Gallery 799 Majors Brothers
		Another up and coming Brother Tag Team is the "Majors Brothers" from Deep South Wrestling.
		Brett is the more ripped muscle man who is closer to the camera.  Brian is the chubbier cuter brother in the background.   They both have "85" printed on their hips, the year they were born, so yes they are twins.
Deep South Wrestling is a training site for WWE, so it attracts some of the best looking athletes in the world, and the Majors -- looking like underwear models in their tight blue speedos -- are no exception.  They're pointing out how much tighter they'd like their trunks to be sewn.
Majors reminds me a lot of Kerry Von Erich with that amazing body and horsey face. But I'm sure if they were really related to the Von Erich's, they'd be trading in on that name!
Mike Knox	Team Elite	Derrick Neikirk
Today the Majors will be taking their beating from a heel Tag Team called Team Elite.  Mike Knox is an old-school beefy brawler with a macho beard, and Derrick Neikirk is a sadistic muscle stud with a sexy soul patch running down his chin.
The Majors enter the arena and the crowd erupts.  They're wearing their bright orange trunks today to really put their packages on display, and they sure didn't skimp on the body oil.
Big hard Brett, who often wears a sexy five-o'clock shadow, whispers some advice to cute Brian, who as you can imagine usually takes the long beatings.
		Muscular Brett starts the match and quickly takes control of Team Elite with some Arm Bars.  Baby-face tag teams always love to apply the Arm Bar.
		Derrick Neikirk looks up with hatred at the muscle man who's trying to rip his arm out of the socket.
Wow!  Brett strikes a hot pose on the corner ropes, really showing off his hard physique and bulging speedo.  Next he tags in cute Brother Brian, who enters the ring eager to rassle.
		Brian also secures an Arm Lock on Derrick Neikirk, but don't worry.  As the cuter, weaker brother, Brian will soon be suffering.
Majors and Neikirk continue to battle for domination, like a pair of wolves fighting over a dead carribou, or even a pair of college room-mates fighting for the Wii controller.  Neikirk seems to be gaining the upper hand.
A stunning Elbow Smash to the chest soon has Brian gasping for air, and wishing he worked out as hard as his brother Brett.  The tables have turned on our young heroes!
Neikirk moves in for the kill, trying to smother and choke young Brian.  Meanwhile handsome Brett watches his brother in pain from their corner, looking worried and frustrated.
	The Majors play their roles perfectly!  Brett can barely stand to see his brother in such agony, while Brian rolls around groaning in pain like he was just run over by a steamroller and a train.
Every good-guy Tag Team puts one wrestler outside the ropes, desperate to tag in and rescue his partner.  But it's even more dramatic when they are brothers, and he's forced to witness the destruction of his own flesh and blood.  This is why Brother Tag Teams are so popular and so hot.
	As Brian is held in a long, tight Bearhug, the air slowly crushed out of his lungs, Brett looks ready to storm into the ring.
Fans, Brian Majors is in big trouble now, and he could really use a tag to brother Brett.  But Team Elite is cutting the ring in half, keeping the helpless victim on their side of the ring.
		Brian is whipped in the corner where he arches his back and presses his hips forward.  Something about this stud's body just screams: "Come and get it.  Punish me all you want!"
	Looking like a hungry dog, big Mike Knox is eager to get in the ring and work on Brett's body.  He tags in and applies a Wrist Lock.
		For some reason, this photographer loves to snap pictures of Brett, looking hot and bothered outside the ring. I'd say he deserves a big fat raise.  Great camera work!
Brett is outraged when his twin brother is tossed over the ropes like yesterday's garbage.  The red-necks at ringside get to check out what a real man's body looks like.
	They resume their favorite positions:  Brett outside the ropes like a starved lion in a cage that can't reach it's meat, and Brian flat on his back unable to defend himself from the endless abuse.
Neikirk applies a deadly choke, and his partner Knox encourages him to cinch it on tighter and tighter.  Poor Brian is finished!
Hard-body Brett makes one last effort to reach for a tag, but it's too late, his brother has drowned.
Mike Knox easily pins the beaten boy, hooking his leg so the fans get a peek at his black briefs.  The helpless loser is unable to kick out, totally exhausted as the ref counts to three.
Both Majors Brothers are frustrated by their humiliating loss.  Pretty-boy beat-downs like this are exactly why the fans tune in to watch pro wrestling, and also to see muscular hard-bodies coated in sweat.  So these boys really earned their money today!
Brett starts complaining that the cheaters pulled trunks.  Damn, he's got one lean sexy physique.
		Next the Majors decide to give another hot young Tag Team a push:  Robert Anthony is the ripped dude in the baby blue trunks, and Johnny Curtis is his muscular partner in black.
The fans can't keep their hands of the gorgeous Majors Brothers in their matching whitie tighties with "Majors" printed on the hip.  Are you tired of drooling over these long-haired studs yet?
Big Brett tries to intimidate the cute rookies by flexing his oiled muscles.  Hard-body Johnny Curtis refuses to back down, so the ref presses on his chiseled chest.  Damn, they just keep getting younger and hotter!
Brian Majors tries to twist Johnny's arm out, but Johnny forces him into the corner and crushes him!  Oh shit, this young bad boy is going to need a spanking!
Whoa!  Keep an eye on this hard-ass Johnny Curtis.  I think we're going to be seeing plenty more of this chiseled stud in the coming months.
