Gallery 601
Punk Rave
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Here is CM Punk celebrating
in the ring and showing off his body after one of his amazing victories. Damn,
his tattooed body is looking buff these days, but I wish someone would teach
this cocky Punk some respect!
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Suddenly cute
little Jimmy Rave is in the ring! He gives Punk a big round-house
fist to the chin, knocking him across the ring. The fans go wild!
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The assault continues with
some Ric Flair chops in the corner. I'm not sure what prompted this
stud to come out shirtless and attack Punk, but it's great to see Punk suffering!
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Now Rave is joined by three buddies who also want
to beat down Punk: a black dude, a stud in a tight black speedo, and
some muscular hottie in a silver shirt. They take turns stomping his
spine.
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Clearly Punk did something to anger
these four hunks, because they are kicking the stuffing out of him. Maybe
Punk was too arrogant and didn't show proper respect back in the locker
room.
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The bullies hold back his
arms so Jimmy Rave can slap him around for a while. This beating has
gone one for several minutes now, the fans are sure getting their money's
worth tonite!
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CRACK!! They continue to restrain
CM Punk so Jimmy Rave can use him as a punching bag. It's nice to
have friends who are willing to lend a helping hand.
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Whoa, things are really getting
interesting now! Jimmy pulls out a tow chain and begins wrapping it
around Punk's neck. Are these bullies going to tow Punk behind their
car?
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They whip him over the top
rope and yank him to the ring like a dog wearing a choke collar. I
think we are going to see a hanging here!
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The bullies tighten the chain until
Punk is suspended, kicking his legs and squealing like a bitch. The
really hot stud in the black speedo pulls his hair and punches him. Finally
Punk gets the punishment he deserves!
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Now the stud in the silver
shirt leans over to mock Punk or possibly spit on him. The black dude
is outside the ring, so he should punch that exposed belly a few dozen times.
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Finally the bullies grow
bored of their toy, so they exit the ring. Punk must have enjoyed his
chain punishment, because now he challenges Jimmy Rave to an old-fashioned
dog collar chain match.
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Wow cute Jimmy Rave looks
like royalty in his fancy robe with the gold and glitter. He has a
scowl on his face because he wants to destroy Punk once and for all.
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The ref straps a leather dog collar
around Punk's neck and fastens a chain to it. I didn't know men still
wrestled chained together by the neck. This is like the brutal old-school
violence from 30 years ago!
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Now cute Jimmy allows the ref to collar
him like an animal. Chain matches are usually very bloody, I hope nothing
happens to ruin this kid's cute face.
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The bell sounds and Rave attacks like a hungry
animal, wrapping the chain around his fist and slamming it into Punk's forehead.
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The action spills
out to the floor and Rave presses the chain into Punk's forehead, busting
him open. Check out the rabid fans at ringside, howling like a pack
of wolves at the scent of blood.
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Some fans clap for Jimmy's brutal
tactics, while others stand to challenge him to a fight. I guess some
guys get off on watching violence, while others get off on participating in
it.
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Meanwhile
the blood pours down Punk's face as he sits before his Master waiting for
his next punishment. He is in huge trouble now, and that chain will
prevent him from escaping this brutality.
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Jimmy yanks him back in
the ring and claws at his eyes and forehead. He is either trying to
blind Punk or bust him open wider to increase the blood flow.
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Punk can't believe that a
kid this cute could be so brutal. Hey, it's the really cute ones you
need to watch out for! Rave prepares to hook the chain around his
face or neck.
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Ouch!! Punk is in agony
as Rave presses the chain into his eyes and forehead, and pulls it back
and forth like a chain-saw. The fans are screaming since they haven't
seen bloody violence this hot since the good old 1970's.
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Oh no, Rave hooks the chain
in Punk's mouth and pulls it back and forth like dental floss. With
his arm scissored between Jimmy's thighs, he can't defend himself!
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If Punk's mother paid for his braces as
a child, she will be very upset at this brutal chain attack. He must
not have any teeth left unbroken in his mouth!
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The blood continues to
flow down his face as the brutal attack continues. Meanwhile Jimmy
Rave does not have a scratch on him, which must be very humiliating for Punk.
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Punk is now wearing
the dreaded "Crimson Mask", meaning his face is covered in blood. This
is the most degrading way a man can suffer in the pro ring, and not many
wrestlers are willing to do it these days.
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I think Punk has suffered enough, but Jimmy
Rave is relentless like a pit-bull. He attacks Punk in the corner with
some punches and kicks.
