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Punk Rave




Here is CM Punk celebrating in the ring and showing off his body after one of his amazing victories.  Damn, his tattooed body is looking buff these days, but I wish someone would teach this cocky Punk some respect!

Suddenly cute little Jimmy Rave is in the ring!  He gives Punk a big round-house fist to the chin, knocking him across the ring.  The fans go wild!

The assault continues with some Ric Flair chops in the corner.  I'm not sure what prompted this stud to come out shirtless and attack Punk, but it's great to see Punk suffering!
Now Rave is joined by three buddies who also want to beat down Punk:  a black dude, a stud in a tight black speedo, and some muscular hottie in a silver shirt.  They take turns stomping his spine.

Clearly Punk did something to anger these four hunks, because they are kicking the stuffing out of him.  Maybe Punk was too arrogant and didn't show proper respect back in the locker room.

The bullies hold back his arms so Jimmy Rave can slap him around for a while.  This beating has gone one for several minutes now, the fans are sure getting their money's worth tonite!

CRACK!!  They continue to restrain CM Punk so Jimmy Rave can use him as a punching bag.  It's nice to have friends who are willing to lend a helping hand.


Whoa, things are really getting interesting now!  Jimmy pulls out a tow chain and begins wrapping it around Punk's neck.  Are these bullies going to tow Punk behind their car?
They whip him over the top rope and yank him to the ring like a dog wearing a choke collar.  I think we are going to see a hanging here!

The bullies tighten the chain until Punk is suspended, kicking his legs and squealing like a bitch.  The really hot stud in the black speedo pulls his hair and punches him.  Finally Punk gets the punishment he deserves!

Now the stud in the silver shirt leans over to mock Punk or possibly spit on him.  The black dude is outside the ring, so he should punch that exposed belly a few dozen times.

Finally the bullies grow bored of their toy, so they exit the ring.  Punk must have enjoyed his chain punishment, because now he challenges Jimmy Rave to an old-fashioned dog collar chain match.


Wow cute Jimmy Rave looks like royalty in his fancy robe with the gold and glitter.  He has a scowl on his face because he wants to destroy Punk once and for all.

The ref straps a leather dog collar around Punk's neck and fastens a chain to it.  I didn't know men still wrestled chained together by the neck.  This is like the brutal old-school violence from 30 years ago!

Now cute Jimmy allows the ref to collar him like an animal.  Chain matches are usually very bloody, I hope nothing happens to ruin this kid's cute face.
The bell sounds and Rave attacks like a hungry animal, wrapping the chain around his fist and slamming it into Punk's forehead.

The action spills out to the floor and Rave presses the chain into Punk's forehead, busting him open.  Check out the rabid fans at ringside, howling like a pack of wolves at the scent of blood.
Some fans clap for Jimmy's brutal tactics, while others stand to challenge him to a fight.  I guess some guys get off on watching violence, while others get off on participating in it.


Meanwhile the blood pours down Punk's face as he sits before his Master waiting for his next punishment.  He is in huge trouble now, and that chain will prevent him from escaping this brutality.
Jimmy yanks him back in the ring and claws at his eyes and forehead.  He is either trying to blind Punk or bust him open wider to increase the blood flow.

Punk can't believe that a kid this cute could be so brutal.  Hey, it's the really cute ones you need to watch out for!  Rave prepares to hook the chain around his face or neck.

Ouch!!  Punk is in agony as Rave presses the chain into his eyes and forehead, and pulls it back and forth like a chain-saw.  The fans are screaming since they haven't seen bloody violence this hot since the good old 1970's.

Oh no, Rave hooks the chain in Punk's mouth and pulls it back and forth like dental floss.  With his arm scissored between Jimmy's thighs, he can't defend himself!


If Punk's mother paid for his braces as a child, she will be very upset at this brutal chain attack.  He must not have any teeth left unbroken in his mouth!

The blood continues to flow down his face as the brutal attack continues.  Meanwhile Jimmy Rave does not have a scratch on him, which must be very humiliating for Punk.
Punk is now wearing the dreaded "Crimson Mask", meaning his face is covered in blood.  This is the most degrading way a man can suffer in the pro ring, and not many wrestlers are willing to do it these days.

I think Punk has suffered enough, but Jimmy Rave is relentless like a pit-bull.  He attacks Punk in the corner with some punches and kicks.


