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This tattooed young wrestler is named "C.M. Punk."  He is a wild brawler, a very talented grappler, and a rising star on the Independent Wrestling scene.

Tonight Punk is wrestling Austin Aries, an intense little hard-ass with unusual facial hair.  The belt is on the line, so both these studs will be pulling out all the stops. Hold onto your seats, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

Aries is not a huge guy, but he won Championship Belt, which is a huge accomplishment since Ring of Honor is probably the toughest Indy federation with the most talented studs.
The wrestlers meet in the center of the ring.  You can see that Austin Aries is giving up height and weight to the larger CM Punk.  Brave young Aries is still willing to get in the ring and battle no matter how big the competition. Their eyes lock together.

CM Punk's motto is "Better than you."  At this time, Punk is explaining to Austin Aries how he is more talented, stronger, and sexier, and plans to kick little Austin's ass and take his belt away. Aries refuses to back down.

A rule in "Ring of Honor" is that the wrestlers must shake hands before and after the match.  With their eyes riveted together and the air thick with sexual tension, these young hunks can't decide whether to shake, fight, or embrace.


Punk takes a moment to rest against the ropes, letting the fans get an eyeful of his smooth, tight body and unusual tattoos.  He looks like one of those kids from the ghetto or trailer park who is cursed by being born cute and blond, so he roughs up his look with some cheap tattoos and ratty facial hair.

The hunks lock up like bucks sparring for territory.  Punk must nearly get down on his knees to lower himself to Austin Aries' height!  Is this Midget Wrestling??
Punk embraces the smaller man and gives him a "reach around".  The match just started and he already has his hands in Austin's crotch!

They circle again like wolves, both men searching for a weakness in his opponent, a chance to take control and inflict some suffering.

Although he looks like a druggie, CM Punk says he is better than everyone else because he is clean and sober.  The tattoo on his belly says "Straight Edge" which he explained in an interview:

"Being Straight Edge means no drinking, no drugs and no promiscuous sex. It was a youth movement, subculture type deal. It was actually started on accident by a hardcore band called Minor Threat back in 1981. I can have fun without getting fucked up."

It's an unusual gimmick, to look like a white-trash partier but to pride yourself on a clean and sober life.  On his left shoulder you can see the Pepsi logo, which he put there when his friends were all getting beer logo tattoos.


They lock up and Punk takes the other stud down with a very nice Headscissor.  CM Punk blends the modern style of high-flying moves with some great classic holds down on the mat.  He really is great to watch in the ring!

Aries rolls onto his knees and Punk holds him in that humiliating bent-down position, forcing the smaller man to kneel in worship.

They rise to their feet and Punk slaps on a grinding Side Headlock, locking his fingers together and forcing Aries to bend over and show the fans his hard little ass.

Punk is really milking the hold, twisting the smaller dude's head around and showing off for the crowd.  Punk is like a bully on the playground who gets off on abusing some victim while all the other kids watch.
Sweat begins to shine on their bodies as Punk continues to dominate the young Champ.  Punk is sometimes called the "New Ironman of Wrestling" because he likes to wrestle one-hour matches.  He just can't get enough of the sweat and the grappling.

Punk whips Aries to the mat and lays down across his neck.  He grinds the cute dude's beard against his chest as sweat drips from his hair down onto his opponent's face.


Aries tries to break the stronger man's relentless grip.  He is starting to feel humiliated, easily over-powered and thrown around the ring like a sack of garbage by Punk.

Punk picks up his boy-toy and Suplexes him onto the ring floor to jar his spine a bit.  Punk knows all the cool old moves!
Just like Ric Flair, CM Punk bounces off the ropes and drops a big, cocky knee on his fallen opponent's face.  WHOOO!!  This kid loves the old school style!

Bracing Austin's neck against his boot, Punk tries to rip his head off his shoulders.  The ref checks if this painful Chinlock is an illegal choke, while Punk flexes his muscles and ups the pressure.


Punk takes a moment to catch his breath, watching his opponent suffer on the mat.  Sweat pours down his torso in rivers and splashes onto his yellow trunks.  This stud sure knows how to play to the camera, to keep the fans interested and excited!

Before Aries can rise to his feet, Punk slaps on a good old-fashioned Shoulder Claw, paralyzing the smaller dude like he is a Von Erich, or the Baron, or a Black Jack.

Once again, Punk hoists Aries into a Suplex position, this time depositing the little stud on the ring apron.  He follows up with a big Elbow to knock Aries to the floor.  This match is getting a bit rough and Aries is in trouble!


The fans erupt into cheers as Punk dives through the ropes like a missle and slams his shoulder into Austin's face.  This kid can do it all!

But Aries ducked and allowed Punk's head to crash into the fence at ringside!  Now poor CM Punk is dazed, sprawled out on the cold cement floor, exposes in his tight yellow trunks.

CRACK!!!  The redneck fans laugh as poor Punk is kicked square in the face like a soccer ball.  These horny losers at ringside just wish they were half as talented as CM Punk!

Aries is getting cocky now that he is in control.  He yanks Punk to his feet with two handfuls of hair and throws him back in the ring for more punishment.

This little hunk didn't become World's Champion by playing gentle with his opponents.  He has an intense look burning in his eyes and will do whatever it takes to win.

Aries braces his knee in CM Punk's spine and shows him how it feels to suffer in a Chinlock as he stretches back the neck.  Come on, Punk, break free and whip this cocky little dude's ass!

The fans begin to cheer for CM Punk to escape and unleash some more of his old-school violence on his opponent.  Aries warns the fans to shut up.


A whip to the ropes and huge Clothesline has CM Punk back in control where he belongs.  The excited fans cheer with delight because they want to watch Aries suffer.
Punk is happy to be back in the saddle, ready to finish off this bold young Champ.  He gives Aries a neck-wrenching Stunner similar to Stone Cold Steve Austin's deadly finishing move.



