Gallery 579
Ride 'em Cowboy!
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One of the most popular ways to break an
opponent's balls in the pro ring is to drop him, crotch first, on the top
rope, forcing him to ride the ropes like a bucking bronco.
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Nunzio, the full-blooded Italian, has climbed to the top
buckle to dive onto his opponent. The would-be victim rushes over to
shake the ropes.
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CRUNCH!!
Poor Nunzio's feet slip off the buckle, and he falls onto the chain that
connects the buckle to the post, totally racking his love-pouch.
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Wow, this Nunzio sure can
sell a move, or he actually did bust his balls! His face stretches
into that expression of shock and agony that forms on all dudes' faces when
struck in the crotch region.
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Crossing their
legs, all the men in the audience sympathize with this poor guy's pain. Didn't
his momma ever warn him that your face can get stuck like that?!?
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I'm not exactly sure what is
happening in this photo. The big guy straddles the middle rope while
the cute goateed guy places his hand under his balls. Are they opponents
or partners? It looks like they were caught in the act.
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These two wrestlers, Sonny Siaki in white
pants and his opponent in black, are grappling on the top rope. Boys,
this is a very dangerous place to play.
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AAAIIYYYEEEEE!!!!
Sonny slips off the rope and lands balls-first on the top rope, like a skate-boarder
who tried to ride down a railing but fell off his board.
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His impact shook the ropes, causing
the other wrestler to fall as well, racking his nut-sack on the turnbuckle
chain. I guess they are having a two-for-one sale on crushed nuts.
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Sonny falls to the mat in
agony and humiliation, gripping his throbbing package. The opponent
continues to straddle the top turnbuckle, trying to catch his breath.
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How many remember this muscular Indie hunk,
Vic Capri? He used to wrestle around the Chicago area a few years back
until he was injured. He was so hot, that everyone wanted to wrestle
him and hurt him.
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Vic's trunks offer
little protection as some brute drops his nuts on the top turn-buckle. The
way the hunk is gripping that chain, it almost looks like he is stroking
himself.
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Another young hottie is
driven into the corner buckles, this time upside down with his legs draped
over the ropes. Judging from the look on his face, he struck that top turn-buckle
in the worst possible place.
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The fence around
ringside are to split the fans from the ring. Some vicious wrestlers
also use the fence to split their opponent's testicles. This kid in
purple has the same horrified facial expression as Nunzio, see above!
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Here is a goateed stud in blue gear,
riding on that railing as his cruel opponent slams forearms into his upper
back. I wonder how the wrestlers perform moves like this without seriously
injuring themselves permanently!
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Maybe they should use strings or sheets
of fabric as the fence around ringside. Someone is going to bust a
nut from landing on these hard metal fences!
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When this hottie in red tried to climb over the cage, the
studs in America's Most Wanted grabbed his boots and pulled his balls down
onto the top bar. Now they hold his ankles, forcing his crotch tighter
and tighter into the bar.
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Damn, America's Most Wanted are usually good guys, but they
were very cruel to this poor stud. He is in agony on that top bar!
Oh well, he is a cocky Canadian, so he should be used to Americans
kicking his ass.
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This young
man in the black singlet is T.J. Harley, a young lion on the Indie scene.
Here he puts some masked man in a Headlock. How can the masked
man see, let alone breath, with no eye-holes or mouth-hole in his mask?
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Even with that mask totally covering
his eyes, the masked villain is able to scoop up young TJ and drop his crotch
on the top rope to escape the grinding Headlock.
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Oh no, poor TJ
is bounced up and down on that rope like he is riding on a Teeter-Totter.
Every motion causes the rope to dig deeper into his scrotum.
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Poor TJ can't seem to climb off the
ropes. Maybe he likes the feeling of a rope cranked tightly against
his nuts. Maybe he is in too much pain to move right now.
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Those short ankle-boots are pretty sexy looking. But
he better lift his gonads off that rope before they are permanently damaged.
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OOOFFF!!!
The evil masked man gives TJ some help climbing off that rope, with a gut-busting
Drop-kick to the body. TJ falls helplessly over the ropes to the floor.
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This
kid is having a bad day. He rolls around on the cold floor at the fans'
feet, clutching his lower belly with his singlet riding up into his crotch.
Is he sure he wants to become a pro wrestler??
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