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Gallery 823 Team Macktion |
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It's time to take another
look at one of the most talented, most popular young Tag Teams on the Indy
scene: Team Macktion -- T.J. and Kirby Mack. They may look
small and cute, but they've been winning plenty of matches. |
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The high-flying Mack Brothers
have invented one of the coolest finishing moves ever seen in Tag Team
wrestling. They call it "Death From Above." T.J. applies the Mexican Ceiling surfboard, holding the opponent helpless in the air. Then Kirby leaps off the ropes and stomps on the victims' exposed midsection with both boots. It is so cool and devastating, you gotta see it. |
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Click the play button below
if you want to watch a clip of the Macks destroying this jobber with
their deadly "Death From Above" maneuver: |
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This
hold is also called the "Mexican Surfboard Double Stomp." Here is
"Krazy K" using another opponent's stretched body as a trampoline. That's
GOTTA hurt! |
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Now some helpless punk in
bright yellow gear is about to feel the effects of the "D.F.A." These
young studs will hurt you if you let them. OOFFF!! We first looked at the Mack Brothers back in Gallery 697. As you can see, they've only gotten better and more exciting since then. |
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Here is a very cool publicity photo of the Mack Brothers either grappling or embracing (that's a fine line, I guess.) You can see a "behind the scenes" slide-show of the interview they did for this awesome photo. |
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Here comes Team Macktion's
opposition for their next match, the Elite Icons. "Mr. Elite" Jake
Manning bursts through the curtain first, wearing his too-tight red trunks
and a t-shirt. |
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His partner, also in red trunks,
is this thick pretty-boy, the "Infamous Icon" Joey Silvia. Does he
stuff, or is he all natural? Using the name "Elite Icons", you can
tell these studs are self-centered and arrogant, as if they're better than
all the fans and the other wrestlers. |
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The crowd erupts when the champions,
Team Macktion, bust through the curtain in their colorful red and blue
gear. Kirby has an extra championship belt draped over his shoulder.
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Kirby (age 23) and T.J. (age
21) may be young, but they've learned from some of the best talent in
the biz. They know how to carry themselves with charisma, to command
the attention of the fans. It's just a matter of time until these
high-flyers are wrestling on Monday nights. |
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"Krazy K" Kirby Mack ("Your New Addiction") |
T. J. Mack ("The Encore") |
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Cocky Joey Silvia has stuck a towel in his trunks that says "We
Run This City." Meanwhile their dirty manager, Ty Dillinger, is swinging
his tennis racket around like Jim Cornett. Someone needs to teach these bastards a little respect! |
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In their corner, the handsome
Mack Brothers share some last minute strategy before the bell sounds.
T.J. wishes his bro Kirby, who is starting in the ring, best of
luck. |
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Here is how one opponent described
Kirby Mack in a recent interview "Kirby Mack is a pretty-boy nobody in my opinion. I've wrestled him and I'm not impressed. I think sometimes these AWA territories are so desperate to find a golden boy that they latch on to whoever they can find. To me, that guy is Kirby Mack. If I saw him tomorrow, I'd spit right in his face and I've done so in the past." As you can tell, Kirby is generating plenty of Heat. |
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The bell sounds and Kirby
immediately takes control of the Icon. Clearly Kirby is the better wrestler
and will easily win, unless the opponents begin using dirty tactics to gain
the advantage... |
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Jake Manning tags in, so Kirby
whips him to the mat like he's beating the dust off an old rug. This
Kirby Mack is clearly a highly skilled grappler! He can even wrestle
without losing his doo-rag! |
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Kirby flexes his muscles to show off his power for a while,
grinding on the arm while Manning sells the agony. I'm not sure what's going on with Kirby's beard. Maybe that's the facial hair all the rebellious young hunks are wearing these days, or maybe his razor needs new batteries. |
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"WHOOOO!" Kirby lights up Manning's chest with some stiff chops, just like Ric Flair. |
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Both opponents enter the ring, so Kirby grips Manning in a DDT-style
move, and drives his face right into his own partner's ball sack. Ouch!
That will damage Silvia's manhood, and Manning's pride! |
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HA HA! What a pair of
fagolas!! Manning is humiliated as his face is planted in his own
partner's crotch. And Silvia can't roll away because of the agony caused
by that ball-shot from his partner's hard noggin! What a pair of queer
nincompoops! |
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Now all four wrestlers are
in the ring! Kirby climbs on the middle rope and works over Joey Sivia.
