Gallery 679
Hart Attack 


Danny Gauge
 J. J. Hart


"Welcome fans to another episode of Living Room Wrestling.  Today we'll see the current champion -- handsome young Danny Gauge -- facing off with that cocky bad boy you love to hate, J.J. Hart."

"The bell sounds and the match is under way.  Young Danny shows off his technical skills right away with a Leglock / Surfboard combo on the challenger."

"Danny calls himself the Master of the Leglock, and it's with good reason.  He'll use those tall white boots to tie your legs in all sorts of knots, as J.J. is learning right now!"
"J.J. Hart has been saying for weeks that he was going to break Danny Gauge in two pieces, but so far in this match-up, Gauge is giving the challenger a wrestling lesson.  Check out this Armbar/Scissor combo!"

"Gauge chokes his victim and asks him if he's ready to submit now. But J.J. Hart is tangled up so tight, I don't think he could say 'I quit' if he wanted to."

"Hart takes control of his man with a very nice Body Scissor.  He stretches out on the mattress like he's getting ready to take a nap, while poor Danny Gauge meanwhile is getting crushed between those long legs!"

"Poor Gauge is in trouble as Hart applies his patented Single Leg Crab.  If Gauge keeps screaming and slapping the floor like that, I think the neighbors are going to complain!"

"Gauge is in big trouble now fans!  Hart raises him into position for that deadly Pile Driver, and there's nothing Gauge can do to stop it!  If Hart drops to his knees right now, poor Danny Gauge will be about 3 inches shorter."

"Hart follows up with his famous Over The Knee Backbreaker, stretching out the young champion.  He is a master at all Backbreaker holds and loves to punish the spine of his opponents."

"The back punishment continues as J.J. twists poor Danny around like a pretzel in this interesting hold. I think J.J. wants to show everyone that he's got some technical skills as well."

"Gauge is again pounding the floor and screaming for mercy as Hart works on that spine with a variation of the Boston Crab.  Poor Danny can't take much more of this punishment!"
"Here is yet another spine-snapping hold by sadistic J.J. Hart.  Fans, whether you love this guy or you hate him, you gotta admit he's a very talented wrestler and knows plenty of ways to hurt a man."
"Hart has no mercy on his helpless opponent, twisting Danny's head around like the cap on a beer bottle! This is too much for poor Gauge, he is forced to submit."  

"Even though Gauge has already submitted, Hart decides to add some insult to injury.  He rolls the kid up in a pinning position, forcing Gauge to slap the mat three times and count himself out."

"Is this insulting pose really necessary?  Poor Gauge is clearly beaten as he lies helpless on the mat, but the new Champ feels the need to stand with one boot on his back."
"And Hart is still not finished degrading his beaten opponent!  He takes a seat on Danny's chest as slaps his face to humiliate him.  This is totally ruthless, I'm sure Danny will be asking for a rematch."
"Here is our new champion, proudly wearing his shiny new belt and striking a cocky pose.  I've already heard that Danny Gauge is determined to defeat this arrogant poser in a return match next week."

"Danny Gauge admits he had some trouble with J.J. Hart last week, but he is determined to take some revenge this week. ."

"J.J. Hart meanwhile does not appear too intimidated by his eager opponent.  He stretches out on the floor like he might want to take a nap, and calmly relaxes while his opponent is getting ready to wrestle."

"The match begins and Gauge again takes the early advantage with one of his 10,000 Leglock variations.  He's pinching Hart's leg between his boots a pair of tweezers."
"But Hart escapes the Leglock and scoops his opponent up for a Body Slam.  Hart wants to show his opponent, and all the fans, that he is the stronger man in this match."
"It's interesting that both these wrestlers opted to wear their shiny satin trunks today, Gauge in a bright silver pair while Hart is wearing gold."

"Hart decides to take the match up a notch.  He punches his stunned opponent in the belly while slapping on a Spinning Toe Hold to punish his leg."

"Ouch! J.J. Hart sits down into the Figure 4 Leglock, and poor Danny Gauge is screaming for mercy.  Gauge calls himself the Master of the Leglock, so it's insulting for him to be punished with his own trademark hold."
"Now Hart returns to his bread and butter, working on the opponent's spine which he seems to enjoy most.  Gauge meanwhile better find a way to escape this, he is in big trouble at this point."

