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Gallery 779 Cody Deaner vs Jake O'Reilly |
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Cody Deaner, a redneck who is
proud of his low-class behavior, is from Mullettville, Ontario. He
used to be a cocky pretty-boy known as "Cody Steele." |
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Even though this stud acts
like a loud-mouth ignorant, toothless hill-jack, you can see he's got an
incredible physique under that vest. |
The fans scream insults at
Deaner as he comes to the ring in cut-off jeans and a wife-beater. Too
bad he doesn't show off that great body in some traditional trunks and boots! |
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At least his oiled-up opponent, Jake O'Reilly, wore some wrestling
trunks to put his smoking little body on display. |
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O'Reilly is a rowdy, brawling
little leprechaun who loves to drink and fight -- just like all Irish men.
He chugs a beer before each match to get in the zone. |
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The match begins and Deaner
takes control, illegally choking poor O'Reilly on the ropes. |
The red-neck continues to cheat, twisting poor Jake between the ropes in a Crucifix position. The handsome ref tries to stop this blatant infraction of the rules, but Deaner ignores him. |
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Ouch, you can see the middle
rope cutting into poor Jake O'Reilly's soft belly. His fancy trunks
are on display for the fans. |
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This match is getting rough,
Deaner must hate this cute little Mick for some reason. He grasps O'Reilly's
throat and punches him a half dozen times. |
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So far, it's been all Cody
Deaner. He scoops up the helpless rookie by the crotch and slams him
into the mat. |
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Cody continues to work on the
throat, pressing his wrist into the victim's Adams Apple. I think Jake's
lip was busted open during that attack earlier. |
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What the hell is going on
here?!? Deaner peels off his thick leather belt and begins whipping
poor O'Reilly on the back like a dog. This is outrageous! |
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Now Deaner wraps his belt around
the cute Irishman's throat and begins to strangle him. Why is this
cheater allowed to use a foreign object? |
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Poor O'Reilly is in agony as
the vicious hill-billy tightens the pressure, trying to choke him into submission. |
Oh no! Still holding
onto the belt, Deaner tosses O'Reilly over the ropes! Is he trying
to hang the helpless victim?? |
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Sure enough, Jake is hung from
the ropes, kicking his legs and struggling for air. Can't the ref stop
this brutality?? |
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Finally Deaner
releases his belt. Before O'Reilly can recover, he delivers a Pile-Driver
on the ring apron, which hurts much worse than in the center of the ring. |
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Dragging his dazed opponent
back into the ring, Deaner slaps on the dreaded Sleeper Hold. O'Reilly
begins to pass out. |
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This has been a total squash,
the rowdy rough-neck demolishing the smaller man. O'Reilly is limp
and helpless, unable to defend himself. |
Before Jake can recover from the Sleeper, Deaner slaps on his patented Triangle Choke. He uses this humiliating hold to defeat nearly all his opponents! |
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Poor O'Reilly is helpless,
his head pinched between Deaner's strong legs as he again starts to pass
out. |
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Jake struggles to his feet
a few times, but Cody easily whips him back down to the mat each time, tossing
him around like a dog with a chew-toy. |
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Poor Jake O'Reilly is forced to submit to the red-neck. Cody Deaner stands over the fallen man in victory, flexing his muscles as the ref tries to revive O'Reilly. |
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What a humiliating defeat for O'Reilly! I'm sure he will
want revenge, but how can he defeat the stronger Cody Deaner?? |
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Deaner marches in triumph back to the dressing room, flexing his
muscles to intimidate the fans. Meanwhile, his jeans are beginning
to slide down because he pulled off his belt for a weapon. |
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Cody Deaner has agreed to give
O'Reilly another match (or another beating), and this time he wore a tight
black speedo and brown vest. I'm glad he lost the nasty, torn-up jeans. |
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What a body! Deaner wraps duct-tape around his wrists instead
of athletic tape, and leaves the strings loose on his speedo, and wears different
color knee pads, just to show what a white trash slob he is. |