Punk follows up with some rough stuff:  a big forearm to Austin's jaw and a huge running Clothesline.

Another huge elbow has Austin Aries dazed and helpless on the mat.  CM Punk has pulled out all the stops.  He wants to win that Championship belt and he does not care how badly he hurts young Austin Aries!

With sweat glistening all over his body, Punk waits for poor Austin to rise to his feet so he can knock him on his ass again.

A huge Back Body-Drop sends Austin's rock-hard little body sailing across the ring.  The fans came to watch Punk punish cute little Austin Aries, and they are sure getting their money's worth tonight!

Punk stops Aries from kicking him in the balls, and follows up with a stunning elbow to his neck.  This is no longer a Wrestling match, this is an old-fashioned ass-whipping!



Returning to the old-school tactics that he loves so much, Punk breaks Aries across his knee.  He stretches out that hard little body, putting Aries on display for the horny fans.  CM Punk is a Wrestling God!
The wrestlers are back on their feet.  Punk twists poor Austin's arm out of the socket, then delivers a deadly Heel Kick.  I think Punk could pin this jobber any time he wants, but he enjoys toying with the cute little guy!


Now punk is getting cocky, celebrating with his ass in the other man's face, as poor Austin is bent over trying to catch his breath.

Aries tries to surprise Punk by climbing the corner ropes.  Punk is too quick to fall for that old trick!  He catches the cute dude and hurls him across the ring. How much more abuse can Austin Aries take??

The fans erupt in wild scream as Punk signals that he is ready to destroy Aries with his devastating finishing move: The Pepsi Plunge.  


Punk's black briefs are peeking out of his yellow trunks as he again deposits his boy on the corner buckles, then locks his thighs around Austin's head in this unusual Standing Headscissor position.



CRUNCH!!  The fans roar as Punk jumps back off the ropes and falls to his knees, ramming the victim's forehead into the mat!  Poor Aries is hurt!
At last, Punk pins the helpless man in this unusual Cross Body position, lifing a leg so Aries can't kick out.  The loser whispers in his master's ear, admitting defeat and telling Punk what a tough stud he is.


Punk is amazed that he has defeated Aries and won the Ring of Honor Championship Belt at last.  You can tell this stud is very proud to be the winner.
Aries willingly hands the belt over to the new Champ, who is beside himself with joy.  All the dudes at ringside clap and cheer for the hunk, except for one cute dude standing in the first row in a gray jacket, who must prefer watching hard-body Austin Aries win.

You can tell this was a rowdy, hard-fought battle because Punk's yellow trunks are pushed up to reveal his black underwear, and Austin's square-cuts are pushed down below his hips, reveling black and blue under-gear.

As required in Ring of Honor, the men shake hands to show their mutual respect and sportsmanship.  Aries humbly congratulates the new champ.

With their eyes riveted together yet again, the passion and exitement of the moment overwhelms them.  Soon the young athletes are locked in a tight dick-to-dick embrace, their sweaty bodies pressed together as they hug.



If you couldn't tell that Punk is into his hard little opponent during the match, you can sure tell it now!  The embrace continues as both men refuse to pull away, loving the feeling of another hot, hard chest against his own.

It is nice to see that two men who were locked in heated battle can now embrace as friends.  These hotties will have to continue this action back in the locker room, or the fans will wonder why they continue to hug after several minutes in each other's arms already.  

Aries shows respect for the new Big Man on Campus, raising his arm in victory and pointing to him as his master. Punk proudly raises his belt as the fans clap in respect.
The fans want to snap photos of CM Punk celebrating in victory.  He stands and kneels in several hot poses, allowing them to get plenty of pictures of his sweaty body and hair, his tight yelly trunks, his shiny gold belt.

Oh no, why is this hard-ass, "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels, coming out to the ring?  He has never liked CM Punk and doesn't think Punk deserves to wear the Belt.

The exhausted warrior watches his enemy approach the ring.  Although he battled Austin Aries nearly to the time limit, he is not going to back down to this new challenger.

Daniels enters the ring and stands face-to-face with the sweaty new Champ.  They are inches apart, the bulges growing in their tight trunks as Daniels threatens and insults CM Punk, who refuses to back away.  I think Punk enjoys these hot stare-downs, since he gets chest-to-chest with nearly every opponent he wrestles.



Do these men hate eachother or love eachother?  They look about ready to kiss as they stand inches apart taking in the other man's heat and smell.
Daniels attacks with some ruthless punches and slaps, totally humiliating the new Champ.  No matter what you accomplish in life, it seems like there is always some Big Swinging Dick who wants to beat you down and steal your thunder!

This really isn't fair, since Punk is already exhausted from his long battle with Aries.  Now he must defend himself against this brutal, unscheduled assault.  Why can't Daniels just leave this kid alone and let him celebrate in peace!?

Daniels is not done torturing the young Champ yet!  He scoops Punk up and slams his spine on the metal Belt.  How do you like your shiny new Belt now, Punk??

Daniels climbs the ropes and attempts to Back-Flip down on young CM Punk to crush him, but the Champ rolls out of the ring to safety, clutching his belt in his arms.


Punk is clearly intimidated and frightened by the bad-ass in the ring, but he lives to fight another day.  He looks so vulnerable wearing just those tight yellow trunks so the fans can see every tattoo on his naked torso!

Daniels still wants a piece of young Punk, challenging him to get back in the ring.  Punk is clearly afraid as he backs away to the dressing room, embracing his Belt to his chest like he was embracing young Austin Aries a few minutes ago.  The feud between these hunks is clearly not settled, so stay tuned Wrestling Fans!