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Ride 'em Cowboy!



One of the most popular ways to break an opponent's balls in the pro ring is to drop him, crotch first, on the top rope, forcing him to ride the ropes like a bucking bronco.
Nunzio, the full-blooded Italian, has climbed to the top buckle to dive onto his opponent.  The would-be victim rushes over to shake the ropes.

CRUNCH!!

Poor Nunzio's feet slip off the buckle, and he falls onto the chain that connects the buckle to the post, totally racking his love-pouch.

Wow, this Nunzio sure can sell a move, or he actually did bust his balls!  His face stretches into that expression of shock and agony that forms on all dudes' faces when struck in the crotch region.

Crossing their legs, all the men in the audience sympathize with this poor guy's pain.  Didn't his momma ever warn him that your face can get stuck like that?!?


I'm not exactly sure what is happening in this photo.  The big guy straddles the middle rope while the cute goateed guy places his hand under his balls. Are they opponents or partners?  It looks like they were caught in the act.
These two wrestlers, Sonny Siaki in white pants and his opponent in black, are grappling on the top rope.  Boys, this is a very dangerous place to play.

AAAIIYYYEEEEE!!!!

Sonny slips off the rope and lands balls-first on the top rope, like a skate-boarder who tried to ride down a railing but fell off his board.

His impact shook the ropes, causing the other wrestler to fall as well, racking his nut-sack on the turnbuckle chain. I guess they are having a two-for-one sale on crushed nuts.

Sonny falls to the mat in agony and humiliation, gripping his throbbing package.  The opponent continues to straddle the top turnbuckle, trying to catch his breath.


How many remember this muscular Indie hunk, Vic Capri?  He used to wrestle around the Chicago area a few years back until he was injured.  He was so hot, that everyone wanted to wrestle him and hurt him.

Vic's trunks offer little protection as some brute drops his nuts on the top turn-buckle.  The way the hunk is gripping that chain, it almost looks like he is stroking himself.
Another young hottie is driven into the corner buckles, this time upside down with his legs draped over the ropes. Judging from the look on his face, he struck that top turn-buckle in the worst possible place.


The fence around ringside are to split the fans from the ring.  Some vicious wrestlers also use the fence to split their opponent's testicles.  This kid in purple has the same horrified facial expression as Nunzio, see above!

Here is a goateed stud in blue gear, riding on that railing as his cruel opponent slams forearms into his upper back.  I wonder how the wrestlers perform moves like this without seriously injuring themselves permanently!

Maybe they should use strings or sheets of fabric as the fence around ringside.  Someone is going to bust a nut from landing on these hard metal fences!
When this hottie in red tried to climb over the cage, the studs in America's Most Wanted grabbed his boots and pulled his balls down onto the top bar.  Now they hold his ankles, forcing his crotch tighter and tighter into the bar.

Damn, America's Most Wanted are usually good guys, but they were very cruel to this poor stud.  He is in agony on that top bar!  Oh well, he is a cocky Canadian, so he should be used to Americans kicking his ass.


This young man in the black singlet is T.J. Harley, a young lion on the Indie scene.  Here he puts some masked man in a Headlock.  How can the masked man see, let alone breath, with no eye-holes or mouth-hole in his mask?

Even with that mask totally covering his eyes, the masked villain is able to scoop up young TJ and drop his crotch on the top rope to escape the grinding Headlock.

Oh no, poor TJ is bounced up and down on that rope like he is riding on a Teeter-Totter.  Every motion causes the rope to dig deeper into his scrotum.

Poor TJ can't seem to climb off the ropes.  Maybe he likes the feeling of a rope cranked tightly against his nuts.  Maybe he is in too much pain to move right now.

Those short ankle-boots are pretty sexy looking.  But he better lift his gonads off that rope before they are permanently damaged.

OOOFFF!!!


The evil masked man gives TJ some help climbing off that rope, with a gut-busting Drop-kick to the body.  TJ falls helplessly over the ropes to the floor.

This kid is having a bad day.  He rolls around on the cold floor at the fans' feet, clutching his lower belly with his singlet riding up into his crotch.  Is he sure he wants to become a pro wrestler??