Brian puts the rookies over by bitching that his hair was pulled.  His twin brother Brett, glistening in a thick coat of body oil, screams at the ref to wake up and pay attention.  Are the Majors playing the cruel heels tonite against these cute pretty-boys??
		Next Robert Anthony tags in and starts brawling with Brian.  "Robert Anthony" is sure a jobber name, he may want to change it to "Bobby Hardbody" or "Anthony Apollo" or something hotter.
Brett tags in and secures an Arm Bar on young Robert Anthony, the bulge in his white speedo proudly on display.
Outside the ring, Johnny Curtis (along with most of the fans) has his eyes glued to the big heavy bulge in Brett's trunks.  Brett continues to twist around, working the Arm Bar, spreading his legs wide apart to give the fans an eyeful.
	Brian watches from outside the ropes as his brother drags the opponent around like a dog on a leash and bitch-slaps the poor cutie.
Back down on the mat, Robert Anthony shows off his muscles and suffers nicely as Majors dominates him, twisting that muscular arm around like he's wringing out a towel.
	Both studs outside the ropes are very interested in the action and suffering in the ring, both eager to jump in and join the fun.
The Majors tag up and Brian clamps on a Chinlock.  He plants one knee in poor Robert's spine to give the fans a nice view.
The Majors are usually the ones suffering in the center of the ring as their dominant opponents make frequent tags.  This time, it's their turn to destroy some cute jobbers and show off their superior power.
Wow, Robert Anthony looks better and better the more the sweat and body oil accumulates on his hard chest and runs down like a waterfall onto his abs.  He secures a Wrist Lock on one of the Majors and begins bumping and grinding.
		Anthony tries for a pin attempt, but Majors kicks out.  Wow, this is hot, the Majors Brothers are losing to the rookies!
Next Johnny Curtis tags in and Brett is able to pin him.  Anthony tries to make the save by hammering on Brett's neck, but he's too late.  The Majors are your winners!
	Poor Brett is clutching the back of his noggin after that pounding.  Hard-body Robert Anthony just watches him suffer.
Looking buff and intense, Johnny Curtis wants some more.  Holy Moly, what an amazing chest he has!  No man should have a chest that draws so much attention!  Meanwhile Brett Majors clearly wants to avoid fighting these tough rookies any more.
The Majors are happy to escape with their pride intact.  It sure was nice of them to give these rookies a match, and even nicer to job for them and put the young lions over with the fans.
		Oh no, please don't tell me the gorgeous Majors Brothers are going against the big, mean Gymini!!  These monsters will tear those pretty-boys limb from limb!
Sure enough, it's twins against twins as Brian Majors squares off against one of the fire-plug pit-bulls known as the Gymini.  These brutal animals love to really destroy their competition (this should be fun!)
Wow, the Gymini is pure power, built like a Sherman Tank (which I think is stronger and thicker than a regular tank).  He throws Brian across the ring as Brett foolishly reaches for a tag.
The muscle-man, Brett Majors, didn't skimp on the body oil. For some reason, the Majors wore streamers around their lower legs, I guess to highlight their high-flying moves.  This makes them look even more like Kerry Von Erich who wore similar boot-dusters.
Brian looks on as Brett secures an Arm Bar on one of the Gymini.  Hey, maybe the babies won't take a beating for once.  Maybe they will dominate and control these monsters the whole time!
		As the Gymini in the ring chokes the fight out of poor Brett, the camera-man blesses us with a rear shot of the other Gymini.  Just look at the power in this animal's legs!  You do NOT want to be caught in his scissors.
As one Gymini distracts the ref, the other strangles poor Brett.  The camera man rushes over for a hot close-up of the baby's suffering.  The Gymini have cut the ring in half, keeping Brett at their mercy, the sign of a great Tag Team.
	Usually Brian Majors is the face-in-peril inside the ring taking the beating.  This time, he's the one outside the ropes watching his brother in helpless agony.
Wow, check out the Gymini with his tree-trunk legs clamped around Brett's lean mid-section.  He is totally crushing the stud, I love this match!
Hey, he's choking the life out of the lean hunk!  Every wrestling fan knows you can't wrestle if you can't breathe!
By attacking the stronger of the Majors Brothers, the Gymini are just showing off their awesome power.  Meanwhile Brian can barely contain his frustration outside the ring as he paces around and bounces on the ropes.
The Gymini Twins work together to beat down young Brett.  Damn, they must've used some strong fabric on those purple trunks, stretched to the limit over the thick studs' bulging bodies.
		Brian is about ready to cry as Brett is strangled in the far corner.  I guess if you wear tight yellow and baby-blue speedos in the ring, you should expect to be beaten and choked!
Poor Brett has been beaten into submission. Brian watches helplessly as the thick Gymini covers his brother for the 1, 2, 3.  The fans learn that sometimes, Goliath kicks David's ass.
The beaten brothers slide out of the ring before the Gymini tear them limb from limb.  Brian has to support his injured brother, who is usually the stronger stud.
Brett can't stand up as Brian is distracted.  These studs weren't just beaten, they were humbled!  Clearly two boys couldn't handle a man's job.
		The massive winners proudly display their shiny new belts, like a pair of pit-bulls with fancy new collars.
The beaten brothers hold each other as fans everywhere fall in love with them.  With their hair askew, their trunks wrinkled up around their hips, you can tell they fought a rough battle.
The Majors -- looking like a pair of frat studs trying to get laid at Spring Break -- limp back to the locker room to lick their wounds.
		Wow.  Yeah you probably don't want to mess with these beasts.  They've got to be the thickest, meanest brother Tag Team of all time.