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Gallery 798 Crist Brothers |
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You
gotta love brother Tag Teams, especially cute baby-face brothers in tight
speedos like the Irish
Airborne. Jake Crist is the scruffier, trashier stud with the long hair
and beard like a billy-goat. Dave Crist is the cuter brother
with the short cropped hair and unusual tattoos. |
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Here are the baby face Irish studs packed into their black trunks. They make up for their lack of strength and size with their wild high-flying moves and their lean flexible bodies. Nice. |
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As good Irish Catholics, the Crists (Christs?) wear rosaries around their necks and a cross image on their trunks. But I think they stole the rosary idea from another lean brother team with a religious martyr image: the Iron Saints. |
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Maybe the cross symbol is chafing them through those thin orange trunks. They try to adjust their tight trunks as the fans go wild cheering for the cute young heroes. |
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Before entering the arena, the Irish Airborne are trying to look
fierce in their black trunks. Cute Dave can't help but crack a smile.
You can see these lads in the HWA,
CAPW, and they even had a run last
year in the ROH. |
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They enter the arena to the screams of the fans, coated in shiny
body oil. Dave wears a strap around his upper bicep as Jake looks
about ready to bite somebody. |
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Their first opponent tonight
is a cocky Italian guido, Tony Mamaluke. He proudly stands on the
ropes and waves his Italian flag. |
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Mamaluke's partner is an even cockier Italian Stallion, Sal Rinauro. The fans stretch out their hands to touch the oiled up hottie as he struts to the ring nearly naked in his red speedo. |
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Dave Crist, with a shamrock proudly displayed on his hip, takes
control of Sal Rinauro, forcing the Italian hunk to dance around in his
tight red speedo. |
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Mamaluke watches as his partner's arm is punished by the Irish
cutie. Those tall boots Crist is wearing are pretty hot, where can
I get a pair?? |
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Soon Rinauro demonstrates his superior power by taking control of the baby-face. Does this chubby Ohio kid really stand a chance against the ruthless Italian hunk? |
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Sal applies a degrading Butterfly
hold on the helpless baby-face. He grips the stud's head between
his thighs while levering up on his arms. |
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Is this nasty Italian trying to punish Dave's neck, or is he enjoying himself a bit too much here? This is total domination! |
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Hey now!! Suddenly Rinauro
arches backward, striking an amazing bridge, to further torture poor Dave's
neck. |
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Rinauro's tight red trunks
leave little to the imagingation. This ref is focused though, refusing
to be distracted. |
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The ref realized Rinauro's shoulders are touching the mat in this unusual position, and the Italian Sausage is unfortunately forced to break the hold. |
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Dave is finally able to tag
his brother, and the Crist Brothers double team Tony Mamalike. Their
matching trunks say "Irish Airborne" proudly on the backside. |
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Next Jake Crist uses a form
of the Pile Driver on Rinauro. These Crist brothers used to have different
names (Lotus and Crazy J) but I think they finally realized it's hotter
if they wrestle as brothers. |
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Next it's the Italians turn to double-team poor Jake. They both hoist him up, then twist him like a pretzel as they drive his skull into the mat. OUCH! Typical Italian mafia brutality. |
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Mamaluke clamps a deadly strangle
hold on the Irish hunk. These vicious tactics remind me of an episode
of The Sopranos! |
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The Italians are loving their
work as they deliver a Sidewalk Slam, Spinning Heel Kick, and Side Suplex
on poor Jake Crist, who often takes some especially brutal whippings. |
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The blond Irish lad is dazed and helpless, but still able to kick out. This brave young lion doesn't want to let the fans, or his brother, down. |
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Mamaluke flips his own partner down onto Jake's exhausted body, and Sal rolls the pretty-boy up for the pinfall. The Irish Airborne have been defeated by these dirty Italians! |
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They're beaten and exhausted,
but Dave still shows love for his humilated brother. He offers Jake
a warm embrace as they try to recover from their beat-down. |
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Here is a cool pose in their
matching orange trunks. That cross symbol really pulls the attention
to their manliness. |
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Here is Dave Crist in agony,
his leg twisted over the bleachers by cruel Tyler Black. It takes
a great baby-face to subject his body to painful moves like this! |
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The Irish Airborn walk confidently
to the ring again, this time in their rosaries and their tight blue speedo
trunks. |
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Oh no, here comes another brother
tag team, Mark
and Jay Briscoe.
These ruthless killer hunks make the original Brisco Brothers look
like a pair of cream-puffs! |
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The match begins and Jake
is able to secure a grinding head-lock on one of the Briscoes. He better
enjoy this control position while it lasts! |
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Sure enough, it doesn't take
long until the bad-ass Briscoe Brothers start kicking young Jake's ass. |
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Jake's blue trunks look about
three sizes too small as he hugs the corner-pads for protection. Meanwhile
Briscoe plows into him like a run-away truck smashing into a pumpkin. |
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A huge elbow smash about crushes
Jake's rib-cage. Clearly the Briscoe Brothers are much tougher than the
cute little Crist Brothers! |
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Finally Jake is able to tag
Dave and they apply their usual Double Back Body Drop, looking great in
their matching blue trunks! |
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But it doesn't take long before
Dave is also destroyed. Here he tastes some leather as Briscoe cleans
his boots on that cute face. |
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The hard-ass Briscoes display
a Double Team move of their own, throwing poor Dave across the ring about
12 feet in the air. This was too much for Dave and the Briscoes are
the winners. |
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Covered in sweat, Briscoe
gets on the stick and further degrades the beaten Crist Brothers verbally.
You gotta love a good baby-face humiliation! |
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Here is another look at the
Crists striking a threatening pose before they take another whipping. Check
out cocky Dave with his boot on the bottom rope, the middle rope between his
legs. |
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