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Gallery 768 Bad Boy Babyface |
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"Welcome
wrestling fans to another action packed match from the Okie Rumble
Wrestling Federation! Here we see Bad Boy Babyface in the multi-colored
trunks facing off against the Ranger wearing blue trunks!" |
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"Wow fans, just take a look
at the great physiques on these two athletes! You can tell these men
spend hours in the gym, and both of them look amazing!" |
"The Bad Boy secures a Front
Facelock on the Ranger, and the Ranger is already in trouble! You can
see they don't call him "The Bad Boy" for nothing, as he really cranks on
the pressure to punish his opponent's neck." |
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"This man, the Bad Boy, is
known around the wrestling world for the amazing power in his legs. Of
course, one of his favorite holds is a crushing Body Scissor, which he calls
the Bad Boy Breaker. The Ranger better hope and pray that this powerful
wrestler doesn't get that hold applied!" |
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"Bad Boy Babyface is putting on a wrestling clinic now fans! He
applies a Full Nelson hold, really stretching out the Ranger's mid-section." |
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"This man Ranger is in agony, as his opponent takes him for a stroll
around the ring. I think the Bad Boy wants all the fans to see exactly
how much pain he's inflicting on his opponent." |
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"Just a reminder, fans, that the wrestling action is much more
exciting live and in person. Be sure to visit our website
for more details on how you can attend a live Okie Rumble event, you'll be
glad you did!" |
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"Bad Boy releases the Nelson
and applies a Reverse Bearhug, crushing the air out of the Ranger and throwing
him down like last week's garbage. This match has been all Bad Boy so
far, the Ranger hasn't been able to gain control." |
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"Bad Boy is in a sadistic mood today. I guess he's always
in a sadistic mood! He is yanking the Ranger's wrist and feet, while
planting his boots in the man's lower back to really streeeeetch him out." |
"Fans, you can see the incredible
pressure being applied to the Ranger's spine as the Bad Boy continues to viciously
stretch and bend him like a giant rubber toy." |
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"The Ranger has had enough,
but Bad Boy continues to toy with him, like a cat playing with a helpless
mouse! Now he sits on the man's lower back and bends him into a pretzel." |
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"Poor Ranger is as limp as
a dish rag, as the Bad Boy decides to show off his strength. He hoists
the man up into a Body Slam position." |
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"Clearly
Bad Boy Babyface hasn't been skipping his work-outs, as you can see the definition
in his huge bicep. He easily sweeps the Ranger off his feet and into
the air." |
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"Babyface borrows a page from
Arn Anderson's play-book, as he bends his opponent's arm into a Hammer Lock
and body-slams him down onto his arm. OUCH, that's a good way to dislocate
someone's shoulder, fans!" |
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"Ranger is begging for mercy
as Bad Boy looks to the crowd for approval. Is he going to stomp this
poor man in the so-called Family Jewels??" |
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"The fans at ringside are enjoying
this action as Bad Boy delivers a painful stomp to his opponent's lower belly.
This Bad Boy better watch out or he could be disqualified." |
Oh no! Ranger is in trouble now as Babyface applies his patented Bad Boy Breaker! He's made dozens of opponents submit to this hold. The ref asks Ranger if he's ready to give it up." |
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"Bad Boy shows off the power
in those strong legs of his, as he tries to smash the Ranger. I think
the Ranger has been deflated like a balloon. He doesn't even have enough
breath left in him to say he wants to submit!" |
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"Bad Boy continues to dominate,
using his Bad Boy Breaker to smash every last ounce of air out of his man.
I know I've said it before fans, you can't wrestle if you can't breathe!"