"Danny Gauge is as limp as a dishrag as Hart continues to have his way.  He bends the helpless man back in a Dragon Sleeper variation, twisting him over one knee.  Hart is putting on a wrestling clinic at this point in the match."


"Gauge can't handle much more of this intense torture!  He is being stretched to the limit here and the strain on his body is almost too great for him to endure."

"Hart is done toying with the handsome jobber, so he raises him across his shoulders in the dreaded Torture Rack.  As Hart bounces up and down, Gauge is forced to submit.  Once again, J.J. Hart is your winner!"
"But Danny Gauge does not give up easily.  He insisted on another rematch, again opening the match with his Armbar Leglock.  It's almost like Gauge is obsessed with trying to beat Hart."
"Gauge is determined no to lose yet again to his cocky opponent.  He locks on a tight Figure 4 Headlock, gripping his own boot to increase the pressure on Hart's throat."

"Next, Gauge applies a punishing Abdominal Stretch variation, but Hart is somehow able to reverse it.  Once again J.J. Hart, who is sporting his dark blue satin trunks in this match, has proven that he is the more powerful man."


"Hart shows that he knows how to work on the leg as well, as he bends Danny's leg over his knee, forcing Danny into a bridge position."
"Next J.J. decides to work on Danny's neck with a painful Hangman variation.  He walks to the kitchen, around the dining room table, and back to the living room to further torture the neck and spine."
"Hooking the boots over his thighs and bending forward, Hart converts it into a painful Gory Special, a deadly backbreaker invented in Mexico.  This J.J. Hart has done his homework and knows some amazing wrestling holds!"
"Now Danny is lifted into an Over the Shoulder Backbreaker, his body stretched to the limit.  Fans, if you're ever having back trouble and need to be stretched out, just give J.J. Hart a call. He'll bend you into positions you never thought were possible."

"Hart has defeated Danny Gauge for the third time that we know of.  He pins poor Danny in a very humiliating position, holding his trunks in the man's face for a count of ten."

"The humiliation continues as Hart rubs himself all over the beaten man's face.  I think Hart is trying to teach this eager young jobber that he is the stronger man and will always dominate in the end."


"Hart offers his boy-toy another rematch, this time to be filmed for Bulldog Wrestling.  Danny eagerly agrees, anxious for yet another shot at the talented J.J. Hart who he seems to enjoy wrestling with."



"Gauge decides to work on the arms today rather than the legs.  He applies a deadly Surfboard, yanking Hart's arms nearly out of their sockets."

"Danny uses his powerful legs to choke Hart, pinching his neck between those long legs.  This time Hart is forced to bridge his body to lessen the pain."


From Bulldog Wrestling, Danny Gauge vs. J. J. Hart, Battling Bulldogs 6
"Soon Hart gains the advantage, slapping a Headlock on the handsome dude in the lavendar trunks.  As usual, Hart makes Danny suffer in a long-held hold."
"Bending that long lean body back to expose the chest, Hart is able to deliver several sharp blows to Danny's ribcage."

"Again Danny is hoisted into the Torture Rack where he's forced to submit.  This is getting to be a common position for the handsome jobber, and he seems to have no defense against Hart's deadly Backbreakers."


"Hart takes a stroll around the room while Gauge whimpers in pain and begs to be released.  Hart seems to enjoy making his young friend suffer."

"Hart dumps his victim on the mat where he strips off those trunks to reveal the tight speedo underneath.  I don't think Danny's humiliation is quite finished yet."

From Bulldog Wrestling, Danny Gauge vs. J. J. Hart, Battling Bulldogs 6
"In a later match, Danny Gauge, wearing a blue and white speedo, is finally able to pin and defeat J.J. Hart chest to chest.  At least Gauge is able to turn the tables and beat J.J. Hart once in a while!"

"Danny shows J.J. how it feels to lie helpless under a stronger wrester in the Schoolboy Pin position.  He flexes his muscle and grips Hart by the hair to dominate and master him."