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This killer is 6'5" tall, 317 lbs of
pure muscle. He is chiseled like stone without an ounce of fat on his
ripped body. Have you ever seen slabs of muscle like this hanging on
a wrestler? |
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The monster roars with rage, his muscles
flexing like boulders. He doesn't even have a neck! |
What would you
do if you saw this blocking out the sun, moving slowly toward you with hate
in its eyes?? |
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The bell sounds and the larger man easily
over-powers poor Maven, crushing him in the corner belly-to-belly. Maven
probably feels like a helpless bitch. |
In desperation,
Maven tries to kick this animal in the crotch to slow him down. Batista
catches his foot and twists his leg out of the socket. |
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Next Batista scoops Maven up in his arms
like he's carrying a child off to bed. Then -- CRUNCH -- he slams
poor Maven on the small of his back. Batista is going to break this
poor dude in two pieces! |
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Batista celebrates
over his broken and helpless victim, already raising his arms in victory. |
WHAM!! ... and slams
the lad on the small of his back yet again. |
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Stick a fork in poor Maven, he is finished. Batista
straddles the stunned boy and covers him for a count of 3. |
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He flexes for the fans, letting them check out
his awesome physique as the ref raises his arm in victory. |
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Wow, this dude knows he looks incredible and
he keeps right on flexing for the fan's enjoyment. |
Memo to myself: Never step in a wrestling
ring with a huge muscular beast who looks like a dog with rabies. |