Gallery 593
Borne Ready
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"Maniac" Matt Borne was a beefy, hairy-chested
wrestler from the 1980's, before it was mandatory that every wrestler be muscular
and smooth. Wrestling fans had more variety of body types to drool
over back then.
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Here is the bearded hottie strutting
around the ring in a black speedo, not concerned at all that his belly is
hanging over. He was all man, loved to wrestle shirtless, and didn't
care what the fans thought about his big hairy gut.
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Borne's opponent is
a ripped masked man from Parts Unknown called "The Hood." What a body
on him, the young ref can't peel his eyes off this stud!
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The ref checks out his ass as The Hood shows off his pipes.
Usually the masked villains aren't very muscular, but this hottie is
a welcome exception.
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The bell sounds
and the wrestlers prepare to lock up. I'm sure Borne can't wait to press
his body against that incredible physique!
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The Hood quickly gains control by twisting
Matt Borne's arm out of the socket. He flexes every muscle in his ripped
body, showing off his physique for the fans, as he twists the arm in a circle. |
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The masked stud flexes his bicep as he applies
the Hammer Lock, forcing the chubby dude to obey him and march around the
ring. Borne suffers nicely, as usual.
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Now the Hood levels the weaker opponent
with a Clothesline, leaving the beefy stud sprawled out on the mat, moaning
in pain and grinding in his speedo.
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The Hood climbs the ropes to Splash
down on his fallen opponent. He stretches out his torso to display
his ripped body as he sails across the ring like Tarzan swinging from the
vines.
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SPLAT!!!
The muscle-man crashes down on that soft body and tries for a pin, but Borne
is able to kick out.
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The masked villain slaps on a
Rear Chinlock to slow down the pace and allow the fans to get off on some
prolonged suffering.
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Borne has shown little offense against
this stud. Borne often spent 90% of his matches selling the pain and
jobbing like a worthless bitch, only to win the match at the last second.
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Using all the strength he can muster,
the brawny daddy is able to power out of the body-builder's Chinlock, but
a knee to the lower back keeps him under the control of the masked brute.
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Borne crawls around on the canvas like a pathetic,
helpless victim as the stronger man drives boot after boot into his lower
back. This is total domination!
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As his victim suffers
in the background, the Hood takes a few moments to show off his amazing body
yet again. He flexes his abs and bounces his biceps up and down like
pistons.
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A hammering blow to the spine keeps Borne
on his knees. Matt Borne loved to wear unusual furry boots that looked
like he had skinned a bear. They went very well with his hairy body
and thick beard.
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It is pretty
humiliating for a man to be beaten on his knees while his opponent stands
over him flexing and posing! Is this masked man here to wrestle or to
show off his body? Or both??
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The Hood slams the stud in the furry
boots on his back, then kneels over him in domination.
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Yet another hammering blow to Borne's
soft body leaves him dazed and confused, which may buy the Hood more time
to flex for us.
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Borne's soft belly offers no protection from
the Hood's crushing stomps. This level of domination, as he is so easily
beaten, must be degrading for the victim!
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The bearded hunk lays motionless at his master's
feet, his tight black speedo barely containing his beefy frame. How
much more punishment can his chubby body handle?
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The
Hood can't resist that hairy chest. He decides to lay down on his helpless
opponent for a little body contact.
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Borne is able to kick out,
throwing that hard body off his chest.
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Finally Borne is tired of
being destroyed by this masked man, so he applies an Atomic Drop, leaving
the villain on the mat rubbing his balls. Borne hurries over the to
corner to climb the ropes.
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Now Borne is the one standing in
domination over his muscular foe, proving that muscle-men don't always defeat
chubby weaker dudes.
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Matt Borne leaps off the ropes,
his patented finishing move, and crashes ass-first with all his weight onto
the opponent's chest. The Hood rolls around on the mat, gripping his
crushed ribs.
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As usual, Borne is able to survive the relentless
punishment and pull off a victory at the last second.
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Borne is looking hot
with sweat pouring down his hairy chest. Even with all his muscles,
the Hood was unable to tame this wild bear. The fans clap and cheer,
happy to see the regular guy victorious over the muscle-bound masked freak.
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The bearded stud flashes a handsome
smile as his arm is raised in victory. I wonder how many wrestling fans
miss the days when guys with bellies and body hair would climb in the ring
in a speedo and just wrestle.
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Actually Matt Borne is still wrestling
in Canada where, apparently, it is still legal for beefy real-men to wrestle
shirtless. Here he is in a 2004 match from Pro Wrestling Canada.
