"Here I am in the ring with a hot shot cowboy, Bart Gunn. The
match just started and I already have him down on his knees before me,
begging for mercy while I stand over him. I like this picture because
it looks like I'm forcing the guy's face into my trunks! Ha ha!"
"Look at me humiliate this wimp as he kneels before me like my little
slave! Bow before me, boy!! These cowboys act tough until you get
them in the ring, then they roll over like punks."
"When the sissy tried to sneak out of the ring, I just went out after
him. He won't be so cute after I slam my fist into his face a few times!
Damn I look hot in black trunks!"
"Bet you didn't know Gunn is a big sissy jobber! Not only am
I pulling his hair and punching his face, I'm also biting the punk on the
forehead. I love doing this to pretty boys who strut around the ring thinking
they are hotter than me! This brutality gets me off!"
"You can't just pin these cocky young bucks, you gotta teach them a
lesson in respect. Look at him screaming like a bitch as I try to
yank out a handful of his hair for a souvenir. I've pulled his hair
about ten times, but there's nothing he can do about it!"
"So I held the punk up like a trophy and asked the fans: 'Do you want
me to keep hurting the helpless little wimp?' and they all yelled, 'YEAH!
Make him suffer!' I just don't understand the sicko wrestling fans:
I thought Gunn was their big hero, but they want me to torture him all
night long!??"
"So to keep the fans happy, I rang his bell by spiking that handsome
face into the corner post. It sounded like a gong, I swear!
That'll teach him to show off his hard body in a tight pair of jeans, trying
to look sexier than me! Meanwhile the weasel ref is bitching at us
to get back in the ring. But ref, I was just starting to have fun!"
"Now I'm getting bored with this wimpy cowboy. I guess I'll whip him
back into the ring by the hair and the belt so I could finish him off.
I need some real wrestling competition, but the fans like watching me brutalize
these boy toys instead!"