Gallery 772 Steve Lombardi vs. Brady Boone
	How many wrestling fans remember Brady Boone?  He was a well-muscled litte body-builder who normally took a beating from the larger super-stars.  He was also a cute, bearded hunk with some impressive wrestling moves in his arsenal.
Let's see what happens if we throw Boone into the ring with another bearded jobber, Steve Lombardi.  He's a big beefy brawler who really knows how to fill out a pair of wrestling trunks!
It's always fun to see two jobbers go at it, because unlike most matches, you really can't predict who will win.  The bell sounds and the two bearded grapplers square off.
	Boone takes control early in the match, showing off his masculine physique while riding on Lombardi's arm.  As I said, this little fireplug sure knows some cool holds.
	Let's zoom in for a closer look on the powerful body of Brady Boone.  He didn't skimp on the baby oil today, which further highlights his muscle definition under the bright lights.
	Boone continues to work that arm, flexing every muscle in his body, as Lombardi pounds the mat in frustration and pain.
The announcers see Boone's big muscles flexing and straining, and begin talking about all the hours this young man spends in the gym each week, perfecting his body.
Lombardi rises to his feet and really sells the pain, walking around in circles and groaning every time Boone flexes his biceps.
These studs look like a pair of Roman gladiators or something with their beards.  Lombardi knew how to go both ways...  he could play the jobber in peril or the relentless, vicious heel with equal skill.
The two wrestlers battle back and forth which is typical in a Jobber vs. Jobber match.  As they force each other against the ropes, the camera focuses in on their tight blue speedos.
Suddenly, the big man grips Boone's hair and tosses him between the ropes.  The fans gasp as Boone crashes to the floor like a piano being dropped from a 10-story building.
Lombardi works the crowd, climbing the ropes to show off his domination.  Meanwhile, a fan in about the sixth row stands up to get Lombardi's attention, challenging him to a cock-fight.
Poor Boone is down on the cold, hard cement, twitching around like a moth that just flew too close to the bug-zapper.
	Lombardi continues to flirt with the eager fan in the sixth row, as the ref grabs the big man's leg and convinces him to get down and wrestle.
Brady Boone tries to roll under the ropes, but the big man won't let him back in the ring!  He rushes over and kicks Boone like a rented mule, sending him crashing back down to the floor.
	Lombardi waits for his opponent to get up, so he can knock him down to the floor again.  Lombardi acts like he has nothing better to do for the next few hours but kick Brady Boone's ass!
	This must be frustrating for Boone, to repeatedly try to get back in the ring, only to be beaten down over and over, tossed back out like a drunk that refuses to leave the bar and go home.
Lombardi, meanwhile, acts like he owns the ring, strutting around and posing like he's the king of the mountain. When will he let Boone back in for some more wrestling action?
The fans want to see this big cheater pay for his dirty tactics!  He should be punished for what he's doing to poor Brady Boone!
The ref tries to assert himself, shaking his finger in Lombardi's face.  Clearly, big Steve Lombardi could kick the ref's ass too if he felt like it, so the ref has little control over him.
Boone again tries to slide in, and once again Lombardi defends his turf, knocking the smaller wrestler out of the ring with some sharp stomps to the rib-cage.  It's like he's kicking a bad lover out of bed!
The cute ref again tries to take control of this big animal, pointing his finger in the cheater's face.  Lombardi pretends he is going to punch the official, which gets the fans pretty riled up.  This brute has no respect for the rules!
Is there no justice for Brady Boone?  He just wants to get in the ring and wrestle, but his opponent refuses to obey the rules and allow him access to the ring!  He lays on the floor with his legs spread eagle, trying to catch his breath.
	The big man in the blue speedo continues to toy with this cute ref, threatening him and challenging him until the ref begins slapping Lombardi's bare chest in frustration.
"Maybe I'll toss your ass through the ropes next, and you can join your boy-friend out on the floor!"  The ref takes a few moments to feel the shirtless man's pectoral muscles.
Boone checks his forehead to see if he was busted open the last time he was dumped out of the ring.  Meanwhile Lombardi continues to jaw with the crowd, keeping them worked up and excited.
Can nobody subdue this arrogant, obnoxious bad-boy??  I'm sure plenty of the worked-up fans at ringside would like to give it a try!
	At last, Boone is allowed back in the ring where he can take some more abuse.  He lays at Lombardi's feet as Lombardi struts around the ring, taking his own sweet time.
Lombardi bounces off the ropes, then goes airborn, soaring over Boone like a huge 280 pound guillotine dropping down on some French king's neck.
OOOFFF!!   Poor little Boone is pancaked by Lombardi's huge body.  The ref begins counting, but the brave little body-builder kicks out.
Now it's time to slow down the pace and punish the cute baby-face in a Headlock.  This gives both wrestlers a chance to rest, and the fans a chance to enjoy the suffering.
	Lombardi kneels on one knee, working his bicep into Boone's carotid artery.  Boone raises one arm to show the ref he is not out cold yet.
	The fans begin to clap in unison to encourage young Brady to break free. This only upsets the big man and he punishes (or rewards?) the fans by increasing the pressure on Brady's neck.
The camera zooms in for an ultra-close look at the bearded pretty-boy's handsome features, bathed in sweat as he struggles to breathe with Lombardi's huge arm locked around his throat like a noose.
How can you not feel for this young athlete, after the brutal treatment he's received at the hands of cocky Steve Lombardi?!  Surely this little power-house will break free and take his revenge.
Boone grits his teeth and struggles with all his might to break free.  He's like the Little Engine That Could, or maybe even the Energizer Bunny!
	Boone breaks free at last and takes control of the match.  He shows off the strength in his stocky little frame by scooping the big man up and Body-Slamming him into the mat.
Suddenly Lombardi is sorry for the way he treated this stud earlier in the match!  He begs for mercy in the corner, pleading with Boone not to hurt him too bad.
The announcers remind the fans that there are no Time-Outs in the sport of Professional Wrestling.  Boone rushes into the corner and punches the big man in the face a few times, taking revenge for the way he was kicked out of the ring earlier.
	The fans count each impact as Boone grips his opponent by the hair and slams his face into the Turn-buckle repeatedly.
	Lombardi is humiliated by the smaller man, his face driven into the corner pad over and over like a pinball that's stuck between two bouncers.
Boone tries to pin his stunned opponent, laying on him chest to chest and hooking a leg to put his package on display.
	Lombardi is able to kick his legs around and lift a shoulder off the mat to avoid the pinfall.  He's not licked yet!
	Boone peels his big opponent off the mat for some more punishment.  His rock-hard body is coated in oil and sweat at this point.
	Boone embraces the larger man around the waist and flips him over in a German Suplex.  Boone arches his powerful body, and Lombardi is pinned!
Boone demonstrates the power in his hard body, maintaining the bridge as the ref counts to three.  Brady Boone actually won a match, that doesn't happen too often!
Brady really took a beating in this match, but he refused to surrender and ended up on top.  His chest is heaving for air with sweat running down his body in rivers, but he is a winner at last!
This stud taught us that you can fight back against injustice and eventually prevail.  (Especially if you're built like a muscular little Super-hero.)