Gallery 762
Eddie Gilbert vs. Shane Douglas
|
|
"There I
am looking buff and fierce in the ring. No wonder the fans call me 'Hot
Stuff' Eddie Gilbert. Even the ref can't resist feeling the power in
my bicep as he runs his hands all over my muscles."
|
"They tell me my next opponent
is this blond pretty-boy, some rookie named Shane Douglas. Just look
at this cute kid, holding his skate-board with a big cheesy smile! He's
just begging for a beating, which I'm more than happy to deliver!"
|
|
"Just compare us and you can
easily see who's going to win this match! I've got a real-man's body,
a sexy beard, and a nice big bulge in my tights. The rookie Shane Douglas,
with his pretty smile and his cute little white speedo, can't even afford
a t-shirt without rips or holes in it!"
|
|
|
|
"I decided to give the fans
a thrill by wearing my hot pink tights and white boots. The pretty-boy
wore an ass-hugging white speedo, which every wrestling fan knows is the
guaranteed costume of a jobber!"
|
|
"Come on over here, pretty-boy! Yeah, you can see I like
to spend time in the gym too! Now get over here and take your punishment
like a good little rookie..."
|
"DING!
DING!! The bell rings and the match is under way. My fans
are on the edge of their seats, and you can cut the tension in the air with
a knife. The sadistic animals in the arena are eager to watch me punish
this muscular blond stud."
|
|
|
"DAMN! This cocky punk sure is strong! I can't believe
he caught me in a Headlock that quick!"
"Hey punk, you better wipe that smile off your face and loosen
this Headlock or I'm gonna make you suffer for it later!"
|
"This is so damn humiliating,
with my face down near his crotch. The sissie is grinding his chest
all over my face, right in front of all the fans and my partner in crime,
Dick Murdock. Shane is just begging me to put him in his place, and
I'm sure going to enjoy hurting him!"
|
|
"GRRRR. This kid's been
working out hard! His chest feels like it's chiseled out of stone,
and his biceps are actually smothering me every time he flexes. OUCH,
I better get control of this kid soon!"
|
|
"The eager rookie continues to milk the Headlock on me, slowly
smothering me in his embrace. Who taught this punk how to wrestle like this??
And those horny fans are sure reacting to his white speedo trunks!"
|
|
|
"Hey now! Suddenly he rolls me over into a pinning position,
his boots on my shoulders, his face inserted between my thighs! I'm shocked.
He is sure a good grappler for such a handsome pretty-boy."
|
|
"But like most blonds, he's not the sharpest crayon in the box.
With his face leaning in towards my ball-sack, I can easily stun him
and escape by clapping my thighs together on the sides of his head!"
|
"WHOA, this kid is quicker
than I thought. Now he's got me in a Hammer Lock, and he's really cranking
on the pressure. Where did they find this kid??"
|
|
"OK, rookie, we're against
the ropes now, so that means you gotta release the Arm-Lock. That's
right kid, listen to the ref and let go of my arm!"
|
|
"That's
a good boy, let go of my arm. You can trust me, I promise I'll break
clean and not hurt you or anything..."
|
|
"This pretty boy is about to
learn what happens to cute rookies when they're trapped against the ropes
and surrender their advantage!"
|
|
"OOOFFF!!""
"A nice knee to the gut has him doubled over in pain. I follow that
up with an Elbow Smash to his cute face and the fans are soon howling like
wolves who smell blood."
|
|
|
"We're having fun now! I
pull the stud to the center of the ring by the hair, and use his face as
a punching-bag. It's always fun to rough up the really cute ones!"
|
|
"The surfer-boy goes down like
a ton of bricks, sprawled out at my feet. He starts bitching and moaning
about how rough I'm treating him, but he ain't seen nothing yet. "
"Welcome to Pro Rassling, tough man!"
|
|
"So what should I do next?? Should I drop a knee on the helpless
wimp's face, or should I wait until he gets up and then drive my knee into
his face?"
|
|
"I wait until he rises to his
feet, then slam my knee into his jaw. That one hurt him I think! He's
down on the mat, whimpering like a whipped puppy, but I'm no-where near finished
with him."
"Get up, you sissy, and fight like a man!"
|
"The wimp checks to see if
he's bleeding. Don't worry, pretty-boy, I haven't damaged your perfect
All-American good looks. Not yet at least!"
|
|
"The stunned wimp is exhaused
already! He struggles to his knees, and I see cameras flashing all
over the arena."
|
|
"Another fist to his chin has
him groaning in pain and wishing he'd stayed at the beach, surfing with all
his buff little pals."
|
|
|
"Next I show off my strength for my fans, scooping the jobber up like
a sack of rice and dumping him on his back. OOOFFF! That HAD
to hurt!"
|
|
|
"LOOK OUT BELOW!! Here
come's a nice Elbow Smash to the bulge in that tight white speedo!"
|
"You would think my fans would
grow tired of watching me easily destroy jobber after jobber every week in
these humiliating squashes. But actually they can't seem to get enough
of the violence and domination. They just show up week after week to watch
me dish out more punishment!"
|
|
"I try for a half-hearted pin, stretching out and laying across
his body. Have I mentioned how hot I look in those pink tights! DAMN,
they should double the ticket prices when I'm on the card!"
|
|
"Yeah, I let him easily kick out. I'm just having too much
fun hurting him to let the match end now!"
|
|
|
"Yeah, just kneel there waiting for my next attack, that's a good
little jobber. We're about to play Field Goal Kicker, and you're the
football!"
|
|
CRUNCH!!
"The fans won't be drooling over this kid's handsome good looks after
I'm done with him! I almost knocked his head out into the third row!"
|
|
"Either this stud is really in agony, or he's a great actor. Either
way, he might want to invest in some larger wrestling trunks, since those
seem to be riding up on him."
|
"Hey punk, remember that Arm-Lock you put me in earlier? Well
now I'm gonna teach you how to really punish another man's arm. How
does that feel, DUDE??"
|
|
"Next I bust his arm over the corner buckles a few times, and his
screams of pain are like music to my ears. This punk is sure getting
an education today! I'll bet he's going to be a real hard-ass heel some
day, if he survives that long."
|
|
"Hey wimp, I guess you better go back
to the gym and keep trying to beef up that body. Come back and see
me when you're a little tougher!"
|
|
"The rookie clutches his injured
arm and rolls around on the mat for a while, giving the fans at home one of
the most interesting camera angles in professional sports."
|
|
|
|
"It's about time for my massage, so I roll the jobber up in a Small
Package and easily pin him for the three count. This was a humiliating
beating for him, I wonder if his mommy and daddy are proud of their blond
little boy."
|
|
"My buddy Dick Murdock comes in to congratulate me as I give my
fans a nice long look at my bare chest. I look pretty great with some
sweat glistening on that hard body!"
|
|
"The big man and I share some intimate moments in the ring as he
tells me how hot I look sporting wood in my pink tights. Yeah I knew
that already, big man!"
|
|
"Take a long, hard look at the sexiest stud and toughest grappler
in the history of Pro Wrestling. All the ladies want to do me, and all
the dudes want to BE me. Or something like that."
|
"Which young rookie are they
going to throw in the ring with me next week? I hope he's as cute as
this Shane Douglas dude! This match was a blast!"
|
|
|
|
|