Gallery 164B The Fabulous Kangaroos

"I knew those Kangaroos were a rough tough pair of wrestlers, so I wasn't too surprised when the cocky younger guy locked me in this tight headlock and paraded me around the ring.  Check out that sadistic smile on the bastard's face as he grinds his forearm against my cheek bone!"

"When the young S.O.B. locked my arms behind my back and his partner climbed in the ring, I knew I was in for trouble.  I was just praying the ref would hurry up and get this punk off me before his partner got his licks in on my exposed belly!"

"I could not believe this!  That lame ref let this dirty cheater waltz into the ring and hammer me square in the bread basket!  You can see I don't exactly have abs of steel, so that shot about knocked the wind out of me!"

"The next thing I knew, I was being slapped around and manhandled by both Kangaroos, right in the middle of the ring.  Meanwhile, my partner and that yellow ref were nowhere to be seen.  This just wasn't fair, you can see I was helpless while these punks worked me over two against one!"

	"Here they go again!  The young bastard pinning my arms back while the older one takes his time and measures me for another fist to the belly!  I can barely stand to watch what these cruel cheaters did to me!"
	"Now they trade places on me.  The older Kangaroo has my arms, while the young one slams a boot into my stomach!  By now I was begging for mercy from these two killers, and praying that they didn't injure me, or worse!  This is just sickening, I want justice!!"

"Look at these bullies, holding me and kicking me like a dog, while I'm on my knees telling them that I surrender.  They need to suspend these nasty cheaters. I don't care how much the fans enjoy watching this brutality, it isn't fair!"

"I'm a limp rag doll at this point.  If the older Kangaroo let go of my wrists, I think I'd fall down like a wet noodle.  I was dizzy and weak from the pounding. And look how the young guy is standing over me with his package near my face.  This is humiliating, I hate these cocky cheaters!"

"Next, the pretty boy yanked me up by the hair and trapped me in the corner, belly to belly. I could just tell that he was getting off on whipping me in front of all the fans.  At least the ref finally woke up and told him to quit the illegal choking!"

	"Can you believe this crap??  Yet again, that slimy punk has my arms locked behind me, while his partner has his way with me, right in the middle of the ring!  I only wanted to wrestle fair and square, and these lunatics are ripping me limb from limb!! I oughta press charges."
	"The older Kangaroo decided to gouge my eyes next, bracing my head against his crotch and tearing into my face.  I was blinded at this point, totally unable to defend myself!  I started begging the ref to DO something, I didn't know how much more punishment I could take."

"Now the young punk gets his chance to pound me in the gut.  I'm like a punching bag for these sadisting maulers!  I'm telling you they need to investigate this lousy ref, he is hardly stopping these crazy bastards from killing me."
"POW! Right in the kisser!  That crooked ref is just letting these nasty Aussies do whatever they want to me, pounding me two on one right in the middle of the ring!"

	"Here they go again.  I'm about ready to pass out, and these two just keep holding back my arms and hammering my face and belly.  This is where the young punk whispered in my ear:  'We're just playing with you, fat boy!  We get off on beating up guys like you, and nobody would dare to stop us.'   What a sick little bastard!"
	"By now, I can see the ref is useless, these cheaters have thrown the rule book out the window, and my partner is afraid to rescue me. Just look at my gut hanging there exposed like a punching bag, just begging to be pounded yet again!"
	"Like a blur, the kid rushes over and blasts me in the midsection, for about the tenth time.  At least they finally pinned me after this and put me out of my misery, because I just couldn't take any more of these rough tactics!"