Gallery 797 Alden Brothers
Bryce Andrews	Mike Bennett	Andrews and Bennett
Check out Bryce Andrews and Mike Bennett proudly hoisting up their championship belts.  With their bandanas and heavily oiled bodies, they raise the temperature in the arena just by strutting to the ring.  The two brutal studs give each other a High Five, and it's hard to tell which one has the hotter body.
		Andrews and Bennett strike cocky poses on the ropes, showing off their great bodies and acting arrogant to get the fans heated up.  They look like a pair of gang-bangers with those bandanas, only hotter.
Here come their opponents, the Alden Brothers.  Eric is the beefy stud with long hair, soaking wet in body oil.  Shane is the cuter brother with the barb wire tattoo on his bicep.
	The Aldens wore their fancy two-toned speedos to really show off their bodies.  The shiny silver front really displays their impressive bulges.
Most wrestlers know that a little body oil adds a sexy vibe to their matches, but these Alden Brothers took it to a whole new level!  The thick layer of oils has spilled down their bellies and poured onto their shiny trunks, totally soaking their crotches.
Young Shane prepares to lock up with the cocky bullies, who are trying to intimidate him by flexing their muscles.  I bet poor Shane is about to take a beating from these studs, and I can't wait.  This is the stuff wild pro-wrestling fantasies are made of!
Shane bravely refuses to back down to these cruel hard-asses in the bandanas, which is the sign of a great baby-face.  That will make his humiliating beating all the more fun to watch!
Is this pretty-boy absolutely sure he wants to be a pro wrestler??  He looks like the cute grease-monkey who changes my oil.  With a face like that, he'll spend his whole career taking painful humiliating beatings.
Mike Bennett begins to lay the smack down on poor Shane, as we all predicted.  Meanwhile Bryce Andrews screams encouragement to his vicious partner, and poor Eric Alden watches his brother suffer from the far corner, unable to lend a hand.
Bryce tags in and tries for a half-assed pin on the cute boy.  He allows Shane to easily kick out so the fans can get their money's worth.
	The fun thing about Brother tag teams is watching the brother outside the ropes, unable to control his frustration as his helpless brother takes a beating in the ring.
The bad guys whip Shane outside the ring so their friend, Grayson Alexander, can also join in the beat-down.  Then they crack his spine against the ring apron.  YOWWWWIE!!
Back inside the ring, Bryce looks like he's trying to take this kid's lunch money.  These hotties are hitting all the right buttons, and the fans are getting more stud punishment than they should be allowed for their $8 tickets!
I wonder if Shane is now wishing he had worn some looser trunks, so he'd have more breathing room.  Whatever, plenty of the fans are sporting wood just like him.
Finally Shane is able to apply a wrist-lock and tag in his big brother Eric, who jumps off the ropes.  But before long, the bullies over-power big Eric Alden as well.
While Eric is distracted, Bryce sneaks up with a chair and cracks him behind the knee.  Hey that's illegal!  With his long hair and beefy man body, Eric Alden looks like a tough old-school pro wrestler from the good old days!
The bullies open a can of whip-ass on the injured Eric Alden.  They kick the big guy in the knee, the ball sack, and the belly as he rolls around gripping his leg in agony.
Check out those tall leather pro boots!  Oh no, what are these evil cheaters doing??  Bryce traps Eric's leg in a metal folding chair!  Don't tell me their going to snap his leg!
		Sure enough, Mike Bennett drops a leg on the folded chair, causing a sickening impact on poor Eric's trapped leg!  This is out of control, why aren't the refs stopping this???
		Finally, the refs disqualify the cheaters, but the damage is done!  Eric rolls around groaning in pain and clutching his injured lower leg.
The winners scurry out of the ring with their f-buddy Grayson Alexander.  They all celebrate the pain they inflicted on both Aldens.  Oh yeah, and the belts don't change hands due to a disqualification, for some unknown reason.
Shane and some other cute dude in a beret are clearly angry about what they did to Eric.  It's also fun to watch one brother become outraged and furious as his brother lies injured in the ring.
Meanwhile the muscular bullies mock poor Shane and make fun of Eric's painful screams.  These studs will give the Alden Brothers all the re-matches they want, they had a blast kicking the Aldens' asses in front of the angry fans.
Cute Shane definitely wants a re-match, even though he will be beaten down over and over. He looks about ready to cry as he watches the bullies laugh about his brother's injury.
Damn, I'd say the champs have been working out!  They both look buff as they again strut to the ring swinging their belts and their dicks around, coated in more body oil than ever.
