Gallery 613
Revenge
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"Nobody can beat us! We're the Naturals, Andy Douglas
and Chase Stevens. We get off on hurting other Tag Teams, especially
those pretty-boy fairies called America's Most Wanted."
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"Come on Cowboy,
this match tonight may be our last chance to beat those cruel cheaters, The
Naturals! We really gotta be on our game if we want to make those dirty
punks suffer for what they did to me last time!"
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"I even brought my
hand-cuffs today, in case they get out of control and start cheating. You
can tell I'm excited about wrestling these brutal punks again!"
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"We are oiled up and looking hot tonight. The sissies
in the ring won't have a chance against studs like us!"
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"Come on, you dirty
bastards, get in the ring. I want revenge from when you both worked
me over, two against
one! I can't wait to get my hands on you two!"
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"Are you boys gonna
get in the ring and rassle us, or did you come here to strut around jacking
off and flexing your muscles all night!?"
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"Guess
I'll just lay back on the ropes and relax until you cowards grow some balls
in those tight black shorts and get in the ring."
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"We got a surprise
for you pretty-boys! We've been practicing our Natural Stretch hold,
and it is gonna make you squeal. We injured two other dudes with it
last week!"
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"James, I was
caught in their Ab Stretch last time we wrestled, and it is deadly! Be
careful they don't catch you in it, or they will rip you in two pieces."
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"OK, it's time to
go to school, punks! I've been waiting for months to lock up with you
boys again, now one of you get over here and rassle me!"
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"YEAH!!
How is that arm feeling, Andy? Maybe I'll twist it off and take
it home with me!"
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"Let's see if you do have any balls in those
tight shorts! Let's see how you react to a nice, stunning Atomic Drop!"
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"Hey partner, I guess he is a dude after
all, look at him rolling around clutching his nut-sack. I owe you five
dollars!"
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"Hey Chase, how did
you like what I just did to your partner?? Maybe later I'll drag your
ass in the ring and torture you the same way."
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"OK James,
it's your turn. I softened this boy up for you. Why don't you climb
in the ring and break him like one of the wild horses on your ranch??"
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"How
about a nice pair of size 12 boots to the face, bitch?? Do you still
think you're the toughest Tag Team in the league?"
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"Come on,
you bastards! Can't you see I'm hurt here?? Back off, I want to tag
my partner!"
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"Bitch,
I'll let you tag when I'm done hurting you. But first I want to slam
you on your spine to knock the wind out of you."
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"Now let's see how high you can fly! Are you ready to
submit now, or do you want to suffer some more??"
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"OK Chase,
we let you tag in so you can feel some pain too. Let's start you off
with a nice hard knee to the face!"
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"This is like
taking candy from a baby! I can't believe you little pussies are the
Tag Team champs!"
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"A nice high
Suplex ought to bust your back and take some of the fight out of you. Now
you can see why your partner was crying when I threw his ass across the
ring too."
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"Come on partner, I'm helpless here! Don't let them throw
you against me, I ain't a tackling dummy!"
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"Oh DAMN that
hurt when you crashed into me! I'll get off you soon buddy, but first
I need to rest here and catch my breath for a few minutes. Hey, what is
that in your trunks??"
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"You boys say you like
to play rough, right?? That's fine, let me spike your face into the
steel steps."
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"Oh no, what are you
doing to me?? Please don't slam me across the railing, that hurts
like hell! Come on, please man, I'm sorry for hurting you last time."
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"I was actually going
to throw you in the ring, but thanks for reminding me to drop your throat
across the railing instead."
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"Please, no more punishment,
tough guy. I've had enough pain and I learned my lesson. Let's fight
fair from now on, pal!"
"Get your ass back in the ring and fight like a man. I'm not finished
with you yet."
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"If you won't crawl
back in the ring, I'll throw your ass in the ring. How do you like
being dragged around by the hair, bitch?"
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"OK junior, the fun
is just beginning. Lets raise the stakes and start some real punishment
and brutality."
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"You like pulling hair??
Now you can see how it feels to be yanked around by hair. It's time for
your lesson now."
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"The
tide has changed now, Christine. Now it's your turn to suffer and scream
for mercy!"
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"Bet you can't breathe
too well with my boot planted in your throat! Maybe you are getting
used to it, since my partner stood on your neck the last time we fought."
