Gallery 765 Kelly Twins vs Sharp & Crews
	"When I agreed to wrestle the Kelly Twins, I knew they were a pair of big, manly brawlers, but I never realized just how vicious they really were in the ring!"
"There I am, Tommy Sharp, looking sweet in my shiny red jacket.  My partner, Art Crews, is warning me to watch out for their dirty tactics, and to avoid their deadly Headlocks at all costs."
"Our opponents -- Mike and Pat Kelly -- look like lumber-jacks in their matching flannel shirts.  I just can't believe the pure brawn and power of these animals as they bare their chests and prepare to grapple."
"The bell sounds and I immediately find myself in the trap my partner warned me about: the crushing Side Headlock by one of the big Kellys.  Damn, he sure knows how to punish a man's neck!"
	"The blood-thirsty fans seem to think this is funny, watching me struggle and beg for air as the huge man-beast grinds on the pressure, trying to separate my head from my shoulders!"
	"This is so humiliating, to be held in this submissive kneeling position.  But there is nothing I can do against this freak's inhuman strength!"
	"I hear the animal outside the ring growling for some fresh meat, so the brute in the ring yanks me to my feet and drags me to the far corner."
"He whips me to the mat and presses his knee into my back to keep me in place as the Kelly Twins trade places.  I hope this Twin is a little more gentle in the ring, because my neck is killing me now!"
"The hungry bear goes right to work on my sore neck, trying to rip my head off just like his twin brother was doing earlier.  Why am I forced to get in the ring with a pair of beasts who out-weigh me by about 50 pounds each??  We need to form a Union or something!"
"I think he's toying with me now, either for his sadistic pleasure or for the enjoyment of the fans.  He locks on a Rear Chinlock and applies just enough pressure to make me suffer.  OUCH!!"
	"I've been in plenty of wrestling matches before, but I don't recall any opponent slowly cranking on the pressure like this, as if he's getting off on it.  I think he's trying to break my jaw in his crushing Face Lock, and I don't think I can take much more!"
	"The beast growls at the ref to ask me whether I'm ready to surrender.  I sure would love to call it quits, but I've learned that the horny fans get really angry if my matches end too quickly."
	"When he finally gets tired of re-arranging my face, Kelly Twin #2 again whips me to their corner, like a lamb being thrown to the wolves.  I'm terrified when I realize they've cut the ring in half, stopping me from ever reaching my partner!"
"Both refs watch silently as I'm attacked by the Kelly Twin who is outside the ropes.  What ever happened to the rule that stops cheaters from interfering from outside the ring??  It's almost as if the ref's want to watch me take a cruel beating!"
"I'm now seeing stars and planets circling in front of my eyes as the Kelly Twin gives me a nice Elbow Smash to the top of my skull.  I sure could use some help from my partner, but he is probably afraid to get in the ring with these beasts!"
"I'm down on my knees again, feeling like such a helpless wimp in front of all these fans.  Meanwhile, the bear tries to strangle me in a Front Facelock as my partner yells at me to get up and fight."
	"Surprise, they've dragged me back to their corner so they can both maul me at the same time again!  There are two officials watching this match, yet neither one of them can control these cheaters!"
	"I'm finally able to apply a wrestling hold of my own, a nice tight Bearhug around the bear's thick mid-section.  Maybe I have a chance to at least hurt these beasts a little"
"He finally breaks free by driving a few fists into my face to stun me.  I almost wish I was bald like these big Kelly Twins so nobody could drag me around by the hair like that!"
"I need a chance to catch my breath, since you can see I'm exhausted and sucking wind.  But before I can recover, the killer kneels down on my throat, trying to crush me like a balloon at a 6-year-old's birthday party."
	"Damn, I look like road-kill that tried to cross the highway during rush hour.  This may be the most painful and degrading beating of my career, and you can bet I've had MANY!"
	"The sadistic killer stands over me in victory, his nasty boot just inches from my face.  Clearly I'm unable to defend myself, so why hasn't the stupid ref stopped this attack??"
"As he again pulls me to my feet, I deliver a surprise Bearhug to his big, soft gut!  He is stunned now, learning how it feels to gasp for air."
"Before the big animal can recover, I dive across the ring to tag Art Crews.  I hope he will have better luck taming these wild creatures,"
	"Art gets some revenge on the Kelly Twin, locking on a tight Side Headlock and grinding the victim up and down until he's ready to pass out from the pure agony."
"But soon poor Art is over-powered by the animal's strength, and whipped face-first into the Kellys' corner.  The beast outside the ring slams Art in the face with hige huge, size 12 shit-kicking boot."
"I see my poor partner trapped in their corner like a sacrificial lamb in a cage with two tigers.  I wish I could rescue him, but we're expected to follow the rules."
"Hey, they're both in the ring at the same time, come on ref!  I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the commissioner!  Something must be done about this blatant violation of the rules!"
	"Poor Art is still feeling the effects of that dirty two on one action, as the Kelly Twin slams him to the mat and locks on a Double Toe Hold.  My partner slaps the mat in frustration as the brute tries to break his legs."
"Oh COME ON!!  I can't watch any more of this!  He's holding my partner in a Front Face Lock so his dirty partner can kick the helpless man in the ribs like a rented mule!  They're just trying to hurt Art at this point.  Someone needs to teach these ugly beasts to fight fair!!"
"Why did they bother paying two refs to watch this match if they aren't even going to enforce the rules!?  This blind idiot is allowing the two animals to tear my partner limb from limb."
"Now Art gets to feel the effects of the spine-wrenching Kelly Headlock.  I guess we're both going to have sore necks tomorrow."
"I entered this business so I could make some money at my favorite sport:  Wrestling.  I never signed up to be abused and humiliated like this by men twice my size and twice as brutal!"
"Finally the cheater pins my partner to the mat with a choke hold.  The ref finally counts to three just to end the match and put Art Crews out of his misery.  At least our public beating is over now!"
"I rush over to check on my exhausted, injured partner.  Clearly these freaks were too rough on him, and the lazy refs did nothing to control them.  I really should file a lawsuit or something, I think this was an assault or even attempted murder."