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Foreign Objects: The Sheik and His Spike

The Original Sheik was one vicious and evil cheater.  He loved to hide a big spike in his trunks to carve up his victims when he was supposed to be wrestling.  This poor dude is busted wide open, a river of blood flowing down his face, but the merciless Sheik keeps jabbing him with that spike!  The fans are screaming in horror as the Sheik continues this bloody assault.
The crazy Sheik stands over his stunned victim, grips him by the hair, and rams that sharp spike into the guy's skull.  The Sheik is like a wasp repeatedly stinging it's helpless prey into submission.
Ouch, why do they feature graphic violence like this right on the cover of the magazine??  The Sheik is blatantly gripping this poor dude by the hair and jabbing that spike into his eye or forehead while red blood pours down both their faces!  People won't buy a magazine with this kind of brutality on the cover!!

You can't see the spike too well, the clever Sheik has it concealed in his fist.  He sits on this young man's back to pin him down and jabs that spike in the poor dude's eye!  This is horrible! Is that lunatic trying to blind this guy so he can do whatever he wants to him??
This is so disgusting! Can't the ref see that the Sheik is using a spike on this dude's face?? Why would anyone climb in the ring with this animal knowing he'll probably bust you open with some kind of sharp weapon! The Sheik curls his lips in hatred and disgust as the beefy victim scoots out of the ring to escape this torture.  The ref looks nauseous as he counts to ten. He should be reporting an attempted murder!
This guy also tried to escape the Sheik's brutal spike attack by climbing out of the ring.  He was too slow, the beast is coming after him with that damn weapon!  Somebody needs to get this animal under control, he uses this foreign object in almost every match!
This opponent managed to bust the Sheik's forehead open, but now he will pay the price as the crazy Arab seeks revenge.  I think the Sheik enjoys getting covered in hot red blood, even if it's his own!  He seems to be giving the guy a dental exam, slamming that spike into his mouth and prying away at his teeth!
The Sheik needed an equalizer when he wrestled Giant Baba, so he hid a metal spike in his speedo.  After opening up the horrified giant's forehead, he presses that spike into the dude's jugular.  This graphic violence is getting out of control!  Can't they search this Sheik and pat down his trunks before the match?
As the brutality continues, the Japanese fans are in horror and ready to riot!  The Sheik's own blood is pouring down his face while Baba's is flowing down onto the Sheik's belly.  They need to stop this bloodbath, this is sick!  
Check out the sadistic grimace on the Sheik's face as he slices open Abdullah's forehead repeatedly.  Why is the Sheik filled with all this rage and bloodlust, this desire to maim and disfigure his wrestling opponents?  Why do they allow him to get away with this violence over and over again?  The fans should not have to witness this level of treachery and graphic violence in the wrestling ring!
Now this twisted freak goes into a strange trance, like he is having an orgasm or something.  Is he getting some sick pleasure from spiking the other wrestler's flesh??
These wrestlers climb in the ring expecting a nice clean wrestling competition.  Instead, this sadistic animal resorts to spike attacks, eye gouging, biting, and bloody mayhem! You can clearly see the look of horror and agony on the bloody man's face, while the Sheik is again in his wild state of ecstasy like a bloodthirsty animal.
Look closely and you can see a spike in the Sheik's fist, which he is ramming into this young American lad's mouth.  He hugs the young man close like a lover while brutalizing him.  Does this cruel Arab enjoy torturing the young American??
Now the crazy Sheik bares his teeth to bite the poor guy!  Hannibal Lector has nothing on this insane savage! There is no limit to the dirty tactics and savage brutality that this Arab will use against his American foes, who are trying to fight clean and honest.
The fans at ringside are in a frenzy, screaming for someone to stop this torture.  The savage foreigner is having a blast as he continues to sneak attack the young American's face with that stick.  Have some mercy on this young athlete, you loony bastard!
Now this is too much!  The Sheik is laughing as he jabs the spike into the poor guy's nostril!  Did the kid request a nose piercing??  Anyone who has plucked a nose hair can understand how badly this must hurt!  Someone has got to gain control of this wild beast!