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"OK Chris, you can do
it! Reach over and tag me in so I can whip their asses for what they
did to you!"
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"You actually think
you are going to do any better than your partner?? Let me grind your
eyes across the top rope for a while and maybe you'll be able to see the
truth."
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"We choked your partner
like this last time we kicked his ass, and he seemed to enjoy it. So
how do you enjoy being strangled on the ropes?"
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"Quit cheating, you
dirty bastard! It is illegal to pull hair and choke, so why don't
you try fighting fair?? I'm gonna report this to the Commissioner!"
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"Ouch, these bullies are
killing me in here! I better roll out of the ring and try to catch
my breath for a while."
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"Hey cowboy, what are
you doing outside the ring? Are you trying to run away?? Let me help
you back in there so we can have some more fun."
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"As I recall, some cocky
bastard drop-kicked my partner in the face earlier. Now maybe you
will learn to respect your betters if I bury my boot in your throat!"
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"<gasp>
<choke> Can't breathe..... Stop.....
...choking me!"
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"AHHHH!! My hair!!
Stop fuckin pulling HAIR!! Where is the ref, they are cheating
here!"
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"OK Stevens, that's
enough, you bad boy. Why don't you let him off the ropes and punch
him in the face or something."
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"Good idea, ref. Here
is a nice fore-arm smash to his jaw, how do you like that??"
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"Come on ref, they're
killing my boy in there! Stop helping the cheaters and try calling
the match fair and square!"
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"Oh god, I've
had enough! These guys are too tough. I can't even defend myself
here!"
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"I'm done playing with
this wimp. It's time to lock him in the Natural Stretch so we can listen
to him cry like a bitch."
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"Thanks for trying the
patented Natural Stretch. Side effects may include severe abdominal
pain, internal organ damage, lower back problems, and the desire to scream
for mercy."
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"AAAHHH!! It
hurts! You're rippin me in half! OW! AAHHHH!!!"
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"I can see you enjoy
this hold, so maybe I'll crank it on a bit tighter. Do your insides feel like
they are ready to rip open?"
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"Hey Andy, do you want
to tag in and practice the hold too for a while? We got a willing jobber
here who seems to enjoy it, so you might as well punish him too for a while."
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"OK now it's finally
my turn. Why don't you tell me whose version of this hold hurts worse?
We will probably be able to tell by the volume of your screams."
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"Oh no, please not the
same hold. Oh please don't stretch me out again, my insides can't take
it again."
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"I'm not putting my hand
on your knee because I like you. Actually I'm just pressing your leg
down to create more strain and stretching in your ab muscles."
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"Hey partner, do you
see how I'm pushing the leg and pulling the arm at the same time? That
creates extra pressure in his abdominal muscles and really makes him squirm.
Do you want to tag in and practice the hold some more?"
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"That's right Jimmy-boy,
I'm back again and I'm gonna keep on stretching you until you cry Uncle.
You can whip your long hair around all you want, it won't stop me from
tearing you in two pieces."
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"Hey Chris, do you like
how I'm stretching out your partner here?? His screams should remind
you of when we tore you up with the same hold the last time we kicked your
ass."
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"Ahhh, they really
hurt my guts with that hold! I feel like I just had stomach surgery!
Why are these assholes so vicious??"
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"That pretty-boy refuses
to submit, and I'm ready to end this match. Let's see how tough he
is after I throw some blinding powder in his eyes."
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"You IDIOT! You
were supposed to throw the powder in Storm's eyes, not mine! You just
blinded your own partner!"
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"Don't worry about it
partner! I'll just slam our championship belt into the pussy's back
to injure him, and we'll still win the match."
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"Damn, that hurt
my back! I can hear the ref counting to three but I am too stunned
to roll over right now. I guess the Naturals are tougher than us after
all, but they had to cheat to win."
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"Alright! We
did it man! We beat those punks down and retained our belts!! I
told you they didn't stand a chance against studs like us!"
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"Come on, get up
Chris, you loser! You look like a dog crawling around on your knees.
Have some respect and stand up like a man."
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"Give me a break, partner!
Those cheaters really hurt my back here. I think you're gonna
have to give me a rub down and massage later."
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"Oh well, maybe
we didn't win, but we tried our best. Our fans still support us, which
is more valuable than any championship belt!"
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