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Jericho vs. Michaels
 
 
When Chris Jericho wrestled Shawn Michaels, Jericho went for his Boston Crab variation, "The Walls of Jericho", out on the floor.  The ref began counting to get both wrestlers back in the ring where they belong.
Determined to injure Michaels before going back to the ring, Jericho cringes and strains with all his strength, pouring on the pressure.
Poor Shawn Michaels is suffering down on the cold cement, his handsome face pressed into the nasty dirt and slime and spit on the arena floor.

GRRR!  Jericho continues the punishment to his opponent's back.  He almost looks like a demon as he scowls in rage, or maybe a dude desperate to climax.
The ref has reached the count of 9, so Jericho knows he must release his deadly submission hold and run back to the ring to avoid being counted out.
Jericho releases his hold in frustration, like a horny dog that's been kicked off of his mount.  He drops his opponent's body on the cement like a sack of garbage.
Shawn Michaels is broken and suffering on the floor.  He needs to get back in the ring or he will be counted out.
But he knows if he returns to the ring, Jericho will continue to punish his aching back. His hairy chest is heaving as sweat glistens on his muscular body.

Michaels crawls back to the ring and sure enough, Jericho quickly slaps on the Walls of Jericho again, twisting his opponent's spine around like a cork screw.

As Jericho bounces up and down on his victim's ass, the reporters at ringside eagerly snap pictures of Shawn's agony.

Michaels is in serious trouble.  He pounds the mat in angry frustration as Jericho continues to pump and grind on him, every motion bending his spine in the wrong direction.
Like a drowning man, Michaels reaches desperately for the ropes.  This is the only way to get that relentless jack-hammer off his lower back.

"Lionheart" Chris Jericho drags his opponent to the center of the ring, farther away from the ropes. That was just sadistic!

Poor Michaels is ready to cry in anguish.  He will never reach the ropes now, and his spine can't take much more vicious twisting.
This spine-snapping hold has been on for too long, both outside and inside the ring.  Jericho knows how to apply it for maximum punishment, and Michaels has sufferred back injuries in the past.  How can he withstand the agony of this prolonged Boston Crab?

Michaels continues to struggle and squirm like a fish swimming upstream.  Jericho grinds harder, desperate to maintain his mount.
He's done it!  Micheals has somehow reached the bottom rope and Jericho must release his deadly crab.

Michaels went on to win the match.  He meets his worthy opponent in the center of the ring for a handshake of friendship.  Jericho looks pissed off about losing the match.
Not satisfied with a simple handshake, Jericho offers a warm hug to the man who bested him. He wants to feel Shawn's hairy chest against his smooth chest.

"Come here Champ, give me some love!"

The combatants embrace chest to chest in the center of the ring.  This is a nice way to end any wrestling match.  The ref watches closely, I think he would like a hug too from these sweaty warriors with their sexy long hair and skin-tight tights.
MMMMMM.  The long hug continues as the fans snap pictures of the warm affection between these handsome warriors. Rumors have been floating around about Shawn Michael's sexual preferences, and now the fans are beginning to wonder if they are true.


Jericho begins to whisper in the champion's ear:  "You are a great wrestler, you really fucked me up in the match..."
Jericho gently pushes Michaels away, his hands brushing the champ's hairy chest.  

"... and now I'm gonna fuck you up!"

CRUNCH!   Jericho drives his knee up between Michael's thighs, smashing into his ball sack.  This is horrible!   That long, tight hug was just a trap so this sore loser could position his knee into Shawn Michael's crotch!
The men again embrace as Michaels slides to his knees, his manhood destroyed.  This time Jericho has a cocky grin on his face, while Michaels is beginning to feel the effects of that ball buster.

Michaels:  "How could you do this to me, I thought you just wanted a hug."

Jericho:  "Nobody humiliates me in the ring and gets away with it.  You're lucky I don't punish you even worse right now."
Jericho grips his opponent's face and stares into his eyes.  For a second, it almost looks like he's going to bend over and kiss the suffering champion, but instead he shoves Michaels to the floor like a worthless sack of garbage.

Shawn Michaels has won the match but lost his manhood, thanks to this poor sport's knee to the crotch.  The ref and all the fans are outraged by Jericho's disgusting sneak attack to the balls, but he will do anything to dominate his opponents.