| Gallery 617 Figured Out |
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"Your handsome hero is finished now! Nobody escapes my
patented Figure 4 Headscissor!" |
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"OUCH, loosen
up, asshole! I can't breathe down here and your hairy legs are tickling
my face!" |
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"My nick-name might be
the 'Reverend', but that doesn't mean I don't get off on punishing other
blokes in my Figure 4 Headscissor!" |
| "You stupid
fans can bitch and cry all you want, I'm not letting your pretty-boy go until
he begs for mercy and calls me 'Daddy'." |
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| "Do you want to take a nap just like this punk?? Come
on, I dare you! Climb in the ring with me and I'll put you out too!" |
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"My buddies
warned me that you can put a guy to sleep with your Figure 4... Now I see..... what they..... ....." From Bulldog Wrestling UK, Mike Martin vs. Marcello, Battling Bulldogs 3 |
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"Come
on kid, you've been scissoring him for 10 minutes! The fans didn't
pay to watch you skull-fuck your opponent all night!" |
| "Do you like how I pull
the arm for extra leverage when I apply the Figure 4? Hey, I'm talkin'
to you kid, are you awake down there??" |
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| "Better watch him ref!
My balls are right in his face and I think he's getting ready to bite." |
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"If you think this hurts,
just wait until I bend my straight leg, which will double or triple the pressure
around your neck." |
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"Striker, you think you're
pretty hot with your ripped body and skimpy green trunks. Let's see
how sexy you look when you're screaming for mercy in my Figure 4." |
| "The fans love
watching me apply Headscissors, so just lay there and suffer for a while.
Give them a few minutes to enjoy this position." |
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| "Oh GOD,
I can't breathe! Please have mercy, Crazy J, you are crushing me with
your legs and I can't take any more!!" |
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| "That's
good suffering! Now kick your legs around and slap my thigh so you
really look like you're in agony." |
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"OUCH! Take
it easy Crazy J! I'm your partner, Lotus, remember? This match
is just an exhibition, so loosen up!" |
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"Hey bitch,
can you tell I've been maxing out on the squat rack this week?? My
fans can sure tell when they check out my ass!" |
| "Take it
easy man, don't struggle so much! The more you move around, the more
you're giving me a big boner." |
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| "Damn, I can't decide
which hurts worse: having my neck pinched between your ass and boot,
or having my arm wrenched in the wrong direction." |
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| "Hey fat-boy,
why don't you loosen that Figure 4, you are chokin' my poor partner! And
while you're at it, button up that shirt you pervert. Nobody wants
to see your big belly stickin' out!" |
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"OK pretty-boy, you
can either tap out now, or I'll convert this to a Figure 4 and put your ass
to sleep." |
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"You had your chance, but I guess you prefer to take a little nap. I'll be increasing the pressure every five seconds until I hear you snoring." |
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"Hey, I can't breathe with a leather boot
pressed against my throat! And what is that poking me in the back of
the head??" |
| "I figured
out how to convert the Figure 4 into a Sleeper Hold. You just position
your calf muscle over the victim's carotid artery and squeeze away." |
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| "Maybe I
couldn't put you to sleep with my arms, but my legs are much stronger. Let's
see how long you can stay awake in my Leg Sleeper." |
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| "OK, I submit.
OUCH, OK, let go let go. PLEASE, I said I submit!" From BG East, Doug Warren vs. Mikey Vee, Wrestler Spotlight: Doug Warren |
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"You see, in this position
my body weight does all the work. I can relax and watch TV for a while,
and meanwhile you are being crushed between my legs." |
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"Sorry, I'm not into
Hair-pulling. I'm just trying to position your throat in just the right
position on my leg for maximum pressure." |
| "This is the hardest
and most ripped I've ever been, and it's getting me excited! Whoever
is scheduled to wrestle me today is going to suffer, thanks to this chiseled
body." From BG East, Brad Rochelle vs. Johnny Firestorm, Contract 6 |
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| "So how do you like my
Kneeling Figure 4, dude?? Can you feel the power in my legs? I
can bounce up and down a little if you want to feel more pressure." |
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| "Oh no,
I can't breathe. Come on, I submit, I submit!" From BG East, Brad Rochelle vs. Johnny Firestorm, Contract 6 |
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| "GRRRRR!!! Did you say something down there, kid?
I can't hear you with those huge muscles covering your face." |
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| "Please Brad, I said I submit. I'm totally beaten, please
let me breathe again. I'll do whatever you say." |
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| "The winner by Figure
4 Knock-out, and still Champion of the Universe! Wearing the sexy red speedo, and looking hotter than ever -- The amazing Brad Rochelle!!" From BG East, Brad Rochelle vs. Johnny Firestorm, Contract 6 |
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