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The fans go wild for their hero, Jake O'Reilly, who is looking lean and fit as usual. He's carrying a mug of beer, but I'm sure he doesn't maintain that smoking body by drinking gallons of beer! |
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Jake quickly chugs the beer, letting it spill down onto his chest
and trunks. He must enjoy wrestling with a buzz. |
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Meanwhile, Deaner peels off his vest and strikes a pose on the
corner buckles. Wow! Canadian wrestlers used to be mostly beefy
and thick, but now they've learned the fans like seeing fit hard-bodies as
well. |
The match begins and O'Reilly takes control with some brawling
punches. He's taking revenge for that degrading beat-down Deaner gave
him last time. |
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O'Reilly slids out of the
ring, then pulls the red-neck out with him so they can fight outside the
ring. |
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Both wrestlers wore straps around their biceps, I guess to show
off their muscles. The Irish brawler stuns his opponent with a hay-maker
to the face. |
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A big chop the the chest leaves Deaner reeling in pain. Both
handsome studs mug for the camera. |
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The little Irish stud grabs his opponent's mullett to whip him
into a food table at ringside. |
What is Jake doing?? He picks up some food and jams it down
Deaner's throat, forcing him to eat it. Deaner is probably on a strict
diet to keep a hard body like that, and O'Reilly is ruining his diet! |
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The speedo-clad wrestlers continue to battle. Deaner now
has ketchup or something smeared on his face. He will make O'Reilly
pay for that later! |
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O'Reilly slides back into the ring before the ref can count him
out. He rests against the ropes, just chilling in the ring for a while. |
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Cody Deaner finally crawls
back into the ring, so O'Reilly delivers a picture perfect Suplex, holding
the man upside-down for several seconds to let the blood rush to his head. |
CRUNCH!! That one hurt Deaner. He lies exhausted and twitching on the mat after having all the air driven out of his body. |
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Jake shows off, taking a seat on the top turn-buckle and waiting
for his opponent to get up and fight. You should pin him when you have
the chance, stud! |
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Before the muscle-man can get to his feet, O'Reilly attacks him.
The smaller man should feel proud to be dominating this big hard-body! |
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Deaner is not beaten yet! They begin to brawl and O'Reilly
is stunned by a fist to the stomach. |
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Now Deaner slams O'Reilly to the mat. Suddenly the match
has changed, and the cruel red-neck is in control again. |
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Kneeling on Jake's neck, Cody begins choking him on the middle
rope, just like he did last match. He hooks a bicep under the top rope
for extra leverage. |
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This bully seems to enjoy strangling his opponents. He bounces
the Irish-man's neck up and down on the ropes, ignoring the ref's orders to
release the choke. |
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Jake can't match Cody's strength and power. Just look at that physique
on big Cody Deaner, his trailer park must have a workout facility. |
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Gripping O'Reilly's wrists, Deaner forces him to howl in pain with
the old Butterfly hold. O'Reilly is no match for this big brute! |
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Cody punishes the smaller man for smearing food in his face earlier.
Poor Jake can't take much more of this abuse. |
Now Deaner is just toying with the smaller man! He steps
on Jake's neck to blatantly choke him, again pulling on the ropes for added
leverage. |
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Continuing to work on the throat and neck, Deaner mounts his opponent
and pulls up on his chin. This gives the fans a good look at his biceps. |
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Suddenly Deaner crawls to his corner and begins fishing around
in a bag at ringside. Did he bring a weapon or something to the ring?? |
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Sure enough, the ripped red-neck produces a pair of Brass Knuckles,
which he slides over his fist. Does he really need a weapon to defeat
Jake O'Reilly, or does he just want to hurt the man? |
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The vicious red-neck pounces on the smaller man and begins to pummel
him. The ref quickly disqualifies Cody Deaner and calls for the bell! |
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Cody Deaner flashes a winning smile as he again stands in victory
over a fallen Jake O'Reilly. This muscular red-neck may have been disqualified
for using a weapon, but clearly he destroyed the little Irish pretty-boy yet
again! |