Gallery 839
Hulk-a-Manga
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Hulk Hogan was a huge star
in the USA, but he was nearly worshipped as a god in Japan! They
even created a series of exciting, violent "Manga" comic books depicting
Hogan dominating the world of pro wrestling.
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Someone sent me a few of these
interesting comic books, so lets take a look at the Japanese fans' obsession
with this big blond American brute.
Here is Hogan destroying a series of opponents with his deadly Clothesline.
The artwork is surprisingly crisp, the action and violence designed
to enthrall the reader.
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The cartoonist draws Hogan
as a Viking God, his blond hair flowing over his shoulders, his giant muscles
bursting out of his bulging trunks. He really does look like the "Ultimate
Male" in this artwork.
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To get the readers warmed
up, Hogan first locks up with Olympic strong man Ken Patera. Patera
is sporting his usual butcher-style singlet, while Hogan is shirtless in
his white trunks.
Which American muscle-man will prove to be the Alpha Male?
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The artist provides some sexual
tension as the two men stare into each other's eyes with ferocity, their
mouths just inches apart. The bell sounds and they join hands, interlacing
their fingers for a tight grip.
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Hogan and Patera engage in
a "Test of Strength", their muscles flexing as they struggle for domination.
I wonder how many readers of this comic book fell in love with Pro
Wrestling after viewing these intense images of male combat...
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Sweat is pouring down the weaker
man's body as Hogan over-powers him. Clearly Hulk is the dominant stud,
deserving of worship by the Japanese readers.
Patera hooks his boot on the bottom rope to force a break.
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The ref tries to break them
apart, struggling to separate the wrestlers' huge hands which are as big
as his head.
Patera takes advantage of Hogan's clean break by jacking him in the jaw
and knocking him silly.
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I wish I could read their trash
talk. I'll bet their comments are written to get the reader stirred up. If
anyone out there can translate Japanese, help us out here...
Patera embraces Hogan in a breath-taking Bearhug, trying to squeeze him
into submission.
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Sweat begins to pour down their
muscular bodies as the two He-Men grind against each other and struggle for
control. I've heard Manga comics can be erotic, but damn!
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Hulk flexes his muscles to
break his bonds, then slaps on a bearhug of his own. He again proves
to be the stronger man.
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Wow, this is getting good!
In a beautiful full-page drawing, Hogan crushes the weaker man in his deadly
embrace, their faces contorted in a climax of male aggression.
How many readers folded down the corner of this page so they could easily
flip back to it again later?
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Patera
collapses in Hogan's arms, unable to handle the stronger man's Bearhug. His
massive body coated in rivers of sweat, Hogan's thick arm is raised to show
he is the winner.
Whew, I need a cigarette...
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Up in the ring, in a position
of domination, Hogan resembles some Greek statue of Victory. The fans
praise their hero with his golden locks blowing in the wind. A couple
of stylish dudes in the foreground can't take their eyes off the wrestlers.
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Next, Hogan faces off against
a masked man from Parts Unknown. Once again, the opponent is drawn
covered in clothing, while Hogan's powerful body is stripped down to a black
speedo and boots.
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Whoa, this mystery man knows
his wrestling holds. He secures a Headlock, punches the blond hero
in the face, and brutally drives his head into the turnbuckles. Poor
Hogan is in trouble already!!
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But Hogan is too manly and
powerful to take a beat-down from this masked freak! He hulks out,
tossing the opponent across the ring like a dirty kimono.
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The devious masked man surprises
Hogan with a stunning right cross, then slaps on a Bearhug. Wow, this
artist sure seems to love featuring the Bearhug!!
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I wonder if they sold more
comic books when they showed Hogan in helpless agony, or when he is depicted
as a powerful, dominant He-Man??
With a beastly roar and a crushing Elbow Smash, the Hulk breaks the masked
man's crushing embrace.
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His face contorted with passionate
rage, Hogan whips the weaker man in the ropes, then clobbers him with a
deadly clothesline. The Jap fans get off on this move and call it
his "Axe Bomber."
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That super-human collision
sends the victim over the ropes where he crashes flat on his back, utterly
defeated and exhausted on the floor. Hogan is the victor yet again.