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"Finally Ranger is able to escape the crushing Scissor hold by
applying a tight Side Headlock. But the Bad Boy is quick to rake the
eyes and regain control of the match." |
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"Bad Boy locks on an interesting Sleeper variation. Basically
he's forcing the Ranger to choke himself out, which is a pretty humiliating
predicament." |
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"The Ranger's arms are trapped behind Bad Boy's legs, so he can't
even defend himself as Bad Boy goes to work on his neck. Hasn't this
young man suffered enough already?" |
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"Bad Boy again goes to work on that arm, locking his legs around
the man's shoulder and really leaning back. He's really putting on the
pressure like he's working a Crow-Bar." |
"Ranger shows his intestinal
fortitude as he refuses to submit! I think this ref should think about
stopping the match at this point, since Ranger is clearly no match for the
Bad Boy." |
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"The Bad Boy must want to take that arm
home with him. He leans back and pulls with all his strength, grinding
his hips for extra leverage." |
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"Bad Boy continues to milk the hold, flexing every muscle in his
body to inflict more punishment on the Ranger's trapped arm." |
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"Now Babyface picks his man
up, holding him upside down to allow the blood to rush to his head. What's
he gonna do, fans? Is he going for the Tombstone Pile Driver??" |
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"I just want to remind you
young fans out there that these men are trained professionals who have spent
hours and hours perfecting these moves. You should never attempt holds
like this on your friends, even if they ask you to!" |
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"The cocky Bad Boy is just showing off for the fans now. He
continues to hold his man in that Inverted Bearhug while the poor Ranger looks
down at the hard floor he is about to kiss." |
"Ranger is dazed after suffering in that Pile Driver, so the Bad
Boy is easily able to set him up for the dreaded Boston Crab." |
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"The Bad Boy sits down into the Crab, forcing his opponent to slap
the mat and submit. Stick a fork in him fans, he's done! The ref
calls for the bell, this match is over." |
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"OK, the man has submitted, but why is the Bad Boy maintaining
the pressure?? Is he trying to send a message to the other wrestlers
back in the locker room? The bell continues to ring as the ref tries
to convince Babyface to release the hold." |
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"Finally Bad Boy releases the hold. The ref teases the cocky
winner, challenging him -- if he's so tough -- to take on The Crusher." |
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"Bad Boy has agreed to wrestle The Crusher! The match begins
and the Bad Boy locks on a painful Double Arm Stretch, forcing Crusher to
his knees." |
"Now Babyface hooks the big man's arms over his knees, sitting down into a spine-snapping Camel Clutch. Crusher is in trouble in the opening moments of this match. He needs to find a weakness in the Bad Boy!" |
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"The big man groans in pain as his singlet is stretched to the
limit, and so is his spine. Bad Boy Babyface has no mercy!" |
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"If you look close, fans, you can see that the Bad Boy brought
a piece or rope or tape into the ring. He's using it now to choke the
Crusher, concealing his foreign object from the ref." |
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"Crusher finally gets his revenge, applying a Double Arm Stretcher
of his own. The ref leans in to ask Bad Boy why he isn't acting so cocky
and arrogant any more." |
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"The human body was not made to bend this way! Bad Boy Babyface
is now learning the meaning of the word Agony!" |
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"Babyface is hurt, the Crusher has nearly ripped him in two pieces.
How much more of this can the young man in the colorful speedo take? |
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"Crusher continues working on his opponent's spine, now slapping
on a painful Abdominal Stretch. Fans, this hold punishes the ribs, the
spine, the shoulder, basically every part of Babyface's body is in pain." |
"The Bad Boy has had enough.
Crusher releases the Ab Stretch, and he falls exhausted to the mat.
Clearly Crusher could pin him at any time." |
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"The big man rolls over his helpless opponent and easily pins him.
The ref laughs in triumph as he counts to three, and Crusher is the
winner." |
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"Babyface did not appreciate the ref's comments, but he has no
right to put his hands on the official! The ref is being thrown around
like a rag-doll!" |
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"Now the Crusher joins in the
attack on the official, helping to invert him so the Bad Boy can pile-drive
him into the mat. This is outrageous, you can't treat the ref like this!" |
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"I hope Crusher and Bad Boy are proud of themselves! The
official is out cold as both wrestlers kneel over him, flexing and posing
in victory. This is uncalled for, the Okie Rumble is supposed to be
about brotherhood and fair competition!" |