Gallery 798 Crist Brothers
		You gotta love brother Tag Teams, especially cute baby-face brothers in tight speedos like the Irish Airborne. Jake Crist is the scruffier, trashier stud with the long hair and beard like a billy-goat. Dave Crist is the cuter brother with the short cropped hair and unusual tattoos.
Here are the baby face Irish studs packed into their black trunks.  They make up for their lack of strength and size with their wild high-flying moves and their lean flexible bodies.  Nice.
As good Irish Catholics, the Crists (Christs?) wear rosaries around their necks and a cross image on their trunks.  But I think they stole the rosary idea from another lean brother team with a religious martyr image:  the Iron Saints.
Maybe the cross symbol is chafing them through those thin orange trunks.  They try to adjust their tight trunks as the fans go wild cheering for the cute young heroes.
		Before entering the arena, the Irish Airborne are trying to look fierce in their black trunks.  Cute Dave can't help but crack a smile.  You can see these lads in the HWA, CAPW, and they even had a run last year in the ROH.
		They enter the arena to the screams of the fans, coated in shiny body oil.  Dave wears a strap around his upper bicep as Jake looks about ready to bite somebody.
Their first opponent tonight is a cocky Italian guido, Tony Mamaluke.  He proudly stands on the ropes and waves his Italian flag.
Mamaluke's partner is an even cockier Italian Stallion, Sal Rinauro.  The fans stretch out their hands to touch the oiled up hottie as he struts to the ring nearly naked in his red speedo.
		Dave Crist, with a shamrock proudly displayed on his hip, takes control of Sal Rinauro, forcing the Italian hunk to dance around in his tight red speedo.
		Mamaluke watches as his partner's arm is punished by the Irish cutie.  Those tall boots Crist is wearing are pretty hot, where can I get a pair??
Soon Rinauro demonstrates his superior power by taking control of the baby-face.  Does this chubby Ohio kid really stand a chance against the ruthless Italian hunk?
Sal applies a degrading Butterfly hold on the helpless baby-face.  He grips the stud's head between his thighs while levering up on his arms.
Is this nasty Italian trying to punish Dave's neck, or is he enjoying himself a bit too much here?   This is total domination!
		Hey now!!  Suddenly Rinauro arches backward, striking an amazing bridge, to further torture poor Dave's neck.
		Rinauro's tight red trunks leave little to the imagingation.  This ref is focused though, refusing to be distracted.
The ref realized Rinauro's shoulders are touching the mat in this unusual position, and the Italian Sausage is unfortunately forced to break the hold.
		Dave is finally able to tag his brother, and the Crist Brothers double team Tony Mamalike.  Their matching trunks say "Irish Airborne" proudly on the backside.
		Next Jake Crist uses a form of the Pile Driver on Rinauro.  These Crist brothers used to have different names (Lotus and Crazy J) but I think they finally realized it's hotter if they wrestle as brothers.
Next it's the Italians turn to double-team poor Jake.  They both hoist him up, then twist him like a pretzel as they drive his skull into the mat.  OUCH!  Typical Italian mafia brutality.
Mamaluke clamps a deadly strangle hold on the Irish hunk.  These vicious tactics remind me of an episode of The Sopranos!
The Italians are loving their work as they deliver a Sidewalk Slam, Spinning Heel Kick, and Side Suplex on poor Jake Crist, who often takes some especially brutal whippings.
The blond Irish lad is dazed and helpless, but still able to kick out.  This brave young lion doesn't want to let the fans, or his brother, down.
Mamaluke flips his own partner down onto Jake's exhausted body, and Sal rolls the pretty-boy up for the pinfall.  The Irish Airborne have been defeated by these dirty Italians!
They're beaten and exhausted, but Dave still shows love for his humilated brother.  He offers Jake a warm embrace as they try to recover from their beat-down.
Here is a cool pose in their matching orange trunks.  That cross symbol really pulls the attention to their manliness.
Here is Dave Crist in agony, his leg twisted over the bleachers by cruel Tyler Black.  It takes a great baby-face to subject his body to painful moves like this!
The Irish Airborn walk confidently to the ring again, this time in their rosaries and their tight blue speedo trunks.
		Oh no, here comes another brother tag team, Mark and Jay Briscoe.  These ruthless killer hunks make the original Brisco Brothers look like a pair of cream-puffs!
The match begins and Jake is able to secure a grinding head-lock on one of the Briscoes.  He better enjoy this control position while it lasts!
	Sure enough, it doesn't take long until the bad-ass Briscoe Brothers start kicking young Jake's ass.
Jake's blue trunks look about three sizes too small as he hugs the corner-pads for protection.  Meanwhile Briscoe plows into him like a run-away truck smashing into a pumpkin.
A huge elbow smash about crushes Jake's rib-cage. Clearly the Briscoe Brothers are much tougher than the cute little Crist Brothers!
		Finally Jake is able to tag Dave and they apply their usual Double Back Body Drop, looking great in their matching blue trunks!
		But it doesn't take long before Dave is also destroyed.  Here he tastes some leather as Briscoe cleans his boots on that cute face.
		The hard-ass Briscoes display a Double Team move of their own, throwing poor Dave across the ring about 12 feet in the air.  This was too much for Dave and the Briscoes are the winners.
		Covered in sweat, Briscoe gets on the stick and further degrades the beaten Crist Brothers verbally.  You gotta love a good baby-face humiliation!
Here is another look at the Crists striking a threatening pose before they take another whipping.  Check out cocky Dave with his boot on the bottom rope, the middle rope between his legs.