Gallery 624 Plea Bargains "You might as well lay still, Baldy!  You are caught in my Scissors and there ain't no escape!" "Come on Kid, the fan's paid to watch ME hurt YOU!  Let me out so I can throw you around the ring for a while." "OK, I'm sorry I called you the Pillsbury Dough-Boy in my interview!!  Please loosen up, big guy.  Your huge thighs are choking me here!" "How does your neck feel, Pretty-Boy?  And how does my calf muscle taste, now that I'm pressing it over your mouth to smother you!?" "OUCH, your leg fur is like sandpaper on my face!!  Damn, shave your legs next time you want to Scissor me, ya flippin' Werewolf!" "Take it easy, tough-guy!  Your tight scissors are making me pass out down here!!" "I know, I mean to put you out.  Then I can peel off that mask and expose you." "How does your neck feel, dude?  THIS is pay-back for stripping off my trunks and tossing them to the crowd, so I had to wrestle in my underwear." "OUCH!!  Loosen up your thighs, pretty-boy!  And why are your briefs soaking wet in front?  Did you get off on scissoring me?" "Ahhh, NASTY!!  Next time you want to rub your legs on my face, could you please wash your socks?" "Get your balls off my chin, asshole.  If you want a blow job, you'll have to pay just like everyone else!" "Get off me Ref, this is a legal hold!  At least let me punish him for a while for calling me Goldilocks and Sissy-Boy!" "You better loosen up your grip, Muscle-Man, or I swear I'm gonna take a bite out of this big calf muscle, like I'm sinking my teeth into an apple!" "OUCH!  OW!!  OUCH!!  Lay still, stud!  Every time you flex your ass and grind your hips, you pinch off my air supply!!" "DAMN I can tell you've been working out!  It feels like my neck is caught in a vise!" "Don't let go too soon, Thigh-Master! I love this feeling!  Another two hours of squeezin' ought to be a good start!" "Why is your face turning red, Jobber-boy?  Are you having trouble breathing down there, or are you just embarassed at getting your ass kicked?" "What the hell keeps thumping the back of my head?  Do you have a foreign object stuffed in your trunks, or are you just glad to see me?" "I was hoping you'd release me if I got to my knees, but your legs are stronger than I thought.  Maybe a stiff punch to your ball-sack will loosen this Scissor." "Don't just lay there staring at it!  You know what to do if you want to get out of this Headscissor!" "You may have the bigger muscles, but that doesn't make you the stronger wrestler. Get ready to cry for mercy as I straighten my legs, Big Man!" From BG East, Kid Leopard vs. Steve Sterling, Hunkbash 1 "OWW!!  I've heard from other guys that your scissors are painful, and they weren't kidding!  Please let me go, I submit!" "OUCH!!! Come on, I said I submit, now loosen up!  You're crushing me, I can't take it!" "Hey Captain America, I thought you Yanks fancy yourselves as rough, tough cowboys, but I've easily beaten you!  If you want to go free, tell me about how Americans are actually Sissy-Boys." From BG East, Clint Morgan vs. Joey DiFranco, Motel Madness UK 3 "OK I've had enough, please let go, sir!  I admit British guys are stronger!  I promise to learn the British National Anthem and worship the Queen.  I admit that Soccer is better than American Football!" "OWW!!  What more do you want??  I admit socialized medicine is BETTER than a free market health care system!  I admit that the Dollar is over-valued compared to the Pound. I agree that the Constitution is just a RIP-OFF of the Magna Carta!!..."