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Rave tosses Punk across the
ring with a huge Back Body Drop, which isn't easy to do when you both have
a chain tied around your neck.
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Punk is exhausted and helpless, growing
weak from the loss of blood. He is now regretting that he ever tried
to step up and challenge this brutal little hunk. He decides to get out of
the ring.
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YOINK!! As Punk rushes over to
the ropes, Jimmy Rave yanks his chain, pulling that cold steel chain up into
Punk's crotch.
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CRACK!! Next Jimmy delivers
a solid knee to his skull. I guess when Jimmy Rave beats a man down,
he wants him to stay beat-down!
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Rave offers to stop punishing his
boy-toy if Punk agrees to blow him. Punk kneels before the ruthless
stud and stares willingly at his crotch.
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SMACK!! Cameras
are snapping all over the arena as Rave smokes Punk with a chair.
I think this match is almost over, since Punk can't take much more punishment.
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Now Rave attacks his lower back with
another brutal chair-shot. The ref just stands there watching, so I
guess during a Dog Collar match, using chairs as a weapon is legal.
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Jimmy dives on his stunned opponent and
pins him for the One, Two, Three. Not only was Punk busted open and
beaten down, but he was even pinned like a bitch!
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Rave and
his boys celebrate his amazing ass-kicking out at ringside. Meanwhile
some fan presses his face into Rave's crotch.
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CM Punk's buddies, all the cute pretty-boys, are in the ring
worried about their pal. They help him up and try to wipe off the blood,
consoling their beaten boy after his humiliating ass-whipping.
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Punk
leaves the ring in shame, a bloody mess. He knows if he ever wants his
self-respect back, if he wants to save his reputation, he will have to challenge
Rave to another violent match.
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Punk is determined to make Jimmy
Rave suffer, but Rave just keeps beating and humiliating him! Now Punk
challenges the cutie to a Cage Match, and Rave gladly accepts.
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Once
again Rave enters the arena in a shiny gold robe, looking like an angel. He
wore white pants this time to show off the blood that will soon be all over
him.
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CM Punk waits
inside the ring like a hungry bear at the zoo, waiting for feeding time. You
can tell by the look in his eye that this is his last chance to hurt Jimmy
Rave.
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Punk poses like a victim
of crucifixion. Is this a sign that he is willing to be punished and
beaten yet again for the fans' enjoyment?
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They face off
in the center of the ring, both itching to attack. They smell each other's
body oil and sweat while exchanging insults.
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The bell rings and Punk takes control
for once, whipping Rave's cute face into the steel cage.
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Oh no, poor Rave's handsome
face is bleeding! I guess if you wrestle with chains and in cages, you
will eventually get busted open.
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But soon Rave gains the
upper hand as usual. He straddles his jobber and claws at his face to
also cause him to bleed. These brutal studs sure hate each other!
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The hottie in white pants chokes his opponent
on the ropes for a while. The ref allows this brutality because this
is a cage match after all.
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CRASH!!
Rave drives Punk's face into the mesh, then grinds his head from side to side,
using the fence like sand paper.
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Now he chokes Punk with a boot to
the throat, while also pressing his forehead into the cage. Like I said,
the really cute dudes are always the most brutal.
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Fans of bloody wrestling matches
(and you know who you are out there) get to witness yet another Crimson Mask,
as blood pours down Punk's face yet again.
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Look close and you will
see Punk is being strangled by a piece of string. Jimmy Rave must have
found a boot-lace or piece of wire in the cage, which he is using to choke
CM Punk.
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Is the ref going to
allow this strangulation!?! He does nothing as Rave continues to yank
that string and Punk begins to pass out from lack of air.
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Next Jimmy Rave tries to destroy CM
Punk with a Pile Driver off the top rope. But Punk is able to block
it by holding onto the ropes. Damn, that would have been cool!
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Now Punk finds the string
and twists it around Rave's throat for a little pay-back. Come on Jimmy,
don't let him do that to you!
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Punk takes a seat on the
ropes and tightens the noose around Rave's neck. If the ref allowed this brutality
earlier, he must now allow Punk to strangle Rave as well.
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Jimmy Rave is choked out and Punk easily pins him for the win.
At last CM Punk has defeated this brutal hottie! His fans go wild as
his arm is raised in victory.
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Punk climbs to
the top of the fence so his fans can worship him in his tight yellow trunks.
At last he has redeemed himself and proven that he is not a weak little jobber-boy.
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This stud is such a great wrestler, and
the best thing is he is willing to participate in the old-school brutality
(blood, chains, group beatings, cages) that the fans have been yearning for
for decades.
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