Gallery 573 Pole to Pole "Hey London, slide over this way, I want to introduce you to the steel ring post!" "Yeah, bust his nuts on the corner post while I kick him in the face!  Now I can easily pin this wimp." "Oh god, I'm hurt!  You bastards broke my nuts, why did you do that to me??" "This cocky punk has been strutting around in his tight trunks for months, showing off his huge, low-hanging balls.  Let's teach him some humility by crushing those huge lemons!" "I'm hanging all my weight on this big stud's ankles and he still hasn't cried Uncle.  Grab my shoulders and pull back for a little more pressure.  Damn, he must have balls of steel!" CRUNCH! "How does that feel, having your balls busted against the steel post?  You look like you are enjoying that position.  Do you like having a big pole between your thighs??" "OW OW OW OW!  Come on, ref, do something about this fucker!  Didn't you see him jerk my crotch on the corner post!  He's cheatin here!" "I told you, I am the only wrestler who can wear black and blue gear.  Now I'm going to force you to hump that post until you promise to go buy another outfit!" "HEY, get your ass back in the ring!  And quit tieing the other man's legs in knots around the ring-post!" "Leave me alone ref, this is my patented new leglock: I call it the Nut-Vice!!" "Do you want to submit now, or do you want me to start pulling your ankles to bust up your nuts?" "Go fuck yourself, you cheating bastard!  Why don't you climb back in the ring and fight like a man?" "You had your chance, pretty boy!  Now I'm gonna grind your balls into powder!!" "AH!  AHHH!!  I submit!  I SUBMIT!!" From BG East, Mike Columbo vs. Jimmy Diamond, Demolition 6 "I'm not finished with you boy.  Now let me show you my Figure Four variation with your legs wrapped around the corner post!" "You are too ugly and stupid to reproduce.  I will be doing society a favor by crushing your balls into dust now, before you've had a chance to knock someone up!" "Hey Martinez, maybe you animals fight dirty south of the border, but around here, we don't bust balls like this!  Now get your wet-back ass in the ring and fight fair before I count to five!" "I heard there is an opening in the choir for someone who sings Soprano.  I'll help you hit the high notes by sliding your nuts into that ring post!" "Luger, you may be buff and muscular, but no man, no matter how huge, can survive having his manhood slammed into a steel ring post.  Get ready to scream for mercy like the bitch you are." "OUCH!  Damn, I knew I shoulda wore my cup tonight!  Now I won't be able to pop a boner for at least a week" "AHHH!! Ow ow ow! Take it easy Stryker!  That's some ice-cold steel you are pulling my balls against.  Talk about shrinkage!!" "HEY STRYKER!  Quit cheating, you dirty bastard!  That's the Phenomenal A.J. Styles who you just nut-busted on the ring post! You can't do that to him in my ring." "OK partner, don't stop pulling until you hear a crunching sound followed by some screams." "Thanks for givin me a hand, bud!  I can probably finish him off now! Or do you want to stick around and help me think up some other ways to torture this pretty-boy?" "Hey rookie, spread your legs open, I want you to meet a friend of mine who I call the Postman." "Yeah, that's right boy, hump that post like it's your lover. The fans get off on action like that.  You are gonna make it in this business after all!" "OUCH, I think you broke something here!  Seriously I feel something is cracked and it ain't this metal post." "Damn my nuts are busted up.  Why didn't I go into Accounting like my momma told me to?" "OK, you steer left, and I'll steer right, and we can't miss!  We're gonna split this painted freak like firewood on that hard post!"