Gallery 544 A Rude Awakening Ouch, nice body!  Let's pay homage to Rick Rude, that hard-bodied hunk who believed he was the sexiest man in wrestling (and he was probably right!) Rude loved showing off his ripped body for the fans, gyrating his hips and flexing his abs as sweat and oil poured down his chiseled physique in rivers. Wow, that body is really incredible!  Rude really is "twisted steel and sex appeal", allowing the camera to run up and down his physique as he continues to flex and grind his hips.  I wonder how many fans are throwing wood. Rude continues to sexually grind his hips as he prepares beefy Lanny Poffo for his famous finishing move, the "Rude Awakening."  Rude loves to hurt the chubby out-of- shape guys! With Poffo's neck bent over his hard shoulder, sexy Rude continues to bump and grind, flashing a hard bicep to drive his horny fans wild with his masculine power. CRACK!   Rude falls to the mat, contorting Poffo's soft body over his shoulder.  The impact from his fall jars Poffo's twisted neck and spine. The Master easily pins his dazed, helpless boy toy, reclining on his soft body like a piece of furniture.   Wow, is that shredded body for real??  The stud celebrates by flexing for the fans so they can see "What a real man is supposed to look like." It sure would be fun to climb in the ring with that. This blond jobber, Bill Woods, thinks he is Tarzan with his wild hair and tiger-striped speedo.  He is a fairly sexy dude, but still does not compare to the great Rick Rude. Yes, this hunk is buff, and in some groups, he is treated as the Alpha Male. But he is in Rick Rude's presence now, so he is in for a rude awakening.  What a great looking jobber. Sure enough, Mr. Rude easily over-powers the jungle boy and twists his head around to position the back of his head against Rude's shoulder. Nice body on this tan Tarzan.  Too bad the stud is about to be whiplashed into helpless submission. He obediently leans against his Master's shoulder, waiting for his punsihment. Like a tree falling in the woods, Rude crashes to the mat, nearly snapping Tarzan's head off. Rude lays his chin on his victim's cheek in an interesting, cocky pin.  This move is called the "Rude Awakening" but it doesn't awaken the victim, it knocks him out cold! This soft-bellied jobber, Chris Sullivan, does not even belong in the ring with a ripped hard-ass like Rude.  This whole match has been a humiliating beating for the jobber boy in the tight speedo. For some reason the fans seem to enjoy seeing guys like Sullivan, in the skimpiest possible gear, being whipped and destroyed.  Rude kicks up his heels to bust this wimp's neck across his shoulder. Going down!   Sullivan's vertebrae absorb the impact of Rude's body slamming the mat, as Rude holds his head in place across the shoulder. This dude is hurt, twitching on the mat like a beached whale.  They might as well bring a stretcher to the ring, as they do for so many of Rude's soft opponents. Wow, Rude mounts his boy like a horny dog and presses his crotch, barely covered by those thin tights, against the man's body. The victor stares angrily at some horny fans who get off on trying to rile him up.  You do not want to piss off a man with a body like that! Rick Rude points directly at the obnoxious fans and threatens to hurt them.  I'm sure these loud-mouths will be thinking about this moment for many nights to come (pun intended). You fans of beefy real men in pro gear, and I know there are plenty of you out there, will enjoy these pics of Dusty Wolfe, his belly and trunks both sporting a nice big bulge.  Rude treated chubby dude's like this with the utmost hatred and disgust. After injuring yet another wimp with his deadly Rude Awakening, Rude reminds the fans why he is nearly always victorious.  Although the fans are booing and jeering in jealous anger, they also worship this hottie and know they are very lucky to be able to watch his hunk wrestle and flex. Rude would first knock out his male opponent, like this chubby blond Danny Deese.  Then he would select a woman from the audience and put her to sleep by kissing her.  Either way, he dominated both males and females with his power. This fat weakling deserves to be broken across Rude's hard shoulder just for being so soft. Rude's body represents masculine perfection compared to this chubby wimp's body. The fat blond bounces up after Rude cracks him on the mat.  He is out cold I believe.  If this were a cartoon, birds and stars would be rotating around his head. Rude pins his fat victim in a very cocky two-handed pose, not honoring the tub-of-lard with a chest-to-chest cover pin.  Do I detect a bulge growing in the beaten man's black trunks? Sometimes Rude would give the fans a treat by growing out that manly chest hair to emphasize his sex appeal.  He stands over the stunned blond in victory, allowing rivers of sweat to roll down his hairy chest. What a manly stud, oozing sexuality and cockiness as he strides back to the locker room for a massage. Damn, does anyone else really miss the 1980's?? A stud wearing white gear is on display as Rude rotates him.  The beefy jobber patiently allows the stronger man to control him.  Rude twists his head into position like a chiropractor gently but persistently adjusting his patient's spine. Damn, Rude is going to hurt this hunk if he bends his neck that far back, then crashes down to the mat, twisting his spine around like a question mark! CRUNCH!  After delivering the death-blow, the beefy jobber lies twitching on the mat, moaning in pain.  Yet another chubby wimp learns that ripped, muscular guys are the superior bosses and kings in this world. Rude leans on the nearly-naked victim with one elbow, in a very arrogant pin.  He positions his arm-pit over the jobber's mouth and nose. "If you want to wrestle with me, bring it on.  You can see I enjoy embarrassing out-of-shape guys like you, so get in the ring and lock up with me if you dare!" Wow, Jim Powers looks almost as sexy as Rude, with his tight red speedo and the oil glistening on his chest muscles.  The fans howl excitedly when they see the helpless stud bent into Rude's famous position.  Are they screaming for young Powers to escape, or for Rude to go ahead and injure the kid?? SNAP!!  Rude breaks the muscular kid like he has broken so many hotties before.  Powers flops around like a fish in the cooler. Again Rude leans casually across his stunned opponent, like he is reclining on a sofa.  Poor Powers is forced to inhale the sweaty hunk's masculine scent. A slight grin forms on Powers' face as he gulps down deep breaths, his face beneath Rude's hard pec and bicep.  Powers doesn't seem to mind this degrading pinning position. MMMM.  Here is another picture of Rude after he embraced his masculine side and allowed that chest fur to grow out of control like a bed of weeds.   The camera zooms in on that thick forest, the ultimate sign of manliness.  Wrestling fans all over the world are dreaming of running their fingers through Rude's hair. Cute young Ricky Nelson is Rude's next victim.  Nelson does not resist as his daddy bends his head around to lock on the Rude Awakening. They stand ass-to-ass for several seconds, giving the outraged fans a chance to scream for their cute hero, begging Rude not to injure this poor stud. Rude ignores the fans' pleas for mercy and kicks out his legs, sending his hard body crashing to the mat with Nelson's neck twisted across his shoulder. In a very erotic pose of domination, Rude places his elbow on Nelson's crotch and blows kisses to the angry, horny wrestling fans. Damn, nobody can flirt with the camera like Rude could! Part of Rude's appeal was these very interesting pins where he would sexually dominate the other man.  With his elbow pinning down Nelson's cock, Rude calmly waits for the ref to finish counting. Rude wins again, flexing in victory over his destroyed opponent.  Clearly no mortal man can withstand this devastating Rude Awakening move!  This muscle-god is unbeatable. That's the end of the Rude Awakening pictures, but I will finish out the page with some additional images of Rude's ultra-hot physique.  If you aren't in to sexy muscle-studs strutting around and flexing shirtless in the ring, then just ignore the rest of this gallery.