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"The action spills outside the ring as
Edge drags the carcass -- I mean the body -- of Orton over to the corner
post and bends his body around that cold hard steel." |
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"The wrestlers return to the ring and Edge applies
a painful Side Stretcher, keeping the pressure on Orton's back and ribs.
The punishment that Orton has absorbed already is remarkable!" |
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"Edge pulls on one arm and one leg and
makes a wish. Orton's body was not designed to bend that way, I'm surprised
he has not thrown in the towel!" |
"Ouch! Edge whips his helpless opponent
out on the floor like a bag of trash. Did you hear that sick thud when
Orton struck the cement floor?" |
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"This is horrible! Edge uses the Irish
Whip to send poor Randy Orton into the steel stairs at ringside! His
injured back crashed into the steps pretty hard, this kid is hurt!" |
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"Orton goes for a cocky pin, but
he didn't hook the leg, so Edge kicks out." |
"Edge, meanwhile, doesn't look too happy. Not
only is his neck a bit tender thanks to Randy Orton, but also he was humiliated
by having his pants ripped down in front of millions of fans." |
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"Look at the deadly anger burning in his eyes!
We haven't seen the end of this feud, fans. We may need an expensive
Pay-Per-View to settle this score!" |
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"But Randy Orton is the winner, the ref raising
his arm in victory. Randy quickly leaves the arena with his new belt
as the sweat pours down his chiseled abdomen and soaks his tight red trunks." |
"Wow! Fans, feast your eyes on our incredible
Champion and his perfect physique." |
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