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Banana Split |
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"How does your crotch feel
dude? I bet you didn't know you could spread your legs this wide!" |
| "Oh
yeah, I got you all tied up in knots, boy! Now I'm gonna snap you like
a wish bone!" |
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| "Come on, white boy! Admit
brothers are tuffer than white pussies, or I'm gonna rip you in two pieces!" |
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"You're
finished now, pretty boy! I call this one the Crotch Cracker, and there
ain't no escape!" |
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"Has your groin had enough
yet, or you want to go further?? OK tough guy, here is another inch." "Ahh!! OW!! You're splittin me wide open man, take it easy. AAHHHH!!!" |
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"You thought you were so
tuff with those big, low-hanging balls! I bet you wore the thin green
briefs just to show off your big package, didn't you? Well you'll
get to really show it off now, man!" |
| "Oh no, come on Brad! My
crotch can't take the strain! That's as wide as I can split my legs!!!
OUCH!" |
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| "See, I told you I
could stretch your legs a little wider. Let's see if you can handle
another inch..." "AAAHH!!! No! STOP STOP PLEASE STOP!!" |
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From BG East, Brad Rochelle
vs. Josh Goodman, Fantasymen 19 |
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"Oh yeah, once I get this
locked on, I'm gonna stretch those pretty white tights until they split at
the seams!" |
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| "Submit NOW, or
I'm taking your leg home as a souvenir!" |
| "Oops, what was that cracking noise dude? Did I
break something on you?? Hope you can still have kids some day!" |
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| From BG East, Johann Veeda vs. Noel Belasco,
Wrestleshack 1 |
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