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| Gallery 304 "Hotstuff" Eddie Gilbert |
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"Check me out, looking sexy as I prepare to beat down some
jobber. I know the ladies (and quite a few of the guys too) are taking
a long hard look at my sexy body in those hot white tights!" |
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"Oh yeah, I've never looked sweeter than this, what a STUD!
I strut around a little, preparing to lock up with this beefy kid in
his purple speedo, so all my drooling fans can get a good look at me in those
bulging tights!" |
| "Wait a minute here! I wasn't even ready and that cocky
idiot pulled my hair and tossed me to the mat! Oh hell yeah, this
kid is in for some pain now, he needs to learn some respect!" |
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| "You can see I'm not too happy about this young punk trying
to make a name for himself at my expense. Although I still look pretty
sexy when I'm pissed off! Now it's time for your lesson, junior..." |
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"The stupid kid is begging for a clean break, but he should've
thought about that before he disrespected me. The dumb wimp isn't even defending
himself as I pound his face and chest, and choke him in the corner. He is
mine now." |
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"CRACK! Here's a forearm to the chin, you stupid pussy.
And don't think the ref is going to save you either, because he knows
better than to mess with me!" |
| "They don't call me 'Hot Stuff' for nothing! Just feast
your eyes on my physique as I snap-mare this kid across the ring like I'm
throwing out the trash." |
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"How does my boot leather taste, you stupid jobber?
Did you learn your lesson yet, or do you still need some more punishment? Damn I'm hot when I'm worked up!" |
| "Oh yeah, this boy is hurting now, you should hear
him moaning and begging for mercy. Hey, I think the little fag is
checking out the big bulge in my white tights! (I guess I don't blame
him, I am looking pretty sweet!)" |
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"After a nice Irish Whip into the ropes, I back body-drop the
sissy across the ring. Soar like an eagle, bitch! I bet this young
pretty boy didn't know he was going to get a free wrestling clinic today!" |
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"CRUNCH! I think I broke his back with
that one! As the pussy rolls around at my feet, grunting and groaning
like a bitch in heat, I start my strutting. Oh yeah, I'm hot and I
know it." |
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"You know, I'm really
the total package when it comes to wrestlers: sexy physique, handsome
face, excellent skills in the ring. You fans should be paying double
to watch me climb in the ring!" |
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| "WHOA! I didn't realize I was that massive and muscular!
Check me out as the camera zooms in for a close up of my powerful pecs
and huge shoulders. Are you all drooling yet??" |
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"OK, let's get back to whipping this cocky boy's ass. Here
I show off my power by scooping the punk off his feet and slamming him onto
his back. Even I am starting to feel sorry for this helpless jobber
at this point. He's got to feel like a big pussy the way I'm stomping
him in front of all the fans." |
| "OK, time to put this jobber out of his misery. I whip
him into the ropes and drop his neck right on the top rope, as a final reminder
of who is the boss here. He is stunned, and falls to the mat like
a wet noodle. Then I take a seat on his chest as the ref counts to
three." |
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"Damn, I look like a Greek God or something, sitting calmly
on my defeated foe, who lies helpless under me as I use him for a chair.
Ha ha, you gotta love it!" |
| "Oh yeah, I'm sexy, I'm tough, and I'm the winner! All
you jobber punks out there better think twice before getting cocky with me!" |
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| "Check me out as I straighten my flowing blond locks. You
know, I ought to be a movie star, but my fans just love watching me wrestle." |
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