaps turned on) by this blatant display of sexual prowess. He will make Atlas pay the price for these queer antics in the Real Man’s sport of wrasslin’.
He can’t help it if he is physically attractive and we lust for him against his will. But when he oils up his body until it glistens and then grinds his hips at us, he is just begging us to pop a boner over him.
When Cowboy Mike is distracted, the Playboy sneaks up behind him and rams a forearm up into his balls to crush them and de-sex the Cowboy. This is revenge for the Nut Grip earlier in the bout.
Busting balls is another way to increase the sexual tone of the match, one man emasculating the other.
I will end my review of this very queer match with the Cowboy’s thighs split apart, his own bulge on prominent display. This may not actually be the pinfall, you will have to watch the match to know for sure.
Actually, I will post one more image of the Cowboy being tied up and subdued. Speaking of a very homo-erotic scene…