Gallery 790 Chris Candido vs. El Grande Pistolero
	Chris Candido was a big cocky blond, check out the muscles on this tank.  Like most wrestlers who die young, many fans worship Candido as one of the greatest wrestlers ever.
	At 5'8", 225 pounds of muscle, Candido was built like a fireplug.  These trunks, with the shiny material in front, really show off his manliness.
	Although his motto was "No Gimmicks Needed", he also wrestled as "Skip" of the Body-Donnas.  Along with Tom Prichard, the Body-Donnas were a pair of cocky blond fitness freaks who mocked their weaker opponents, constantly flexing and doing push-ups on the fallen opponents' bodies. Here is Candido filling out his skin-tight blue singlet.
	But Candido wasn't always a big bruiser.  Here he is as a cute, innocent rookie in a jobber jacket and striped trunks, shaking hands with a masked man.
Lets watch Candido in one of his earliest matches, wearing snow white trunks and boots against a masked Mexican wrestler: El Grande Pistolero.
Wow, even as a rookie, you can see this young man takes care of his body.  I wonder if he realizes cute, athletic young dudes like this usually get their ass handed to them in the ring?
	The ref comes over to search for foreign objects.  He runs his hands over Candido's smooth frame and pats down the front and back of his speedo.
	Now the ref bends over to run his hands over the young jock's boots.  Is this strip-search really necessary? Can't they search these athletes for weapons back stage, or is all this frottage supposed to excite the fans?
	Chris Candido is growing tired of the ref's endless rub-down, but the ref can't resist touching his abs one more time.  Maybe the ref wants to wrestle this kid instead of the masked man.
At last the match begins and the cruel masked man takes control.  He molests the rookie on the ropes, then jacks the kneeling victim in the jaw.
Poor Candido has worked so hard on his body, with every muscle hard and defined.  Yet for some reason, he is getting owned by this fat Mexican brute with the big belly.  This is so unfair!
The Mexican Luchadore pulls his blond opponent's face against his belly, smothering the young man in his flesh.
Poor Candido can't defend himself against El Grande Pistolero.  When a guy calls himself the "Big Pistol", it makes you wonder if he's just bragging.
	The fat Mexican continues to dominate the muscular blond stud, now hanging him in the ropes like laundry.  Candido cups his balls so Pistolero can't knee him in the junk.
	With his arms draped over the top rope, poor Candido can't defend his chest!  (Why doesn't he just unwrap his arms??)
	Candido's muscles are useless as the beefy Masked Man stands over him in cocky domination.  Don't you just love it when an out-of-shape brute destroys a muscle-hero?
	Every time Candido tries to get to his feet, Pistolero kicks him in the gut (or maybe the crotch).  Either way, the big Luchadore is owning this rookie with his boots.
	Candido is wondering why he even bothered to work out and get in the ring, only to be humiliated by an out-of-shape older Mexican.  Maybe this kid somehow knew he would go on to wrestle in the WWE and make buckets of money.
Actually El Grande Pistolero looks very similar to Jack Black from "Nacho Libre."  His mask and tights are the same color, and I think they follow the same diet and exercise plan.
El Grande Pistolero                  Separated at birth??	Nacho Libre
The belly kicking continues as the stud in white gear is knocked from pillar to post.  He is completely at the mercy of the man in tights.
The handsome blond looks vulerable, flat on his back gasping for air.  You better believe the camera is going to zoom in on that image!
Hey, this brute is cheating!  He is blatantly stepping on Candido's neck with that leather boot!   This is outrageous, can't these Mexicans ever follow the rules?!?
	Candido clutches at his throat, kicking around and writhing like he's in a seizure.  This little muscle-packed stud has gotten pretty much killed since the match began!
	Ironically, Jack Black suffered in this same vicious boot-to-the-neck abuse during "Nacho Libre."
	The ref is like:   "Uh senor, you can't step on your opponent's throat like that!" And Pistolero is all like:  "No comprende.  Yo habla Espanol."
Here is a dramatic image of Pro Wrestling domination.  The muscle man is on his knees like a whipped dog, while the ref tries to restrain the brutal masked freak from hurting him even more.
Pistolero decides to send Candido for a ride.  He throws the kid across the ring in the old Irish Whip (or in this case, the Mexican Whip.)
As Candido bounces off the ropes, Pistolero bends over to deliver a Back Body Drop.  This is a rookie mistake, you should never drop your head in the wrestling ring!
Sure enough, young Candido is able to roll up Grande Pistolero into a Small Package for the pin. One...  Two...  THREE!!
He did it!  Although the rookie in the whitie tighties was kicked like a rented mule during the entire match, he was able to win in the end!
The fans cheer for their charismatic young hero as he scampers out of the ring.  He has taught us a valuable lesson today:  that you can make big money in Pro Wrestling if you're hot.
If you want to watch Candido's relentless whipping and dramatic victory, just click the play button below: