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Von Erichs vs Samoans
The handsome Von Erich brothers, Kerry and Kevin, are too proud of their wrestling skills, their muscular bodies, and their championship belts.  Here they are posing shirtless, chest to chest, proudly showing off their bodies, trying to make everyone jealous.
Now the cocky Von Erich brothers strike an arrogant pose, displaying their Tag Team Championship straps.  With a snide grin, Kerry points at his shiny gold belt, while Kevin lets his dangle between his legs.
Wherever these ego-maniacs go, their belts are on display!  Here they raise their arms in victory while proudly holding up their belts.  I almost wish some tough tag team would beat these pretty-boys up and take those belts away from them!
Looking pumped and muscular, Kevin and Kerry have entered the ring and removed their belts.  They really need to be taught a lesson!

Cool, their opponents tonite are two savages from the Pacific Islands, the Samoan Swat Team. They look like evil Orcs with those wild painted faces!

DING! DING!  Sabu quickly gains the advantage over Kerry by clawing his eyes.  Kevin can be seen in the background, worrying about his helpless brother and his precious championship belt.

"Come on, ref!  He's blinding myu brother in there!"

The eye gouging continues as Kerry is blinded by Sabu's dirty fingers.  Good job Sabu, he can't defend himself if he can't see!
Now both Samoans are in the ring, double-teaming Kerry.  They kick their muscular boy toy in the belly and pull his long hair.  Go Samoans!  Rip this cocky muscle-boy to shreds!
Their manager, the shirtless blond dude with the wild necklaces, wants to join in the ass-kicking too, but he raises his hands when the ref looks over.  

"Hey, I'm innocent!  I wasn't choking him a minute ago!"

The ref is distracted when Kevin tries enter the ring, which allows the Fatu to lift Kerry's feet and drop a head-butt to his crotch. HA HA!  Kerry rolls out of the ring in agony.  He must really be hurting from that Nut Cracker, these Samoans are known for their rock solid skulls!
 
Kerry's older brother rushes over to defend him, standing as a shield while Kerry tries to catch his breath.  Come on Kevin, let your brother fight his own battles!
Is it legal for Kevin to stand there protecting his brother?  Kerry is the legal man in the ring, you can't stop the Samoan from trying to wrestle him!  As usual, the Von Erichs try to win by cheating.

Back in the ring, Kerry looks about ready to cry as one of the Samoan's applies a chin lock and bends his head in the wrong direction.  

Kerry thinks he is smarter and better than these Samoans, but now he must beg his master for mercy!  HA HA HA!



Kevin starts crying about both Samoans being in the ring.  When the ref goes to yell at Fatu, Sabu drops his knee into Kerry's balls! That's Ball Breaker #2!  Kerry is sprawled on the mat clutching his throbbing nut sack, begging the Samoan not to hurt him any more.

"Oh please Mr. Samoan, sir!  Please stop using low blows on me!  I think you crushed my balls!  My weak little nuts can't take any more abuse!"
The Samoan decides to choke the wimp, gripping him by the throat.  Luckily the ref is nowhere in sight.
Now the other savage reaches in to help his partner choke Kerry.  This gives the Samoan in the ring a chance to kick Kerry square in the balls with his bare foot. Sweet!  This is the third humiliating attach on Kerry's manhood!
Poor Kerry's nuts are smashed!  He rolls around on the mat rubbing his aching testicles.  What's the matter, pretty boy?  Are your balls busted??

This muscle man is finished now!  His manhood is destroyed, plus he will never be able to have kids after what the Samoans have done to him.
It's back to the blinding eye gouge as Fatu straddles Kerry and digs his claws into Kerry's face.
Hot-head Kevin again distracts the ref by storming the ring, which allows the Samoans to double head-butt Kerry, who again collapses to the mat.  He stretches for a tag, desperate to be rescued.
SMACK!   Sabu prevents the tag by busting Kevin in the mouth.  Cool, we get to watch Kerry endure even more punishment from these savages!
Kevin watches in angry frustration as the freak with the painted face drops a huge elbow on his brother.  OOOOFF!  Kerry is a helpless punk.
Kevin screams from across the ring: "Kick out! Come on, kick out Kerry!  Don't let these animals beat you like that!"  But Kerry is in great agony from the repeated nut crackers by these Samoans.  

"Count him out, ref!" shouts the Samoan's manager from ringside!
Kevin can do nothing but stand and watch as the ref counts to three and Kerry is pinned by the dirty Samoan!  HA HAHA!!  It's over, the cocky Von Erich's have lost their belts at last!!

Now it's the Samoans who get to strut around with the Tag Team Championship belts proudly displayed on their shoulders!  The Von Erichs must take the humiliating Walk of Shame back to the dressing room with their tails between their legs.