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Randy Orton vs. Edge



"Welcome fans, we're in for a hot match tonite!  This man, Edge, will be defending that shiny new belt against another handsome young wrestler in Randy Orton. Edge looks determined that nobody is going to take that belt from him, at least not without a fight."


 


"Randy Orton is in the ring, ready for action.  Wow, isn't he about the cockiest young grappler to ever put on a pair of trunks and climb in the ring??  Check out his arrogant smirk as he watches Edge walk down the aisle."

"Edge is no slouch in the looks department either.  I wonder if they call him 'Edge' because a lot of the wrestling fans start edging when they see him climbing in the ring!"

"Wow, check out this young challenger's intense expression as he slowly licks his lips!  Fans you KNOW we're in for an amazing match tonite!  I think 'Randy' is the perfect name for this wrestler, because quite a few fans probably feel 'randy' when they see him in his gear."
"Uh oh!  From across the ring, Edge returns that confident smile! Edge looks like a viking or barbarian warrior with that wild mop of hair and chiseled features."

"Hey!  The bell hasn't even rung yet and Edge is tearing into young Orton, hammering his lower back.  You usually don't see these tactics from the champion!  Edge is determined not to be humiliated by this pretty boy, Randy Orton."





"The bell finally rings and we're under way.  Edge follows up with some vicious boots between the shoulder blades of young Orton, who is hanging on the ropes like an Iraqi prisoner."

"Oh no, this young man is hurt!  I wonder how his father Cowboy Bob Orton, and grandfather Bob Orton Senior, feel about seeing their offspring helpless and hurting in the ring??"

"Wow, Edge is relentless with those boots to poor Randy's lower back.  Fans, have you taken a look at the incredible physique on this young Orton??  That only comes from hours in the gym each week"
"The action spills outside the ring as Edge drags the carcass --  I mean the body -- of Orton over to the corner post and bends his body around that cold hard steel."

"You can hear Orton's groans as Edge continues to warp his spine around that corner post. I've never seen Edge using brutal and illegal tactics like this, the referee needs to get control of this match in a hurry!"

"Fans, can you see that hard cast on Edge's wrist, which he is wearing due to an injury he suffered last week? If I didn't know any better, I'd say Edge is using that cast as a weapon, driving it into poor Randy Orton's throat!"

"The wrestlers return to the ring and Edge applies a painful Side Stretcher, keeping the pressure on Orton's back and ribs.  The punishment that Orton has absorbed already is remarkable!"




"Edge pulls on one arm and one leg and makes a wish.  Orton's body was not designed to bend that way, I'm surprised he has not thrown in the towel!"
"Many of the fans who started cheering for Edge in this match have switched their support to this young Randy Orton, who is cringing in agony at the moment, his body broken across his opponent's knee."

"Ouch!  Edge whips his helpless opponent out on the floor like a bag of trash.  Did you hear that sick thud when Orton struck the cement floor?"

"What is this??  Edge has exited the ring and is sailing off the ring apron!  Give me a break, ref!!"

"He DRIVES his forearms into Orton's spine, again using that cast as a weapon.  You know, Orton's father Bob Orton was famous for using a cast on his arm as a weapon for years, and now the son is paying for the sins of the father!"

"This is horrible!  Edge uses the Irish Whip to send poor Randy Orton into the steel stairs at ringside!  His injured back crashed into the steps pretty hard, this kid is hurt!"


"Poor Orton is going to need a chiropractor after this match!  I think his back was broken when he crashed into those steel stairs!"

"As Orton struggles to climb in the ring, you can see the suffering painted on his face as the sweat begins to glisten on his brow.  He can't take much more of this rough treatment from Edge!"

"At last Randy Orton has gained the advantage as he applies a neck and spine stretcher of his own on his opponent!"

"This young lion is determined to get some revenge on Edge for punishing his backbone earlier in the match!  He is really pouring on the pressure!"
"You can hear Edge's cries of pain as Orton hooks one boot between his thighs for leverage, twisting the right side of his body."

"Young Orton continues to twist his opponent's neck, trying to rip his head off his shoulders.  Now Edge can see how it feels to have your spine punished!"


"Orton goes for a cocky pin, but he didn't hook the leg, so Edge kicks out."

"Orton again rolls Edge up for the pin, this time grabbing a handful of tights for leverage!  I'll bet Edge didn't know he was going to be exposed on national TV tonite!!"
"The ref counts to three and we have a new champion!  Meanwhile, Edge has nearly kicked himself right out of his blue tights and matching thong."

"Oh yeah!  This young man is going to celebrate tonight!  You can tell he earned that belt by the rivers of sweat pouring off his muscular body."

"Edge, meanwhile, doesn't look too happy.  Not only is his neck a bit tender thanks to Randy Orton, but also he was humiliated by having his pants ripped down in front of millions of fans."

"Look at the deadly anger burning in his eyes!  We haven't seen the end of this feud, fans.  We may need an expensive Pay-Per-View to settle this score!"


"But Randy Orton is the winner, the ref raising his arm in victory.  Randy quickly leaves the arena with his new belt as the sweat pours down his chiseled abdomen and soaks his tight red trunks."
"Wow!  Fans, feast your eyes on our incredible Champion and his perfect physique."