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Borne's opponent is a radical Arab you may also remember from
the 1980's: Gama Singh. Most of the Canadian fans want to see
this crazy terrorist whipped and punished, but there are many Arab fans in
the audience actually cheering for this villain!
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The match begins and
Borne immediately attacks Gama's eyes. The Arab fans are angered by
these dirty tactics and they begin to scream for blood.
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This is going to get violent! Borne, wrestling
shirtless in a pair of jeans, continues to scratch and claw at the Arab's
face, which has the Arab fans ready to riot.
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Gama Singh retaliates, ripping
Borne's belt off his waist to whip him. Leave it to a dirty, cheating
terrorist to use a leather belt as a weapon!
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Borne tries to
escape outside the ring, but Singh continues to whip his hairy body with that
belt. This cheating is getting out of control!
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The excited fans snap pictures as
the beefy warriors continue to brawl outside the ring.
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Now Singh has wrapped the
belt around his knuckles so he can punch Borne in the face, trying to split
him open. The Arab fans love this domination and punishment of beefy
Matt Borne.
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Oh no, I think Borne's
forehead is busted open, he is in huge trouble now. The vicious Arab
continues to target his face with repeated belt punches.
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Can't the ref control
this animal?! Now he is choking poor Borne on the ropes and chopping
his forehead to bust him open wider. Poor Matt Borne is getting too
old to be punished like this!
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Now this cheating is getting ridiculous!
The dirty terrorist traps Borne's wrists between the ropes, rendering
the man helpless for more torture.
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Borne struggles, kicking his legs, but
is unable to free his hands. Meanwhile Gama climbs slowly through the
ropes to attack his victim.
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OOOFFF!! Gama
Singh punches poor Borne in the soft belly, driving his fist into the man's
internal organs. Poor Borne can't protect himself with his hands trapped!
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Borne is wishing he had done more sit-ups,
because his big soft stomach is easily penetrated by Singh's relentless fists.
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At last the ref frees his hands,
but Borne is helpless now. The Arab continues to use his massive gut
as a punching bag.
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Singh follows up with another blow
to the forehead to keep that blood flowing. He doesn't want the fans
who get off on juicing to get bored.
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Oh no, please not a body slam out on the
floor! Singh scoops up the beefy veteran by the crotch.
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SMACK!! Borne's back is broken
as his massive body strikes the cold hard floor. The Arab fans laugh
and snap pictures of this humiliation, while the ref apparently takes a coffee
break.
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The Arab fans, and
plenty of the white fans, think this is funny, to see a proud veteran humiliated
and beaten, lieing injured at their feet. These people are sick. Check
out the dude in the front row with his hands over his crotch, so his blond
girlfriend won't notice his hard-on.
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Poor Borne is able to
pull himself to his feet, blood continuing to pour down his face as the fans
laugh at his suffering.
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Back in the ring, Gama Singh continues the
torture, now holding the ropes for leverage as he kneels on Borne's throat.
I guess the ref is still taking his coffee break, because this is illegal!
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Singh has no mercy on his opponent, just
like the terrorists have no mercy on their innocent victims. He tries
to behead Borne with an elbow to the neck.
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Singh slows down the
pace and applies a Rear Chinlock, very similar to the Chinlock used by the
Hood earlier.
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Borne's chubby body is on display as the
ref asks him if he is ready to submit to this fierce Arab. Singh continues
to work on his neck without mercy.
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These real-men may not be as
handsome or muscular or mobile as the pretty-boys currently in the WWE, but
they sure know how to deliver a hot old-school rasslin match with plenty
of exciting pain and suffering!
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Borne rests his beefy body on the
ropes, trying to catch his breath. But the Arab in the black speedo
is relentless, rushing over to attack his white play-thing yet again.
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Singh applies the Irish Whip, sending
the brawny victim hard into the corner buckles.
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One of Borne's biker pals
can't stand this relentless torture, so he enters the ring to rescue his
buddy from Singh's dirty attack. The ref calls for the bell and Borne
is disqualified for "Outside Interference."
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Borne takes the Walk
of Shame back to the locker room, beaten and humbled . A fan hands
him his belt so his big belly won't cause his jeans to fall down.
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The bloodthirsty Arabs still
want more. Singh picks up a cane for a weapon as he and his henchman
challenge Matt Borne to get back in the ring.
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But the big man has
had enough of these cruel Arabs. He continues toward the locker room
as sweat pours down his hairy chest and belly.
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The fierce Arabs have
used their brutal under-handed tactics to take over control of this federation.
Gama and his sexy younger brother Akam in the matching black trunks
will violently destroy any white dudes, and all the other wrestlers are afraid
to get in the ring with these terrorists.
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