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Gallery 373 Hart Foundation vs Killer Bees


These two Tag Teams, the Killer Bee's and the Hart Foundation, had a long, hot feud in the WWF. The Bees are the cute dudes on the left, smiling in their striped trunks and head bands. The Hart Foundation are the bad ass killers on the right, scowling aggressively into the camera.


The Killer Bees, B. Brian Blair and "Jumpin" Jim Brunzell had nice smiles, and always kept their tan bodies in great shape. They could never seem to wrest those title belts from the Hart foundation, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart and Brett "The Hitman" Hart, who were more powerful and tended to use illegal tactics and dirty tricks to win their matches.

	This match is no exception, as the Neidhart gains the upper hand by choking Brian, while Brett climbs in the ring to punch his belly.
	The strangulation continues in the far corner as Brett Hart distracts the referee. The fans scream at the ref to turn around, but he doesn't seem to hear them.

That animal has been choking the tan stud for several minutes, and now I think he's biting poor B. Brian. Come on, ref! Wake up before he destroys this kid!

	When Brunzell rushes over to rescue his suffering partner, the ref restrains him. This gives bad boy Brett time to pick up Blair's legs, to strangle him even worse!
	The Harts quickly change places, so Neidhart gets a turn at punishing the handsome opponent. He yanks those striped trunks and punches B. Brian Blair in the gut.

The ref must now be watching, because Brett holds his hands up like he's so innocent. He looks like a bully that's been caught by the teacher. "I'm not doing anything wrong, we were just playing!"
Neidhart is ready for a rest break. "OK Brett, your turn to pummel this pretty boy. I'll hold him, you rabbit punch him in the ribs!"

	Neidhart holds back B. Brian's arms, while the ref counts furiously and shakes his finger. Brett looks ready to inflict some pain on Blair.
	"OOOFFFF!!!" Brett slams a fist into the Killer Bee's stretched out belly and rib cage. Blair is in serious trouble, I think he's had it.

Later Neidhart is back in the ring, clawing Blair's cute face with both hands. Poor Blair is exhausted, kneeling before the stronger man and begging for mercy.
Oh no, I think the animal is biting again! He presses his mouth against Blair's face as the helpless man screams in horror. This big ape better not be damaging those handsome features!
Does that stupid ref think these boys are kissing or something? Why doesn't he rush over there and stop this ruthless mauling before poor Blair is busted open?!?

	Oh my God, the idiot ref is counting again! Why do the cheaters in Pro Wrestling get a 5 count to break an illegal hold?? Illegal, brutal tactics like biting need to stop immediately, not after 5 seconds when serious injury could occur!
	B. Brian lays in the ropes, clutching his face and wishing he wasn't in the ring against the cruel Hart Foundation. "Oh my eyes! I think I'm blinded! Jimmy, come over here and help me!"

When Brett enters the ring, Blair surprises him with a quick leg sweep for a possible pin fall. I think clever Blair was playing possum on the ropes.

As usual, the Harts find a way to cheat. Neidhart storms in the ring and punches Blair in the soft spot at the base of his skull before Brunzell is able to protect him.

That did the trick, poor Blair is dizzy and weak from that punch to the head. Brett rolls him over and pins him, despite his attempt to kick out.

	The studs in the striped trunks look sweaty, exhausted, and ashamed after their whipping by the dirty Hart Foundation. Poor Brunzell is so disappointed that they lost yet another title bout, he looks ready to cry. If only the Hart Foundation would fight fair just once, these lads might have a chance of winning!