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Hogan flexes his biceps in
his skimpy briefs as the ref counts out the masked loser. The big
blond animal steps over the ropes and tells the promoter he wants Bockwinkle
in a match for the Championship belt. Either Hogan is a giant, or that
promoter is some kind of midget...
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Finally Hogan gets his shot
at Nick Bockwinkle's AWA strap, which looks about the size of a garbage
can lid.
The announcer makes all the introductions, which takes about 20 minutes
in Japanese wrestling.
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The two American hunks tear
into each other for the Japanese fans' enjoyment. Both are fighting
shirtless in their speedos and boots, so I'm sure these pages of the comic
book get plenty of wear and tear.
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The Champ delivers a drop
kick to Hogan's face, then drives a stunning knee into his face. The
artist features some nice expressions of suffering on Hulk's masculine face.
Hogan bridges up his strong body, showing off his power. Bockwinkle
tries to flatten him with a Knee Drop to the gut, but the super-hero is
too powerful.
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After yet another close-up
of Hogan's masculine features and sexy goatee, the artist shows him spinning
the Champ around in circles and whipping him into the corner.
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Hooking his legs around Hulk's
neck, Bockwinkle tries to pin him, but Hulk is again far too strong to be
a jobber. He lifts the Champ off the ground by the neck.
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Hogan continues to choke the
life out of AWA Champion Nick Bockwinkle as the fans scream with excitement!!
Bockwinkle's manager, Bobby Heenan, attacks from behind, striking the Incredible
Hulk with his walking stick to break up this strangulation.
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I wonder how much dough the
Japanese artists get paid to draw hundreds of these high quality images of
violence for the Manga fans' pleasure? They probably get about a dollar
a week, working in some sweat-shop, and meanwhile these are some awesome drawings!
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As Heenan struggles to get
to his feet, Hogan delivers the dreaded Axe Bomber to Bockwinkle, knocking
him into the ropes where his arms become entangled, rendering him helpless.
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Bobby Heenan pulls his limp
wrestler out of the ropes, trying to revive him. Hogan is declared
the new AWA Champ as the fans cheer his praises.
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Hogan's powerful body is drawn
to look like a glowing bronze statue. He parades around with his shiny
new belt and celebrates his domination of both the Eastern and Western wrestling
worlds.
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But Heenan is not happy his
man has lost the belt. He challenges Hogan to a re-match, and the
excited fans scream for their hero to accept the Weasel's challenge.
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Looking like Thor the God of
Thunder, Hogan
proudly accepts the challenge, and boldly tells Heenan he will fight both
of them at the same time. The two bad guys smile at each other --
clearly they have some dirty tricks up their sleeves for our hero!
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Next we see Heenan asking for
advice from some handsome karate expert in a robe. Using a swinging
ball, the karate kid explains how to aim for an opponent's eyes to blind him.
Hey, that would be illegal in pro wrestling!
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After some practice, Heenan
is able to strike the eyes, which will blind his competition. The dirty
karate instructor smiles with evil pleasure as he considers how Hulk Hogan
will suffer.
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As Heenan continues to practice
poking out the eyes drawn on the ball, he picture's Hogan's face taking the
abuse. In Japanese wrestling, the fat blond Americans are always as
savage and merciless as wild animals.
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Next the sensei draws a circle
on the punching bag at about the level of Hulk Hogan's balls. He teaches
Heenan how to disable an opponent by karate-kicking him right in the junk.
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Both Heenan and the teacher
are excited by the idea of ramming a foot up between Hulk's thighs to destroy
his manhood. They continue to practice their dirty tactics.
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Finally the two bad guys --
Heenan and Bockwinkle -- face off with Hulk Hogan. How can poor Hogan
defeat two men at once?? Heenan immediately aims his fingers for the
dreaded Eye Poke.
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Hogan is able to level Heenan
with a fist to his fat face, but the damage is done. Heenan blinded
Hogan with that illegal move he learned, leaving the big man down on his knees
clutching his eyes.
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The cheaters rain kicks down
on poor Hogan's back, but he can't defend himself if he can't see. Hogan
sees three Heenans attacking him instead of one.