Rave tosses Punk across the ring with a huge Back Body Drop, which isn't easy to do when you both have a chain tied around your neck.

Punk is exhausted and helpless, growing weak from the loss of blood.  He is now regretting that he ever tried to step up and challenge this brutal little hunk. He decides to get out of the ring.

YOINK!!  As Punk rushes over to the ropes, Jimmy Rave yanks his chain, pulling that cold steel chain up into Punk's crotch.
CRACK!!  Next Jimmy delivers a solid knee to his skull.  I guess when Jimmy Rave beats a man down, he wants him to stay beat-down!

Rave offers to stop punishing his boy-toy if Punk agrees to blow him.  Punk kneels before the ruthless stud and stares willingly at his crotch.

SMACK!!  Cameras are snapping all over the arena as Rave smokes Punk with a chair.   I think this match is almost over, since Punk can't take much more punishment.


Now Rave attacks his lower back with another brutal chair-shot.  The ref just stands there watching, so I guess during a Dog Collar match, using chairs as a weapon is legal.

Jimmy dives on his stunned opponent and pins him for the One, Two, Three.  Not only was Punk busted open and beaten down, but he was even pinned like a bitch!  
Rave and his boys celebrate his amazing ass-kicking out at ringside.  Meanwhile some fan presses his face into Rave's crotch.


CM Punk's buddies, all the cute pretty-boys, are in the ring worried about their pal.  They help him up and try to wipe off the blood, consoling their beaten boy after his humiliating ass-whipping.



Punk leaves the ring in shame, a bloody mess.  He knows if he ever wants his self-respect back, if he wants to save his reputation, he will have to challenge Rave to another violent match.

Punk is determined to make Jimmy Rave suffer, but Rave just keeps beating and humiliating him!  Now Punk challenges the cutie to a Cage Match, and Rave gladly accepts.
Once again Rave enters the arena in a shiny gold robe, looking like an angel.  He wore white pants this time to show off the blood that will soon be all over him.

CM Punk waits inside the ring like a hungry bear at the zoo, waiting for feeding time.  You can tell by the look in his eye that this is his last chance to hurt Jimmy Rave.

Punk poses like a victim of crucifixion.  Is this a sign that he is willing to be punished and beaten yet again for the fans' enjoyment?


They face off in the center of the ring, both itching to attack.  They smell each other's body oil and sweat while exchanging insults.

The bell rings and Punk takes control for once, whipping Rave's cute face into the steel cage.

Oh no, poor Rave's handsome face is bleeding!  I guess if you wrestle with chains and in cages, you will eventually get busted open.

But soon Rave gains the upper hand as usual.  He straddles his jobber and claws at his face to also cause him to bleed.  These brutal studs sure hate each other!

The hottie in white pants chokes his opponent on the ropes for a while.  The ref allows this brutality because this is a cage match after all.
CRASH!!   Rave drives Punk's face into the mesh, then grinds his head from side to side, using the fence like sand paper.

Now he chokes Punk with a boot to the throat, while also pressing his forehead into the cage.  Like I said, the really cute dudes are always the most brutal.

Fans of bloody wrestling matches (and you know who you are out there) get to witness yet another Crimson Mask, as blood pours down Punk's face yet again.

Look close and you will see Punk is being strangled by a piece of string.  Jimmy Rave must have found a boot-lace or piece of wire in the cage, which he is using to choke CM Punk.

Is the ref going to allow this strangulation!?!  He does nothing as Rave continues to yank that string and Punk begins to pass out from lack of air.


Next Jimmy Rave tries to destroy CM Punk with a Pile Driver off the top rope.  But Punk is able to block it by holding onto the ropes.  Damn, that would have been cool!

Now Punk finds the string and twists it around Rave's throat for a little pay-back.  Come on Jimmy, don't let him do that to you!
Punk takes a seat on the ropes and tightens the noose around Rave's neck. If the ref allowed this brutality earlier, he must now allow Punk to strangle Rave as well.


Jimmy Rave is choked out and Punk easily pins him for the win.  At last CM Punk has defeated this brutal hottie! His fans go wild as his arm is raised in victory.


Punk climbs to the top of the fence so his fans can worship him in his tight yellow trunks. At last he has redeemed himself and proven that he is not a weak little jobber-boy.

This stud is such a great wrestler, and the best thing is he is willing to participate in the old-school brutality (blood, chains, group beatings, cages) that the fans have been yearning for for decades.