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Houston, We Have a Problem


One of the most sadistic, most ruthless bad-asses of the 1980's, and possibly of all time, was Arn Anderson. Wrestlers would be afraid, and fans would be excited, whenever this hairy-chested daddy strode to the ring to dish out another whipping.

One of the cutest, friendliest, most eager young rookies of the 1980's was Sam Houston, a tall drink of water from Texas.  This cowboy didn't have much in muscles, and he always played by the rules which can be a disadvantage in the pro ring, but he sure had a lot of heart and came back for more after every beating he suffered!
When big Arn Anderson finally got his chance to wrestle the young cowboy, he wasted no time in taking control of the match.  Here he grabs the surprised kid's hair to hold him steady for a stunning Elbow Smash.
CRACK!! This is such a mis-match, throwing a beefy veteran like Anderson in the ring with a lean rookie like Houston.  Yet one-sided matches were popular in the 1980's because the fans loved to watch public beatings.
Sam collapses to the mat, dazed and confused.  Arn pounces on him like a hungry beast, rubbing his cute face on the rough seam in the canvas.  OUCH!!
Arn kneels over his prey, watching the kid slowly recover from the early punishment.  Like every great heel, Arn loves to take his time with cute jobbers like this, savoring every moment of domination and aggression.

Before the rookie can recover, Arn drops a knee to his forehead to further stun him.  He learned this brutal move from his pal, Ric Flair.  WHOOOOO!!!
Again the jobber squirms around on the mat, kicking his long legs.  Arn kneels over him, patiently waiting until the kid is ready to suffer some more.  Arn is in no hurry to finish off his cute victim today.

 
Arn scoops up his young opponent with two handfuls of that tight red speedo, and drops the kid's throat on the top rope, trying to behead him!  They just don't show jobber-beatings like this on Pro Wrestling any more, and that is a huge shame!!



Arn lays on one elbow, catching his breath and stroking his cock through his black speedo.  Sam lays twitching and dazed as the fans cheer for him to get up so they can witness some more punishment.
The promoter told Arn to "show young Houston the ropes," so he does, literally.  He grinds the stud's cheek and eye across the top rope strand.
The beefy daddy grips his boy's hair and looks into the camera, warning the horny fans at home that they will suffer similar punishment if they ever dare to step into his ring. The ref counts, but Arn ignores him.
The helpless kid collapses in the ropes like a ragdoll as his master stands over him in domination.  Arn presses his man-belly and bulging crotch against Houston's beaten body.

Again Arn lifts his play-toy up for a free ride, now slamming him on his back and knocking all the wind out of his lungs.  Nobody dominates a jobber better than Arn, who kneels and stares at the crowd in a cocky pose.

Arn again pauses and lets the fans enjoy this image of a masculine, hairy daddy kneeling over his beaten boy-toy.  Then he slowly covers the helpless jobber with his thick, hairy belly, laying across him slowly like a lover.
 
The ref counts to three as the young lad twitches under his master.  This was complete humiliation, young Houston never had a chance.

The man in black stands in victory as the ref raises his arm and the fans check out his beefy build.  Arn sure enjoyed this match and would love to wrestle young Houston again.
Even though he was humiliated in his encounter with Arn Anderson, Houston is a brave young cowboy.  He is willing to strip down and take a beating again and again from any wrestler, no matter how big or vicious.  No heel has been able to wipe that cute smile off this kid's face!
Arn begged the promoter for weeks to let him lock up with cute Sam Houston again.  The promoter knows that the fans can't get enough of seeing young jobbers abused by stronger veterans, so he agreed to give Arn another opportunity to make Houston groan in pain.

The ref at ringside can't resist a long, hard look at the bulge in Arn's sexy white trunks.  Although Arn isn't the largest wrestler in the world, his trunks have a way of cradling his package just right.

Houston wore his trade-mark red trunks with the white stripe down the side, and his cowboy boots.  The lean young cowboy and the beefy, hairy killer circle each other as the bell rings.