This violence is getting out of control! Is this material really appropriate
for young comic book readers?
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Another beautiful full-page
image shows Hogan being manhandled by the cruel cheaters. One grabs
his long hair while the other punches him in the face. The Jap fans,
who love to see their heroes suffer, cheer in excitement at Hogan's two-on-one
beating.
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The double-teaming continue
as Heenan and Bockwinkle work together to slam Hogan, then drop knees and
elbows on his exposed body. This artist really captures the violence
and brutality of pro wrestling, he should get some kind of award!
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Finally Hogan explodes with
rage, picking up Heenan and tossing him into his partner. The Japanese
consider Americans to be little more than animals, and the image of Hogan
seething with animal rage, blood, sweat, and tears running down his face,
confirms their beliefs.
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But Heenan is a tricky bastard.
He remembers his training on how to kick a dude in the balls and drives
his boot up into Hogan's bulging trunks. Nasty!
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The enraged fans cry foul as
Hogan drops to his knees clutching his aching gonads. The Japanese fans
consider Americans to be cocky, arrogant cheaters, and Heenan's cruel antics
just feed into that prejudice.
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The artist shows our hero in
trouble again, being stomped and battered with his forehead busted open. My
Japanese is a bit rusty, but I think Heenan suggests to Bockwinkle that he
snap Hogan in half with his patented Boston Crab.
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Sure enough, Hogan feels the
effects of Bockwinkle's spine snapping Crab as sweat runs off his back. Heenan
watches in glee as Bockwinkle leans way, waaay back, deliberately trying to
injure Hogan.
Wow, why don't we get to read awesome, violent comic books like this in
America?!?
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The fat, out-of-shape bastard
begins slamming his boot into Hogan's head, punishing the helpless He-Man.
Meanwhile these may be the best images of suffering and agony I've ever
seen in a comic book.
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Hogan has one hope of escaping
his fate. He grips Heenan's boot and trips the fat bastard, causing
him to fall down onto his own partner.
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The cheaters' skulls crash
together, stunning both men. Hogan is then able to flip Bockwinkle off
and escape the deadly Crab. Check out the excited, almost orgasmic,
expressions on the fans as their hero breaks free.
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Why do the Japanese love the
violence and brutality shown in their Manga comics? Here is a theory
from one article:
"There
is violence and sex in manga because it helps people release the stress and
pressure of everyday life. Japan has great freedom of expression, which is
why our manga is so varied..."
"In a country ruled by almost
obsessive politeness and formality, manga offers unlimited possibilities for
escape."
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Japanese men can't seem to
grow as large or form huge, muscular physiques as easily as men in other countries.
This may be why they worship big, powerful studs like Hulk Hogan, a raging
blond monster in their polite little country.
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Hogan body-slams Heenan on
top of Bockwinkle, then slams Bockwinkle on top of Heenan. He is easily
dominating two men at the same time, and I'm sure the Japs love it! Next
he puts both opponents in a Headlock.
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His biceps swollen as large
as their heads, the brute knocks his victim's skulls together like pool balls!
Hairy chested Bockwinkle and chubby Heenan can do little to prevent
this monster's assault.
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Heenan is out cold on the mat,
so the monster focuses his brutality on Nick Bockwinkle. The fans enjoy
seeing their hero make these cheaters pay for their dirty tactics earlier
in the match.
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Hogan sets his opponent up
for the dreaded Axe Bomber, whipping him into the ropes and setting up a Clothesline.
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SMACK!! A very cool full-page
image shows Bockwinkle getting leveled by the thick, manly, powerful body
of the Incredible Hulk.
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Can no one defeat this savage
beast? Hogan has now over-powered and destroyed two men at the same
time!
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Again Bockwinkle is left powerless,
tied in the ropes, limp as a wet noodle with his arms entangled. Heenan
is destroyed as well, and the huge blond Viking god is the winner.
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The artists finishes with another
heroic image of massive Hulk, flexing his powerful muscles. Was he
ever really that huge, and did he ever have that much hair? The beauty
of Japanese Manga is that fantasies can come true as long as the talented
artists can draw it.
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