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America's Most Wanted - Part 1 |
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America's Most Wanted - Part 1 |
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| Here is a hot new tag team in the NWA called America's Most Wanted: "Cowboy" James Storm and "Wildcat" Chris Harris. They always strut to the ring looking cocky, with oil slicking down their long hair and glistening all over their tan bodies. They are handsome rebels who the fans love. | |
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The bald dude in black pants is called Low-Ki. He is a brutal little heel. He starts right off with some illegal hair pulling on James Storm. Bald guys like to pull hair against their long haired opponents, it must be jealousy. |
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Low-Ki spikes the head of the Cowboy into the corner buckle, while
Chris Harris, in matching blue trunks, watches in frustration from the corner. "Come on James, don't let him do that to you! Get over here and tag me!!" |
| "Wildcat" Harris can't stand watching the bald bully pull his partner's hair. He screams to the ref: "Come on ref, open your eyes! He can't yank my partner around by the hair like that!!" | 
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| Low-Ki drags Storm over to his corner by the hair, like a dog on a leash. He tags in his partner, Christopher Daniels, as Storm struggles to crawl away. I've always wondered why the long haired wrestlers don't just shave off those flowling curls, so nobody can pull their hair. | 
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| These bald bastards are up to no good. Low-Ki holds back the Cowboy's arms so Daniels can pound the poor guy in the rib cage. Come on guys, fight fair! | |
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The Wildcat can't watch any more of this double teaming. He steps in the ring, but the ref rushes over to push him outside the ropes. "But they are killing him over there ref!" The bad guys rain punches down on the helpless Cowboy! |
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With the ref distracted, the baldies are able to inflict more 2 on 1 punishment. Meanwhile, the Wildcat is forced out of the ring, where he must watch the cheating in frustration, unable to help his partner. |
| How much more of this punishment can Cowboy James Storm withstand? He is on his knees before the baldies, his face down near their groins, as they continue to pull his hair and kick him with those leather wrestling boots. Wake up Ref!! | 
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| Daniels applies a camel clutch on the Cowboy, while Low-Ki bounces off the ropes. At least the ref is finally scolding these two cheaters a little bit! | 
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| SLAM! As Low-Ki drop kicks the helpless Cowboy in the face, Harris screams at the ref to open his eyes and stop this brutality. | 
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Poor Storm is a beaten boy, limp and dazed on the mat at the baldies feet. At last, the ref orders one of the baldies out of the ring, but the damage is already done! |
| After kneeing the Cowboy in the belly, Low-Ki rests for a moment and considers what he wants to do next. His partner has an idea: "Drag him over here! I've been itching to choke somebody between my legs all day long!" |
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Low-Ki grabs a handful of hair and drags the Cowboy's limp body over to their corner, pressing his throat right on the middle rope. Even though Daniels is not the legal man, he is anxious to clamp his legs around poor Storm's neck. |
| What will the bullies do next to America's Most Wanted?? Check out the next issue for the conclusion to this exciting match! | |