Houston is determined to make a better showing this time.  He grips Arn in a grinding side-headlock and the fans cheer for the young lion.
The camera zooms in on the determined expression on his face as he grits his teeth and applies extra pressure.  Meanwhile, Arn is plotting his revenge on this young show-off.


A handful of the kid's long hair allows Arn to snap his neck back and escape the Headlock. Arn is so ruthless and sneaky in the ring, the poor rookie doesn't have a chance against him!

Now the daddy teaches the son how to apply a real Side-Headlock.  Houston respectfully runs his hands over the stronger man's back, ass, and hairy belly, feeling the power in his stocky body.

Arn drops the kid to the mat, and Houston kneels in worship before his king, on his hands and knees like a dog as Arn slowly walks around to hurt him some more.

Anderson's favorite hobby is torturing another man's left arm.  He knows dozens of ways to punish an arm without fully breaking it, to keep a man howling in pain until Arn is ready to finish him off.

Poor Houston's wrist is taped from an injury he suffered in an earlier match.  This is like waving a red flag in front of an angry bull, as Arn bends the injured wrist around his hamstring muscle.
The rookie grips his wrist and groans in pain, as Arn locks his boot against Houston's ear and straightens his leg to twist the poor dude's wrist.  This is terrible, the fans are in a wild rage now, almost unable to control themselves.
Arn yanks the wrist and the kid begins violently kicking his boots.  Either he is one of the greatest actors in the world, or sadistic Arn Anderson has just re-broken his wrist!

The hairy daddy picks up his boy-toy and hugs him chest to chest for several minutes, locking his left arm behind his back.  The exhausted rookie eagerly embraces the more powerful veteran like a scared child being rescued from a burning building.

Anderson scoops him up by the crotch and Body-Slams him on his arm.  When Houston stretches his injured arm out on the mat, Anderson drops a knee on it.  He must want to break this kid's arm!


They join hands, interlacing their fingers, as Arn debates how he wants to torture the eager young rookie now.  Hasn't this young wrestler suffered enough agony already??
Arn holds the other man's hand dangerously close to his bulging crotch as he prepares for the next arm lock.  Why did this kid agree to climb in the ring with a sadistic killer who hurt him so badly the last time they wrestled??

Now the beefy stud kneels down, twisting the kid's injured arm behind his boot.  He allows Houston to feel his hairy chest and play with his nipple as he twists the wrist in circles.

The kid can't handle much more punishment like this!  Arn hammers his arm behind his back and drops a knee on the tricep muscle, grinding it in.

The beefy stud lays in a Hammer Lock and stares boldly into the camera, again challenging the angry fans at home. He seems to be asking the fans if they want him to hurt this poor kid, and we all know the answer.
Meanwhile, smooth young Houston is in great pain, flexing his muscles and tearing out his hair as Anderson tries to rip his shoulder out of joint.  The camera zooms in on this pathetic suffering, also for the enjoyment of the fans at home.

Sweat glistens on the bad man's back as he continues to work over his victim's arm.  Other wrestlers have called themselves the "Man of 1,000 Holds", but Arn is the "Man of 1,000 Armlocks."
This bearded hunk has such a sadistic look in his eye.  You can tell that he gets off on hurting other men, so it is dangerous for anyone to get in the ring with him. Sam Houston is either very brave or very foolish.
Arn straightens his jobber's arm and peels Houston off the mat so he can punish him in yet another armlock variation.  Meanwhile, this jobber looks ready to quit wrestling, possibly forever.

Now Anderson twists the kid's arm in circles and yanks it out of the socket, leading his pet around the ring like a dog on a leash.
The ref encourages the lean cowboy to get up and fight, to teach this bully a lesson.  But Arn's power and cocky confidence are too much for the kid.  He is destroyed and humiliated, unable to resist Arn's repeated attacks.

At last Anderson takes the kid down to the mat and covers him chest to chest to put him out of his misery.  The ref counts to three as Houston willingly accepts his defeat by the stronger heel.
Once again Anderson stands in cocky victory over the beaten cowboy, allowing the fans to snap pictures of his brawny body.  Houston rolls around at his feet, hoping his arm is not injured as badly as it feels.