Hugging Machines, 2 of 3

The Machines warm up for their Bearhug offense with a big pre-match embrace.

Last week, I wrote about the Bearhuggingest team in the WWE: Heavy Machinery.  These thick, singlet-wearing Heels both love to give hugs, starting with each other before the match even begins.

They have perfected the Toss & Catch Bearhug variation where they pass their victim like a football they’re both trying to deflate in their meaty hugs.

On the 2/18/17 episode of NXT, the Masters of the Bearhug faced off with the Revival — Dash and Dawson.  These brawlers with their matching trunks, testosterone soaked physiques, and Hard-Ass attitudes are a classic rasslin fan’s wet dream.

I enjoy watching Revival in action and have blogged about many of their bouts including their dominance over hot teams like American Alpha, Hype Bros, TM–61 (twice), DIY, and the pathetic Jamokes.

This is the nice friendly way to hug a guy.

Dash and Dawson like bearhugs too — just not the ones where your ribs pop.

Sorry for posting so many images of Dash Wilder just standing around instead of showing more wrestling moves like Bearhugs.  Don’t blame me — blame him for looking like THAT and then wearing nothing more than THOSE.

As I was hoping and craving, Tucker Knight soon locked Dash Wilder in a lifted Crotch-to-Belly Bearhug while Dash’s partner reaches pathetically for a tag.

The commentators eww and ahh, making those titillating comments like:  “Ewww!  BIG Bearrrhug!”

By the way, you can view a three minute video clip from this match, of course including the sexy Bearhug Torture scene, on YouTube.

“Throwing Wilder around like he’s a small child!”

The Machines then flaunt their strength using their Toss & Catch trade-off.  Poor Dash in his little red trunks, normally so dominant and brutal, is unable to resist being thrown from Machine to Machine.  One commentator compares Dash to a “small child” to further degrade him and imply the loss of his manhood.

Why must Dash suffer this agony, and why do I enjoy witnessing it?

I am a big Revival fan, don’t get me wrong.  I mean, just look at those taut red trunks — how could anyone NOT be a fan?!  But I still savor this rough treatment of this normally unbeatable Bad Ass, now reduced to a gasping toy.  For some reason I haven’t fully sorted out, I get a kick out of seeing the wrestlers I lust for utterly whupped.

Who thought Jonny Vandal had a shot and booked this mismatch??

Fortunately, Heavy Machinery has added their cool Toss & Catch move to their usual routine, so we get to see many examples of them taking turns hugging dudes.  They must get how sexy and erotic it appears.

Here they throw some Enhancement Talent from one hugger to the other.  I love how eager Otis acts to wrap his arms around that lean waist — signalling Tucker to hurry up and pass the meat already.

Coming next week — more Heavy Hugging.  Can you handle it?