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Batista Squashes Raven




Wow.  Check out Batista strolling to the ring, bulging everywhere with muscle.  It really isn't fair that this beast is in Pro Wrestling, because nobody could possibly defeat him!
 
This killer is 6'5" tall, 317 lbs of pure muscle.  He is chiseled like stone without an ounce of fat on his ripped body.  Have you ever seen slabs of muscle like this hanging on a wrestler?


The monster roars with rage, his muscles flexing like boulders.  He doesn't even have a neck!

Check out the fear in Maven's eyes as he looks at this beast he is supposed to wrestle with!!  Normally Maven is considered fairly muscular with that nice chest, but today he looks like a skinny kid compared to Batista.

What would you do if you saw this blocking out the sun, moving slowly toward you with hate in its eyes??


The bell sounds and the larger man easily over-powers poor Maven, crushing him in the corner belly-to-belly.  Maven probably feels like a helpless bitch.
In desperation, Maven tries to kick this animal in the crotch to slow him down.  Batista catches his foot and twists his leg out of the socket.

Next Batista scoops Maven up in his arms like he's carrying a child off to bed.  Then --  CRUNCH -- he slams poor Maven on the small of his back.  Batista is going to break this poor dude in two pieces!



What can Maven do against this massive monster, with the power of an elephant, the killer instincts of a grizzly bear, and the compassion of a shark??

With his muscles flexing, Batista peels the bald man up off the mat, holding his face down near crotch level.  This is a very humiliating beating for Maven!
Maven howls in agony as Batista slaps on a Single Leg Crab and tries to rip off Maven's leg as a souvenir.

Check out Maven, bravely crawling to reach the ropes as all of Batista's muscles are flexing to stop him.  Maven really never stood a chance in this match!

The search continues for Batista's neck as his bulging muscles fill the entire TV screen.  


Batista celebrates over his broken and helpless victim, already raising his arms in victory.
The muscle man jams his limp opponent's neck down between his massive thighs and prepares for some kind of deadly move.

Maven is known as a Jobber To The Stars, a pro wrestlier who wins against all other jobbers, but he must submit like a little bitch to the big names.  Batista flips Maven's weak body up on his shoulders, with Maven's crotch in his face...

WHAM!!   ... and slams the lad on the small of his back yet again.

Stick a fork in poor Maven, he is finished.  Batista straddles the stunned boy and covers him for a count of 3.


He flexes for the fans, letting them check out his awesome physique as the ref raises his arm in victory.
Meanwhile, there are birds chirping in young Maven's head right now.  He still hasn't gotten up from that deadly Power Slam on his lower back.

GRRRRR!!!   Batista's body is unbeatable!  Just look at those twisted steel shoulders and arms.


Wow, this dude knows he looks incredible and he keeps right on flexing for the fan's enjoyment.
Memo to myself:  Never step in a wrestling ring with a huge muscular beast who looks like a dog with rabies.