		These two hotties sure didn't skimp on the testosterone, steroids, or body oil!  The only skimpy thing on them is Bryce Andew's sexy red speedo.
		Damn, he is one good looking muther-fucker, and he knows it.  He could be anything he wants to be:  actor,  male model, exotic dancer, porn star, pool boy, whatever.
		Next their boy-friend, Grayson Alexander comes to the ring carrying a one-by-four. Why is this cheater allowed to bring a weapon to ringside?  Why is he wearing a ball-hugging speedo like he's going to wrestle?
The arena explodes when the Aldens enter in tight, torn-up jeans.  Apparently they want the fans to focus on their tan, well-oiled torsos this time, instead of their huge, heavy bulges.
The Aldens hit the ring and the battle begins!  I normally prefer wrestlers to wear trunks, but there is something to be said for the Alden Brothers' ripped-up denim look.  Like most trailer trash in the summer, they've probably been hanging out shirtless in those jeans all day, wrenching on their truck, painting their trailor, maybe skinning a possum or rolling around with their 14 dogs.
Soon Bryce gains the advantage over poor Shane, clocking him in the jaw and knocking him on his denim ass.  Bryce grips the pretty-boy's hair and strikes a cocky pose, standing over his beaten boy-toy like a slave-master.
Shane looks like a submissive little bitch, totally degraded by the stronger man.  Bryce stands over his victim with his crotch just inches from Shane's handsome face.
The muscle-man continues to dominate the cute cowboy.  He grinds his hips, driving his package against the back of Shane's head to further humiliate him.
Wow, incredible pose!  Bryce Andrews is the man with that lean, tight body, striking a victory pose with Shane helpless between his thighs.  You never see red-hot action like THIS on WWE!
Next Mike Bennett tags in and drops a brutal leg across Shane's throat.  He howls like a lion at Eric, but once again, Eric must watch helplessly from outside the ring, watching his little brother in peril.
Once again Bryce tags in to further punish the stud in the tight jeans.  Several of his buddies are at ringside enjoying Shane's destruction and yelling ideas for how to torture the pretty-boy.
		The hard-body tries for a cocky chest-to-chest pin, one elbow planted on Shane's face.  He lets the pretty-boy easily kick out, he's really just showing off.
		Bryce clamps on a brutal Cobra Clutch, flexing his muscles and snapping the cute punk's head around.
		If Shane doesn't escape this deadly hold soon, you better call in the paramedics -- for him, and for about 6 of the overly excited fans at ringside!
Bennett tags in and drops a Flying Knee on Alden's ribs.  He quickly tags Andrews, who splashes down on poor Shane like Superfly Snuka.  Then it's Bennet's turn again, and he delivers a Flying Elbow to the neck.  These cruel killers are just toying with Shane Alden, using him as a crash mat!
	A powerful Chinlock has Alden crying for mercy and squirming to escape, and the fans squirming in their seats.
		A stunning drop-kick from Mike Bennett just about knocks Shane right out of his tight jeans.  The impact leaves him flat on his back, ripe for the picking.
		The big man tries for a pin on cute Shane Alden, further splitting his torn jeans, but the little stud kicks out.
Finally Eric Alden can watch no more of this disgusting beat-down.  He rescues his little brother and tags himself into the match.
But the two bullies waste no time over-powering the big Alden.  Bennett hoists the big cowboy across one shoulder so Bryce can drill him in the face with a deadly Drop Kick.  SWEET!
Mike Bennett, the power-house of his team, clutches Eric between the legs and hoists him over for a big Body Slam.  The muscle-man shows off as Alden suffers at his feet.
Suddenly Mike Bennett pulls a pair of brass knuckles out of his trunks! What a cheater! Bennett takes a swipe at Eric Alden, but Eric ducks.
Remember Grayson Alexander and his board??  He slips the wood between Eric's thighs and drives it up into his nut-sack, totally crotching the big brawler.
		Bennett easily rolls up the suffering opponent, pinning him for the three count.  Alden's balls are up near his stomach somewhere.
Once again, Bennett and Andrews have resorted to dirty tactics to maintain their belts!  They must think having great bodies like that allows them to ignore all the rules the rest of us must follow!  They share a cocky smile as Eric rolls around clutching his broken nuts.
Can nobody teach this muscle-man some respect for the rules??  Will this arrogant cheater ever learn to fight fair?   (Let's hope not.)
Since the muscle-men cheated again, they still haven't resolved their feud with the Alden Brothers fair and square.  This means the fans will want yet another re-match, and maybe 8 or 10 more re-matches after that.
To really send the fans over the edge, the cheaters and their F-buddy pose and flex, laughing and celebrating their dirty win over the Aldens.