Across the ring, T.J. dominates Jake Manning, pressing his crotch
in the big man's face. |
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Jake Manning is being totally
humiliated here, again smothered by another dude's junk. Is Manning
allowing himself to be degraded like this because he likes it?? |
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Jake Manning collapses on the
ropes, trying to catch his breath after being smothered in two dudes' crotches.
Kirby prepares to deliver the Rey Misterio "619" move. |
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Kirby grabs the ropes and swings his legs around to kick Manning into next week. But Manning surprises the high-flyer, catching his legs and blocking the dreaded 619! |
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OH NO! After missing the "619",
Kirby is stunned and hurt. Silvia rushes over and kicks him in the
spine. Kirby Mack is in trouble now, wrestling fans! |
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Our young hero is hurt out on the cold hard floor, rolling around in pain like one of those cute jobbers from the 1980's who were forever getting tossed out of the ring. Meanwhile the cheating manager wallops the stud with that tennis racket a few times, just like Jim Cornett. |
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T.J. is not happy with the
cruel treatment his brother received. He attacks Jake Manning, flipping
him across the ring with a Back Body Drop. |
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Now the angry young stud jumps
on his opponent's shoulders, pressing the man's face into his crotch yet
again as he punches Manning and rides him around the ring. |
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Oh no! The big man slams poor
T.J. on the back of his head, planting a sharp knee into his lower back as
he falls. I'm sure that will render the pretty-boy helpless for at least
4 or 5 minutes! |
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The spinal punishment continues as the brute flips T.J. onto his
back with a nice Suplex. This little guy is doomed! |
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Manning tags in his ruthless partner, and they set up a painful
Double Team move off the top rope. Manning holds him up, so Silvia
can knock him down. |
Now it's Silvia's turn to punish the young hero. He punches
T.J. in the crotch about 5 times... |
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Trapped in the corner, T.J. can't defend himself against the dirty
tactics. The fans scream in rage as Silvia slams his boots into the
cute kid's face. Do you enjoy brutal tag team matches? |
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Damn, Jake Manning looks tough in that tight-ass red speedo! He
strangles poor T.J. Mack on the bottom rope as his ruthless manager cheers
him on. |
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T.J. reaches out in desperation, selling the agony of Silvia's
choke hold. Silvia meanwhile flexes his muscles to strangle the poor
kid. |
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T.J. begins to pass out from the bigger man's relentless embrace.
This gets the fans on the edge of their seats, clapping and screaming
for their young hero to break free and fight back. Oh, the drama! |
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Finally out of the choke hold, T.J. suffers a kick to the crotch.
You gotta love this Joey Silvia, he is one brutal heel! |
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T.J. is desperate to tag his brother, but the bullies won't allow it! Silvia tangles up the victim's legs, while Manning drops a carefully aimed Elbow Smash to his lower back. |
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Finally Kirby tags in and jumps
into the fray. Manning knees him in the belly, leaving the stud doubled
over in pain, gasping for air. |
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Wow, another picture perfect
suplex by Jake Manning. I'd say these young lions know what they're
doing in the ring. |
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Not to be left out, Joey Silvia
applies a Suplex of his own, slamming T.J. right down onto his own helpless
brother. |
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"Oh God, my BACK!" That one hurt poor T.J. Mack. He twists around clutching his injured spine, his body looking ripped and lean. |
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Finally Kirby has had enough
of these rough tactics, so he fights fire with fire. He drops Jake
Manning with a stunning clothes-line. |
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T.J. rolls the big man into
the Mexican Surfboard while Kirby climbs the ropes and jumps off. Oh
no, this match is about to be over! |
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CRUNCH!! Kirby takes out all his frustration from his beating earlier in the match, by slamming both feet into Manning's exposed stomach. |
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The Macks have totally destroyed the competition. They roll Manning's exhausted body onto his opponent, positioning the two losers in "69" position. Once again, Manning finds his face buried in another man's crotch. (Does he get off on that view or what?) |
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Meanwhile Team Macktion celebrates
their victory with a nice embrace. They've won another tough battle
thanks to their flasy high-flying moves. This puts them one step closer
to their dream of wrestling in the Big Show. |
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Finally Jake Manning recovers
from the Death From Above maneuver. But his partner is still too exhausted
to walk. So Manning picks his bud up over his shoulder. Awwwww, how cute. |
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The Elite Icons walk off into
the sunset, Manning carrying his helpless partner over his shoulder. |
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