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Sleeper Hold Close-Ups






"Come on, you masked freak!  Loosen your grip!  You are....     making me....

fall....





.....    asleep....."



"Now you see that I'm not just a pretty face!   I can also fuck you up with my patented Sleeper!"




"You think you are the stronger man just because you are a hairy beast??   After I put you to sleep, I'm gonna shave you bald!"

"Damn, your body is like a carpet!  I don't know whether to slap on this Sleeper Hold or run my fingers through that forest of chest hair."




"OUCH!!  You are using an illegal Choke Hold, not a Sleeper!  And what the hell is poking me in the back?"



"The Rock is so humiliated right now!  How can the Rock be put to sleep by some freak with a Malibu Barbie pony tail?"



"Don't worry, I can stop that blood flow pouring down your face once I get my arms clamped on and cut off your carotid artery!"



"After I finish you off in this Sleeper, I'm gonna rip that mask off your face and let all your fans see your ugly mug.  Then I will be the only true Masked Man."



"Can you read the tattoo written down my arm, Jap-Bitch??  It says:  I flew to Japan to knock out gooks and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."


"That's right Big Boy.  Don't fight it.  We all know you are a bad-ass, but nobody escapes my sleeper.  Go to sleeeeeeep.  Gooooo to sleeeeeeeeeep."
"Oh you're still trying to avoid Nap Time??  That's cool, I'll just double the pressure.  There, how does that feel, tough guy?"
From Ontario Indy Wrestling



"What's wrong, Chico??  Did you think you would beat me just because you once wrestled in the WWF?  I'm gonna make you wish you stayed South of the Border, you fat, lazy wet-back!"

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"Hey Old Dude, you are letting down all your little Hulkamaniacs!  Now they have to watch their hero, the Real American, squirming in pain and begging for mercy from the Million Dollar Man!"































"Oh GOD, He's killing me here, Ref!  And take your dirty fingers out of my face before I bite them off!"




"Wow, you've been workin out, haven't you Big Guy??  Your biceps are bigger and harder than when you usually hold me like this."



"OK.  I submit!  


I SUBMIT damn you.  Now loosen your fucking GRIP!    Please Justin, I surrender, you WIN!  PLEASE!"
"Fuck you, Troy!  I'm not letting you out of the Sleeper until you shoot your load in your underwear.  Oops, I see now you already did!"
  From BG East, Justin Pierce vs. Troy Baker, Undagear 11




"What did you call me again, you rookie punk??  A 'washed-up Has-been?'  Well this 'has-been' is about to lay you out and have his way with you,"
From UPW.com


























"The promoters are sure to hire me as a new Wrestler when they see how cute I am, PLUS I invented my own version of the Sleeper Hold!"