Whatever happened to Sonny
Siaki, that ripped Samoan stud with the handsome face and cocky attitude?
Most Samoan wrestlers are fat
and act like wild animals in the ring. Not Sonny Siaki.
Siaki puts the "moan" in Samoan, with his hard body and Alpha Male attitude.
This match is from January
31st, 2004. Siaki looks intense as he prepares to beat down another jobber.
Too bad he decided to wear that annoying black cap in the ring.
Siaki's opponent today is a
muscular quarterback type named Danny Jaxx. It should be fun watching
the Samoan stud own this male-model pretty-boy.
Sonny grins as he watches his
handsome opponent bouncing on the ropes and flexing for the fans. He
is going to enjoy this!
Sonny patiently watches Jaxx
show off for the fans, knowing he's about to punish this kid. Hopefully
Jaxx will knock that stupid hat off his head.
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The bell sounds and Siaki unleashes
a flurry of chops and punches to the hunk's hard body. Jaxx is totally
out-classed by this hottie.
The jobber leans back and holds
onto the ropes rather than defending himself. This leaves his mid-section
and face totally exposed to Siaki's relentless fists.
Both these studs are into the
"wet look", wearing some metallic, satin trunks. The bright lights
reflect off the shiny material, really showing off their bulges. (Where
can I get a pair of those??)
Now it's Sonny's turn to flirt
with the crowd. He stops his beating for a minute to flex and look
around, the sweat and body oil glistening on his dark skin.
Damn, why
don't we see this hunk in the wrestling ring any more? The rumor on
the Internet is that he had some personal problems to take care of. (Hurry
up and take care of that, and get back in the ring, stud!)
Sonny Siaki has "SS" written
on his package. I think that stands for "Sexy Samoan." Or maybe
it's a dollar sign, since this is his money maker.
Meanwhile Danny Jaxx is ready
to wrestle some more. Whoa, those green trunks are about the thinnest,
shiniest skin-tightest trunks I've ever seen! Is this dude for real,
wrestling in green underwear?
The trunks have ridden up,
but Jaxx isn't going to bother fixing them. Damn, if TNA Wrestling
wants to boost their ratings, they should just put all the wrestlers in trunks
like these.
Suddenly Jaxx unleashes Sweet Chin Music, kicking Cocky Siaki
square in the face. The Samoan stud falls between the ropes and crashes
out onto the floor.
Siaki is hurt! He doesn't
know whether to clutch his skull or his crotch. That was a bold move
by the jobber -- kicking the bigger star out of the ring!
Siaki grabs
the jobber's ankle and pulls him out of the ring. Time for the Big
Dog to teach this uppity jobber a lesson.
WHAM! A stunning, jarring,
brutal clothes-line leaves poor Danny Jaxx curled up on the floor, clutching
his own skull.
This stud is hurt, rolling
around on the cold, hard floor in agony, his hard body now as limp as a
dish-rag.
This is some great camera
work, as we look down at the stud suffering at our feet! It's almost
like he's right on your living room floor. Or bedroom floor. Wherever
you watch your pro wrestling videos, it's like he's in the room with you.
Damn, is this hottie suffering
in pain, or posing for a Playgirl centerfold?? He should be on "Make
Me A Super-Model".
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This Danny Jaxx may be a rookie,
but he sure knows how to sell the agony. I can tell he didn't skip
the class on "How to Suffer Like A Helpless Jobber."
Siaki isn't done teaching this
punk a lesson in respect. He bends Jaxx over in a humiliation position.
I wonder if Jaxx is regretting that big kick to Siaki's face earlier.
The Samoan stud picks up Danny
Jaxx upside-down. Oh no, don't tell me... Is he going to Pile-Drive
this poor stud on the cement floor? Hasn't this kid suffered enough?
Siaki swings his boy-toy like
a pendulum, smacking his face into the steel steps at ringside. CRACK!!
Are you kidding me?? That was worse than a pile-driver!
I think the jobber is out cold
on the floor. Even unconscious, the muscle-man looks great in those
shiny green trunks and tall boots. Great pose, dude!
Siaki, meanwhile, thinks that
was pretty funny, whipping the other hunk's skull into the steps. He
cracks a smile and flexes his rock-hard body.
Poor Danny is still out cold
at his Master's feet, his jobber flesh on display for all the fans to enjoy.
I don't think this rookie will be using his Sweet Chin Music on any
more super-stars.
I think Cocky Siaki wears that
black cap as a challenge to his opponents, daring them to knock it off his
head. Clearly this jobber is no match for him if his hat didn't even
fall off!
After tossing Jaxx back in
the ring, Siaki goes for a cover, but then yanks the boy-toy up on the count
of Two. He isn't done hurting this punk just yet.
Whoa, it must be hot in the
arena. The sweat and oil is now pouring down Siaki's body in rivers. He
should take that hat off before he over-heats.
The "Battle of the Sexy Wrestling
Trunks" continues as Siaki tosses the wimp around like a rag-doll.
Some stiff chops to the chest have Danny Jaxx wishing he'd tried
a different profession. I think he's going to need to iron those green
trunks-- they are getting pretty wrinkled up from this intense beating he's
taking.
Siaki delivers his patented
finisher, the Siakalypse. It's basically a swinging neck-breaker with
a flip.
Danny Jaxx is pinned, totally
destroyed as the ref counts to three. He was no match for Siaki after
he pissed off the stronger stud.
Here is your winner, Sonny
Siaki! At least Danny Jaxx was finally able to knock off that stupid
black hat!
The fans respectfully clap
and cheer for the victor, giving him the respect he deserves as he celebrates
his domination.
Siaki resembles the Rock and some have accused him of stealing
the Rock's gimmick. He denied it in an interview:
I'm not trying to be anything
like The Rock. He does what he does, I will never be like him, and there
will never ever be anybody else like him. I'm trying to be Sonny Siaki, and
being my own character. I've tried to do a lot to get away from that look.
I grew my hair out, I got tattooed up.
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